BREAKING: PLAX IS GOING TO JAIL. Plaxico Burress is reportedly ready to sign a plea deal that will send him to prison on a two year sentence, meaning that by the time he gets out Michael Strahan’s sitcom will have already been canceled. And really, isn’t that the true tragedy in all of this? [New York Times]
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Goget? NYC is the safest large city in the US.
And plax didn’t ruin our season, injuries to the d-line did.
Good thing I own an AK-47.
/No revevence to situation other that why do the places that have the strictest gunlaws also have the worst crime rates?
Also Fuck Bret Farve
Unless they lock up in the holding tank at the Eagles stadium it is isn’t true justice.
@Charlie Sweatpants:
I have no idea what’s in water over there, but it’s no better for basketball players either. They either disappear into obscurity or become the immune carrier for Josh McDaniels super secret weapon.
“…meaning that by the time he gets out Michael Strahan’s sitcom will have already been canceled.”
So then he could suit up for the Bears by week five?
Dumb. But you know what this reminds me of? This one time Jackie Robinson…
this makes me happy. especially because now everyone will see what a piece of shit she-li manning is as a QB.
@Jackin’
“Did Rex Ryan choke out Tom Cable in an octagon death match yet?”
The only thing Rex Ryan is choking his himself with the 8 dozen chicken wings he had for breakfast.
Stupid Plax. Had to ruin our season. I hope an inmate (or 20) does indeed pound him in the ass. And may he never be a successful NFL player again.
Plax should have moved to Arizona, where you can carry a gun anywhere in public as long as it’s in plain sight. Even while protesting outside of an Obama speech.
Elisha: MOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOM!
[from downstairs]
Olivia: Yes, sweety?
Elisha: WHERE THE HECK IS MY PLAX?!
Olivia: Did you check under your Mongols and Gypsty Jokers?
That Michael Strahan has a sitcom? Yes, that is a tragedy.
New York City has strict gun control laws since we couldn’t have the 8+ million people walking the streets everyday packing heat too. Plex knew he wasn’t in Va Beach or Florida of wherever the hell he calls his off-season home so he should have known better. That being said Stallworth got off way to easily, but you know what?
We won’t have to watch either of them play this season so that’s always a positive thing. Bring on some real news about some real football? Did Rex Ryan choke out Tom Cable in an octagon death match yet? Has Daniel Snyder finally decided to stop buying dress shirts that are 3 sizes too large? Has the Double J “christened” every suite of Cowboys stadium yet?
These are real questions that need answers…off with ye to find said answers!!!
/bored
This is fucking stupid. A minimum of 20 months for that shit? Meanwhile Donte Stallworth is playing XBox live in his mansion while the Mexican gardener he mowed down is being eaten by worms as we speak.
America is fucking stupid.
“Hard to win a case when you have no viable defense”
That’s why I come to KSK. For the hard hitting, no nonsense information!
I believe the original plea he rejected was for months, not years.
On the plus side, he’ll be wearing more formal attire in prison than he does to the club.
Plea for 2 means out in six months max, then he can go hunt for the real thigh shooters
So accidentally shooting yourself in a club = electrocuting dogs
Didn’t Plax pass up a 1 year plea deal?
Andre Rison (house burned down by girlfriend), Charles Rogers (smoked his way out of the league), Plaxico (shot self in leg, got two years in jail) and I’m pretty sure Mark Ingram’s still in jail (fraud). What do they put in the water in East Lansing?
What kind of cheese do they serve in FPMITA Prison?
/inside?
//doesn’t care
Could you imagine the sequel to The Longest Yard with Vick, Plex, and Stallworth?