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		<title>By: Cutlerfucker</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/17599.html/comment-page-1#comment-140725</link>
		<dc:creator>Cutlerfucker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 23:23:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Candace Rae</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Candace Rae</p>
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		<title>By: martinriggs</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/17599.html/comment-page-1#comment-140590</link>
		<dc:creator>martinriggs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:10:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wonder if Candace &amp; her creamy white complexion respect the sun</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wonder if Candace &amp; her creamy white complexion respect the sun</p>
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		<title>By: Facebookrox!</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/17599.html/comment-page-1#comment-140569</link>
		<dc:creator>Facebookrox!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Slashes&#039;s comment made me choke with laughter. 

/nothing witty to say
//Go Panthers!?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Slashes&#8217;s comment made me choke with laughter. </p>
<p>/nothing witty to say<br />
//Go Panthers!?</p>
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		<title>By: Rocco</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/17599.html/comment-page-1#comment-140547</link>
		<dc:creator>Rocco</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 13:33:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ The Pirate Sloth:  I&#039;ve avoided sending that email to the mailbag as well.  I&#039;m not sure I want to know what the KSK staff and commenters would recommend for a broken heart.  Other than lots of drinking.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ The Pirate Sloth:  I&#8217;ve avoided sending that email to the mailbag as well.  I&#8217;m not sure I want to know what the KSK staff and commenters would recommend for a broken heart.  Other than lots of drinking.</p>
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		<title>By: The Drunk Mormon</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/17599.html/comment-page-1#comment-140528</link>
		<dc:creator>The Drunk Mormon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 01:25:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That picture is fan-fucking-tastic!  I am going to tape it to the back of my girlfriend&#039;s head tonight.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That picture is fan-fucking-tastic!  I am going to tape it to the back of my girlfriend&#8217;s head tonight.</p>
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		<title>By: martinriggs</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/17599.html/comment-page-1#comment-140515</link>
		<dc:creator>martinriggs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 22:09:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>For Candace:

Well, brunettes are fine man &amp; blondes are fun
But when it comes to gettin&#039; a dirty job done
I&#039;ll take a Red-headed woman

Well i don&#039;t know how many girls you&#039;ve dated
But you ain&#039;t lived &#039;til you&#039;ve had your tires rotated
By a Red-headed woman
             -Springsteen

/fond memories of my former Red-headed woman
//jailtime may have been involved</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For Candace:</p>
<p>Well, brunettes are fine man &amp; blondes are fun<br />
But when it comes to gettin&#8217; a dirty job done<br />
I&#8217;ll take a Red-headed woman</p>
<p>Well i don&#8217;t know how many girls you&#8217;ve dated<br />
But you ain&#8217;t lived &#8217;til you&#8217;ve had your tires rotated<br />
By a Red-headed woman<br />
             -Springsteen</p>
<p>/fond memories of my former Red-headed woman<br />
//jailtime may have been involved</p>
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		<title>By: Clancy's Bar &#38; Gorilla</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/17599.html/comment-page-1#comment-140507</link>
		<dc:creator>Clancy's Bar &#38; Gorilla</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 21:26:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Her NAME DAMNIT............ NOW!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Her NAME DAMNIT&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; NOW!</p>
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		<title>By: spanky datass</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/17599.html/comment-page-1#comment-140501</link>
		<dc:creator>spanky datass</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 20:45:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@QLJ The hover tag on the pic says &#039;candace&#039;.  That&#039;s all I got.

/deek jook</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@QLJ The hover tag on the pic says &#8216;candace&#8217;.  That&#8217;s all I got.</p>
<p>/deek jook</p>
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		<title>By: The Pirate Sloth</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Pirate Sloth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 20:37:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>PS: just realized that now everyone can hate on me for moving to Hawaii, though you get the last laugh, I have to wake up at 8am just to watch the Seahawks lose away games.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>PS: just realized that now everyone can hate on me for moving to Hawaii, though you get the last laugh, I have to wake up at 8am just to watch the Seahawks lose away games.</p>
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		<title>By: CobraCommander</title>
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		<dc:creator>CobraCommander</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 20:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ Pirate Sloth, 

Sorry to hear that.

You know what heals a broken heart?

Murder.

Think about it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ Pirate Sloth, </p>
<p>Sorry to hear that.</p>
<p>You know what heals a broken heart?</p>
<p>Murder.</p>
<p>Think about it.</p>
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