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By: Walter Sobchak

Walter Sobchak — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 07:37:50 +0000

AB: We can assume his anus hangs like the sleeve of a wizard.

By: AB

AB — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 02:41:21 +0000

From he linked ESPN article: “Years of weightlifting have made Quinn one of the most “ripped” quarterbacks in the league. His forearms are masses of swelling muscles, and his upper body looks more like a linebacker’s.”

No mention of his anal traits though.

By: Brady Quinn's Courage

Brady Quinn's Courage — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 23:42:11 +0000

If this is true, I approve.

Fuck “fair and open competition”. There shouldn’t BE a competition. Quinn played better on the field than Anderson last year. Was he perfect? No. I never expect Brady Quinn to be an MVP caliber player, I expect him to be a competent quarterback capable of making smart decisions to keep the team in the game the weeks the defense shows up. He sure as hell seemed a lot more capable of that than Anderson, who just played poorly last year.

By: OzoneRanger

OzoneRanger — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 20:05:40 +0000

Would this be called a halfhearted handjob?

By: Stonecutter

Stonecutter — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 19:01:32 +0000

This is easily the coolest thing Brady Quinn has ever done.

If you aren’t cheating, you aren’t trying.

By: Miusheri

Miusheri — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 17:33:03 +0000

Such courageous and lofty levels of deceit! It’s quasi-Favrian in its clutchiness.

By: porky1

porky1 — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 16:07:14 +0000

Brady totally needs to come out of the closet now. If he loses the starting job, he can complain that it was because he’s gay. If he’s about to be traded to a team he doesn’t like, he can say they’re only trading him because he’s gay. When he goes to a new team, he’ll have to get a chance to start because he’s gay. Then, once he gets a starting job or washes out, he can just say he wanted to be treated like everyone else and reap millions from his talk show, book deals, and acting career.

Seriously Brady, the gay thing? It might work for you.

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 15:28:31 +0000

@ Johnny – No faux blowjob motions when Brady is on the field?

By: mick

mick — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 15:11:29 +0000

If Mangini is as decisive about his starting qb as he is when the dessert cart rolls up, then this should be a snap.

Because he is fat.

By: Johnny Tightlips

Johnny Tightlips — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 14:50:25 +0000

For his part, Derek Anderson is alternating between the “dismissive wank” and “the finger” when Brady Quinn takes the field.