catYO DAWG I HERD YOU LIKE

Consider this your mailbag reminder. Get your Fantasy Football / Sex Advice questions in with a quickness if you want them answered today. Meanwhile I’ll be sitting here crying into my strawberry tartar over the death of Harry Douglas’ knee. Harry, if you need a slow white man’s ACL, just call me and I will be in the Dirty Dirty tonight with a bottle of ether and a carving knife that I stole from Golden Corral. We 502 boys gotsta stick together.

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  1. DancingBaptist Says:

    That sound you heard was not Harry Douglas’ knee popping, but Roddy White and his agent uncorking a bottle of champagne.

  2. Ryan R Says:

    Urrutia’s available! C’mon, Miami!

  3. Ryan R Says:

    Clearly, I meant Atlanta.

  4. Cowboy78 Says:

    Ah the endangered species that is the White WR, they are indeed a rare and possibly dying breed.

  5. Miles O'Toole Says:

    KSK should start marketing white wrist bands with STWR stamped on them. Save The White Receiver, before it’s too late.

  6. flubby Says:

    Harry Douglas is white in name only.

  7. Rob in WI Says:

    @flubby, you’ve got to admit, its a REALLY white sounding name though.

  8. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    Harry Douglas is white in name only.

    He’s the Bob Sanders of receivers.

  9. claude balls Says:

    Hey, if you’re going to post an upskirt picture of some Japanese schoolgirl’s pussy, could you at least give us the NSFW warning?

  10. Major Mel Funkshun Says:

    Or move the damn cat.

  11. jackin'4beats Says:

    Harry Douglas is white in name only.

    Not to be confused with this Harry of course.

  12. Slothrop Says:

    That’s a cat? Looks like a damn possum.

  13. Cowboy78 Says:

    Hey layoff the cat, it is the only way to get that gerbil out of her pussy.

    /mallratsd

  14. Upstate Underdog Says:

    Now that’s a pussy basket.

  15. BrandonMarshallsUppercut Says:

    deep thoughts #1:

    If you punch someone in the vagina and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound?

  16. LaFavre's Next Interception Says:

    Asian Pussy basket

  17. jackin'4beats Says:

    @UU: +1 sir. May that term never be forgotten

  18. King_of_Corn Says:

    Play her off, Upskirt Cat!

  19. Upstate Underdog Says:

    @j4b, you know what I’m talking about. Pussy basket is old school KSK.

    http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/3/ksk-off-topic-travels-with-borat.html

  20. Upstate Underdog Says:

    mailbag?

  21. Farthammer Says:

    I like you. I like you too, dawg. Let’s get married.

  22. Ryno Says:

    No mailbag eh? Might as well see what’s going on at deadspin. Probably another 3-4 posts about Tiger Woods dropping ass at the Buick

  23. Ocho Cinco Fan Club Says:

    Yo dawg, I herd you like sex mailbags, so I put sex in yo mailbag, so you could jerk it while you read!

  24. Nestminder Says:

    Yo dawg, I heard you like work at work, so we ain’t puttin up the sex bag til dinner time.

    You heard wrong!

  25. CobraCommander Says:

    the fuck is my mailbag?????????????????????????????????

  26. Miles O'Toole Says:

    At this rate, Sexy Friday will post sometime Monday afternoon.

  27. Eugene Chung Says:

    c’mon KSK, I leave work at 5. No mailbag at work is a bad Thursday.

  28. Ted Says:

    I have to go hand out with the GF and her bussiness friends. Let me at least have a mailbag to make it less painful.

    “Oh, you remember Mindy, don’t you?”

    “Was she the one with the huge rack I wanted to motorboat? If not, then no, I don’t remember.”

  29. Mercuty Morris's Specs Says:

    I can’t decide if they’re lazy in getting around to the mailbag, or just trying to drive up page hits by holding off so late and making us all refresh.

    Lazy or greedy? Both?

  30. MC Says:

    well i survived thursday without a mailbag… this at least will give me something to do at work tomorrow morning. between the mailbag and the commenter draft, i foresee a very unproductive friday

  31. spanky datass Says:

    amshelek

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