candaceHERE IS A PICTURE OF AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN. NOW PLEASE SEND US EMAIL.

Consider this your weekly fantasy sex/football mailbag reminder.  Slight spoiler alert: earlier this week we received the best mailbag question we’ve ever gotten, and if you can beat it with an *honest* question I will PayPal you five dollars.  American dollars, even.  I don’t want to give the details of it away, but the question in question combines subjects of sex and fantasy football in a way that involves (alleged!) pedophilia, jail time, and the proper way to handle Goodell-like fantasy league suspensions.

Frankly, if no one else writes in, I’ll be perfectly happy.