I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird” – and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin, but what good does THAT do me?

Also, when am I going to get some Favre news around here?

1) Highly lauded by people in college, or those making their career discussing collegiate issues (dipshit academics/dipshit announcers).

2) Plays position in college notably well (mindblowing account of untold history/quarterback), but is better suited for another position after college (paperweight/fullback).

3) A-holes will go on and on and on about how great it is, but it just makes me hate them, and it, more.

I think the #1 rule for switching teams is that if you leave your team for whatever reason, you have to switch to the Texans unless there is an existing team within 40 miles of your house. I was almost ready to give up on the Raiders and switch to the Texans after I moved to New Mexico (local favorites here are the Broncos and Cowboys, fuck that.) But since the Raiders were already pretty damn far away when I lived in Southern Cali, I didn’t really see a point.

Still, if Count Al ever does something that finally puts me over the edge, and the Texans haven’t become good enough to have a real national frontrunner douche society (hello again, Boston!) I’m climbing aboard that big Tixas bandwagon.

//Is eagerly awaiting the first meeting of Mr. Tebow with Mr. Pollard’s younger cousin at some point this season.