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By: Brady Quinn's Courage

Brady Quinn's Courage — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:43:43 +0000

Considering the Browns actually *gasp* planned for the future and drafted Robiskie and Massaquoi under the assumption Stallworth would be spending the year playing in the Florida Penal League, this really won’t affect things too much. I wouldn’t have been shocked had Stallworth come back and found himself fourth on the depth chart on opening day.

And that’s not so much praise towards Robiskie and Massaquoi as it is a jab at Stallworth, but hey, could be worse. We could be waiting for Crabtree to quit being a bitch.

By: ravenouspenguins

ravenouspenguins — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:11:26 +0000

Even before this shit happened, I don’t think anyone in Cleveland was seriously concerned about Stallworth helping to pad our win total. I mean, that hamstring is STILL flaring up – the poor man can’t operate the brakes on his Bentley properly.

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:33:45 +0000

Donte too.

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:33:16 +0000

“yes we know it wasn’t actually a hit and run”

Dante was too drunk to run.

By: TurleyGirlie

TurleyGirlie — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:00:25 +0000

@RBP

The first least interesting being the Tonya Harding one, right?

/saw it
//ashamed

By: G.G.

G.G. — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:37:56 +0000

“Roger’s power continues to be out of control…”

Well, until Roger’s power is SO out of control that it starts mowing down pedestrians I say “hard cheese”, Stallworth.

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By: Reggie Bush's Pimp

Reggie Bush's Pimp — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:58:27 +0000

VINCE NEIL KILLED A GUY

He also made the 2nd least interesting sex tape in history. But we won’t hold that against him.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:54:40 +0000

The Rog’s dick is bigger than yours Donte. I’m sure he’ll sit out the year like a man…but I’m so pissed that the Rog wasn’t the commish when Leonard Little was going around killing people. He would have given that fool the concrete boots treatment.

It’s not like the Browns were going to be good anyway.

By: BigRedEd

BigRedEd — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:53:05 +0000

@ Sherrif Gonna Getcha

What, Donte’ should have gotten off with a warning because Rog didn’t specifically say “Don’t drink and drive AND kill a pedestrian?” Really?

By: Buttsmack O'Kelley

Buttsmack O'Kelley — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:19:13 +0000

VINCE NEIL KILLED A GUY