Consider this your mailbag reminder. Get your Fantasy Football / Sex Advice questions in with a quickness if you want them answered today. Meanwhile I’ll be sitting here crying into my strawberry tartar over the death of Harry Douglas’ knee. Harry, if you need a slow white man’s ACL, just call me and I will be in the Dirty Dirty tonight with a bottle of ether and a carving knife that I stole from Golden Corral. We 502 boys gotsta stick together.
August 6th, 2009 at 11:05 am
That sound you heard was not Harry Douglas’ knee popping, but Roddy White and his agent uncorking a bottle of champagne.
August 6th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Urrutia’s available! C’mon, Miami!
August 6th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Clearly, I meant Atlanta.
August 6th, 2009 at 11:24 am
Ah the endangered species that is the White WR, they are indeed a rare and possibly dying breed.
August 6th, 2009 at 11:52 am
KSK should start marketing white wrist bands with STWR stamped on them. Save The White Receiver, before it’s too late.
August 6th, 2009 at 11:55 am
Harry Douglas is white in name only.
August 6th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
@flubby, you’ve got to admit, its a REALLY white sounding name though.
August 6th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Harry Douglas is white in name only.
He’s the Bob Sanders of receivers.
August 6th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Hey, if you’re going to post an upskirt picture of some Japanese schoolgirl’s pussy, could you at least give us the NSFW warning?
August 6th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Or move the damn cat.
August 6th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Harry Douglas is white in name only.
Not to be confused with this Harry of course.
August 6th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
That’s a cat? Looks like a damn possum.
August 6th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Hey layoff the cat, it is the only way to get that gerbil out of her pussy.
/mallratsd
August 6th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Now that’s a pussy basket.
August 6th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
deep thoughts #1:
If you punch someone in the vagina and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound?
August 6th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Asian Pussy basket
August 6th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
@UU: +1 sir. May that term never be forgotten
August 6th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Play her off, Upskirt Cat!
August 6th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
@j4b, you know what I’m talking about. Pussy basket is old school KSK.
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/3/ksk-off-topic-travels-with-borat.html
August 6th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
mailbag?
August 6th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
I like you. I like you too, dawg. Let’s get married.
August 6th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
No mailbag eh? Might as well see what’s going on at deadspin. Probably another 3-4 posts about Tiger Woods dropping ass at the Buick
August 6th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Yo dawg, I herd you like sex mailbags, so I put sex in yo mailbag, so you could jerk it while you read!
August 6th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Yo dawg, I heard you like work at work, so we ain’t puttin up the sex bag til dinner time.
You heard wrong!
August 6th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
the fuck is my mailbag?????????????????????????????????
August 6th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
At this rate, Sexy Friday will post sometime Monday afternoon.
August 6th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
c’mon KSK, I leave work at 5. No mailbag at work is a bad Thursday.
August 6th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
I have to go hand out with the GF and her bussiness friends. Let me at least have a mailbag to make it less painful.
“Oh, you remember Mindy, don’t you?”
“Was she the one with the huge rack I wanted to motorboat? If not, then no, I don’t remember.”
August 6th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
I can’t decide if they’re lazy in getting around to the mailbag, or just trying to drive up page hits by holding off so late and making us all refresh.
Lazy or greedy? Both?
August 6th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
well i survived thursday without a mailbag… this at least will give me something to do at work tomorrow morning. between the mailbag and the commenter draft, i foresee a very unproductive friday
August 6th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
amshelek