Comments on: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/17663.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:55:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: El Dub http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/17663.html/comment-page-1#comment-140721 El Dub Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:46:43 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17663#comment-140721 Vick and Owens deserve each other. Owens is always whining for the ball, and Vick never ever ever ever ever passes to wide receivers. The arguments on the sideline will be worth the signing bonus alone. I hope this is true. I want this to be true SO HARD. Owens: "Throw me the ball. I'M FUCKING OPEN ALL THE TIME. LOOK FOR ME ON EVERY PLAY." Vick: [gives Owens herpes] Vick and Owens deserve each other. Owens is always whining for the ball, and Vick never ever ever ever ever passes to wide receivers. The arguments on the sideline will be worth the signing bonus alone. I hope this is true. I want this to be true SO HARD.

Owens: “Throw me the ball. I’M FUCKING OPEN ALL THE TIME. LOOK FOR ME ON EVERY PLAY.”
Vick: [gives Owens herpes]

]]> By: SoulFunkJesus http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/17663.html/comment-page-1#comment-140684 SoulFunkJesus Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:40:10 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17663#comment-140684 Vick and TO on the same team? I thought I felt a significant shift in the force earlier today. Those two together on the same team...I think the NRC has laws in place to prevent that... Vick and TO on the same team? I thought I felt a significant shift in the force earlier today. Those two together on the same team…I think the NRC has laws in place to prevent that…

]]> By: Rocco http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/17663.html/comment-page-1#comment-140671 Rocco Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:15:08 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17663#comment-140671 Most recent info on the Bills website says One Bills Drive has reiterated their stance that they are not interested in signing Vick. However, tomorrow's practice is closed to the public. And supposedly there is a press conference at 4:15pm EST. Most recent info on the Bills website says One Bills Drive has reiterated their stance that they are not interested in signing Vick. However, tomorrow’s practice is closed to the public. And supposedly there is a press conference at 4:15pm EST.

]]> By: Boatdrinks http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/17663.html/comment-page-1#comment-140633 Boatdrinks Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:09:01 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17663#comment-140633 I would put my sister on the trail (she lives right near St. John Fisher) but she is out of town... I would put my sister on the trail (she lives right near St. John Fisher) but she is out of town…

]]> By: Boatdrinks http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/17663.html/comment-page-1#comment-140632 Boatdrinks Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:08:12 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17663#comment-140632 I could see me actually going to a Bills game. ROADTRIP!!!! I could see me actually going to a Bills game. ROADTRIP!!!!

]]> By: Andrew http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/17663.html/comment-page-1#comment-140629 Andrew Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:59:22 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17663#comment-140629 There have been many credible sightings of Vick at the Buffalo airport last night. There are very strong rumors that people have seen him around training camp in Rochester today. There have been many credible sightings of Vick at the Buffalo airport last night. There are very strong rumors that people have seen him around training camp in Rochester today.

]]> By: Rocco http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/17663.html/comment-page-1#comment-140626 Rocco Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:55:44 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17663#comment-140626 Hell, I thought T.O. was gonna be a big enough train wreck. This is gonna be awesome if Vick really did sign. I already have $1000 on the Patriots in week 1. I don't care what the spread is. Hell, I thought T.O. was gonna be a big enough train wreck. This is gonna be awesome if Vick really did sign. I already have $1000 on the Patriots in week 1. I don’t care what the spread is.

]]> By: Grimace http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/17663.html/comment-page-1#comment-140625 Grimace Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:53:45 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17663#comment-140625 @rocco: As a Pats fan, I'm excited as you are about the prospects of Vick in Buffalo. @rocco: As a Pats fan, I’m excited as you are about the prospects of Vick in Buffalo.

]]> By: Rocco http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/17663.html/comment-page-1#comment-140620 Rocco Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:46:54 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17663#comment-140620 @j4b: Not till Ralph Wilson dies. @j4b: Not till Ralph Wilson dies.

]]> By: jackin'4beats http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/17663.html/comment-page-1#comment-140619 jackin'4beats Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:44:13 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=17663#comment-140619 Mike Vick will actually look good with a Maple Leaf on his helmet. We're talking about the Toronto Bills right? Mike Vick will actually look good with a Maple Leaf on his helmet. We’re talking about the Toronto Bills right?

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