Consider this your mailbag reminder. Get your Fantasy Football / Sex Advice questions in with a quickness if you want them answered today. Meanwhile I’ll be sitting here crying into my strawberry tartar over the death of Harry Douglas’ knee. Harry, if you need a slow white man’s ACL, just call me and I will be in the Dirty Dirty tonight with a bottle of ether and a carving knife that I stole from Golden Corral. We 502 boys gotsta stick together.
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