Vikings Trainer Travels to Alaska to Meet With Palin
ANCHORAGE, Alaska — A Minnesota Vikings trainer today visited with former vice presidential candidate and outgoing Alaska governor Sarah Palin, touching off a swirl of rumors that the NFL franchise is planning to sign the politician to compete for the starting quarterback job in training camp with Brett Favre.
“At this time, no contract has been offered to Gov. Palin,” said Vikings general manager Rick Spielman. “I am not able to speculate on whether that will or will not occur. Like most teams, we are merely trying to gauge what, if any, ability she has to quarterback on the professional level.”
The political world was shocked when Palin announced on July 3 that she would step down as governor of Alaska midway through her first term in office. While experts have cited mounting legal debts as the reason behind her resignation, aides close to Palin have said she paid close attention to the way the Vikings organization bent over backwards in recent months to accommodate another useless media whore.
Said one aide who wished not be named, “It became readily apparent to her that the Vikings were willing to put up with a lot more shit than the GOP. And that was very enticing to her.”
During the press conference in which she announced her resignation, Palin drew criticism for employing an awkward analogy drawing from her days playing high school basketball. According to an unnamed staffer “that basketball analogy, while a little mangled, was politically calculated. It threw everyone off of the deal she was really trying to broker: becoming starting quarterback for an NFL team. Really, she wanted to say she was like a quarterback handing the governorship off to a running back, not unlike how one would hand off to Adrian Peterson. But that would tip her hand.”
The timing of the signing would be sensitive, coming as it does the same week that reports surfaced that Favre has already put a $30,000 deposit on a condo in a suburb of Minneapolis. While an offer to Palin is expected to be forthcoming in the next few days, a counter ploy for attention from Favre seems just as likely. Whatever form it will come in – hunger strike, zeppelin attack, angry jeans commercial – is unclear.
Favre was not able to be reached for comment, even by Peter King, who has at press time left at least three dozen teary voicemail messages for Favre seeking reaction. One was obtained by a reporter.
“Brett! BRETTY BOY! It’s Pistol Pete. I know, I know, I enjoying a good walk around Boston when this news comes on my Twitter. WHEN WILL YOU GET THE TWITTER!? Okay. Breathe with me. We’re gonna get through this. You… YOU NEED TO CALL ME BACK! I’m gonna do something rash. I know it. SHE WANTS TO TAKE YOUR JOB! I WANT TO DIP HER ORGANS IN MY COFFEE! Tell me it’s gonna be okay because RIGHT NOW I’m not really believing it. BRETTY BOY!”
Meanwhile, other Vikings players reacted ambivalently to the news.
“She’s a chick, so that’s different. But would it change much? Not really,” said defensive end Jared Allen. “I mean, Brett Favre is already a psychodramatic twat demon. We’re prepared either way.”
Added Allen: “I’d probably bang Palin first though. I don’t know. We’ll see how it plays out.”
Tags: breaking news, brittfar, here comes a PoFlaWa, poorly disguised satire, xmas ape
July 7th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Psychodramatic twat demon, ftw.
July 7th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
“I’d probably bang Palin first though. “
Who are we kidding? Allen would get so drunk he’d bang both of those media whores!
/Awaits Nailin Palin 2: The Love Boat
July 7th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Maybe the Vikings should hire her as their trainer, she’s in pretty good shape.
http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/07/sexy-sarah-palins-global-warming-links/
Have fun with the shit show of a PoFlaWa that will no doubt occur here this afternoon.
July 7th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Palin as a quarterback? Lofty choice.
July 7th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
I WANT TO DIP HER ORGANS IN MY COFFEE
One Palinbloodylatte half skim bile whip coming right up!
July 7th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Now all we need is Tina Fey at Vikings camp to do the double headed dildo touchdown dance with Palin. Can we get a photoshop please?
July 7th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
I’d take the Cuda over Tavaris Jackson
July 7th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
PoFlaWa? Nahhh.
Like Bretty Boy, she’ll be back. Just not as a serious candidate for anything. The GOP got what it wanted out of her and McCain. A genius eight-year evil plan.
Brett, on the other hand, will hopefully get smeared by Urlacher or Clay Matthews in the backfield fairly early in the season and sent limping back to ol’ Miss.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
That’s a tough choice. Tavaris Jackson, Sage Rosenfels or Sarah Palin? I don’t really see a difference between any of them.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Tavaris Jackson, Sage Rosenfels or Sarah Palin? I don’t really see a difference between any of them.
Sarah Palin – less vinegar.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
You forgot “FEARSOME VIKINGS FANS”
July 7th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Maybe this is just a ploy for the Minnesota hockey team to get an inside scoop on the gum-chewing buttplug that impregnated the daughter.
/that’s right, I don’t know the name of the minnesota hockey team, or Bristol’s babydaddy, but I’ll make that comment anyways.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Dont Favre and Palin both use the same gynocologist? A Dr. Mengele I believe?
July 7th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
This would make it so that Sage Rosenfels would be the only Vikes QB that could give a coherent press interview.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
What’s the difference between Palin and a useless, media-whoring sack of shit QB? Lipstick
July 7th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
“It became readily apparent to her that the Vikings were willing to put up with a lot more shit than the GOP. And that was very enticing to her.”
Sen. David Vitter was caught not only using prostitutes in Louisiana and D.C., but wearing a fucking diaper during his sessions with them. That may out-freak anything Fred Smoot’s ever done, and the GOP didn’t even blink.
July 7th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
clap………………clap……………………clap
July 7th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
@Ghost Mutt: So by that logic, Palin could play third base for the Yankees?
July 7th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
reports surfaced that Favre has already put a $30,000 deposit on a condo
Let’s hope he plans on sharing said condo with Palin, because he’ll be dead before training camp.
July 7th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
i wonder if jared allen would use lube cause favre never has…when he fucks you, it hurts
July 7th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Ghost Mutt ftw
July 7th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Hm. Pretty sure that poorly written Vikings articles was the territory I covered terribly, but if that’s your thing, Ape, have at her. And by her, I obviously mean Palin. Fucking hot box.
July 7th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Wow. A hot cougar with a slutty daughter. What is not to like here, fellas?
Oh yeah. She doesn’t agree with the killing of babies.
What a bitch……
July 7th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Could be worse for Vikings fans- they could be considering a complete fucking moron (other than Brett Favre, of course) for the QB job… like say, Joe Biden.
OOPS… I meant to say, “yeah, that bitch is dumb & her daughters are whores! baaaaaa, baaaaaa…”
/sips more kool-aid
July 7th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
@Clayton Bigsby: I’m not going to argue with your first point, but that bitch is dumb. And her daughter is a whore.
July 7th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Ahh clayton you can always be goaded.
July 7th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Fuck the both of them with a diseased moose dick, but at least Brett Favre only spits retarded things out of his mouth, not his vagina.
July 7th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Maybe it’s just me, but as long as Rex Grossman is in the league, Palin-as-QB jokes strike me as kinda redundant.
//goin’ deep into triple coverage – it’s mavericky!
July 7th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
@ Arm Dumbass
Oh my god, you’ve discovered the secret! We don’t dislike her because she’s a hypocritical whiny airhead media whore completely divorced from reality. Its really cause she wants to overturn a long standing legal principle which the vast majority of Americans support and instead wants to arrest and jail women for having control of their own bodies!
Wait a minute…
Hell, those are both great reasons to hate her!
July 7th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Alright you Leitch wannabes, take it to a political board, or at least throw in more Nalin Palin dick jokes.
July 7th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Wow. A hot cougar with a slutty daughter. What is not to like here, fellas?
Oh yeah. She doesn’t agree with the killing of babies.
No, what’s not to like is that she’s a total fucking moron. She is completely and utterly unqualified for anything with a pay grade higher than Wendy’s Assistant Manager, but she’s especially unqualified to be a heartbeat away from the presidency behind a 73-year-old former torture victim and four-time cancer survivor like John McCain.
I don’t care what your politics are, this woman is so fucking stupid I’m surprised she doesn’t drown in the rain. (Seriously, she thinks there’s a “Department of Law at the White House” whose job it is to defend the president from all lawsuits. It’s like the GOP found her in the woods. A fucking third grader knows more about U.S. government.)
This isn’t about her being pro-life, or a picked-on woman, or whatever other victimization schtick she trots out next. (And Jesus fucking Christ, when did conservatives become such a bunch of crybabies?)
This is about her being completely and utterly incompetent and, what’s worse, about her being totally fucking proud of the fact that she’s completely and utterly incompetent.
Seriously, if this is all you conservatives have to offer, good luck with that.
July 7th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
/sips more kool-aid
Ya, it’s pretty clear you’re drinking the Kool Aid, Clayton.
Who did Glen Beck instruct you all to hate this week? Or was he too busy crying to get the words out?
July 7th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
“Fair or unfair, I think she does herself a disservice to even mention it…When I hear a statement like that coming from a woman candidate with any kind of perceived whine about that excess criticism or, you know, maybe a sharper microscope put on her, I think, man, that doesn’t do us any good. Women in politics, women in general wanting to progress this country. I don’t think it’s, it bodes well for her — a statement like that…It bothers me a little bit hearing her bring that attention to herself on that level.” (On Hillary Clinton’s complaints about her treatment by the media, March 2008.)
“How sad that Washington and the media will never understand; it’s about country. And though it’s honorable for countless others to leave their positions for a higher calling and without finishing a term, of course we know by now, for some reason a different standard applies for the decisions I make.” (July 4, 2009.)
July 7th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
@PoFlaWhattheHell
If “a vast majority of Americans” really supported the “long standing legal principle”, it wouldn’t have gone to the Supreme Court in the first place. A better example of a “long standing legal principle” would be the pre-1973 practice of allowing states to determine their own laws for matters that are not covered by the U.S. Constitution. It’s easy to claim vast support for something that only 9 people ultimately decided (Hell, gay marriage gets voted down every time it is put on a state ballot, but the libtards STILL swear that a majority suppot it!), but there’s a reason why it’s the most contentious political issue… dumbass! Oh, and if you have a link to the article or speech where Palin discussed her plan to “arrest and jail women for having control of their own bodies”. If abortion were outlawed, it would be illegal for doctors to PERFORM abortions (and let’s be honest there are very few people who wouldn’t want to allow for exceptions for rape, and even less- bordering on none- who wouldn’t allow for exceptions for inherent danger to the life of the mother), so spare us the libtardery that is asking “How much time should she get?”. Governmental endorsement of unconditional baby-killing is wrong any way you look at it.
/dick joke
July 7th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
If “a vast majority of Americans” really supported the “long standing legal principle”, it wouldn’t have gone to the Supreme Court in the first place.
PoFla is talking about the support for Roe as the long-standing legal principle — you know, 36 years and counting now — and PoFla is exactly right. According to the last major poll on the subject, a May 2009 CNN poll, 68% of the country supports keeping Roe, 30% supports overturning it. Sounds like “the vast majority of Americans” do really support a “long standing legal principle.”
But on Roe itself, it wasn’t just nine people who supported it. You know who signed the California abortion liberalization law? Governor Ronald Reagan. What a wild-eyed libtard that guy was!
Governmental endorsement of unconditional baby-killing is wrong any way you look at it.
Because “unconditional baby-killing” is exactly what abortion laws sanction. Any woman can abort a baby without conditions, as long as you ignore the pesky details of parental notification laws, spousal notification laws, gag rule limitations, 24-hour mandatory consent waiting periods, funding bans that prevent most poor women from obtaining them, etc.
Totally unconditional. Just wide open.
July 7th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
@Clayton
So legal principles don’t count if SCOTUS had to decide on them at one time? So long Brown, Griswold, Lawrence, etc.
What actually makes it a really easy to claim vast support for Roe is that poll after poll shows 65%+ believing it is good ruling and should be upheld and poll after poll showing a majority favor allowing women the right to choose in most or all cases. Oh, and as for the ‘very few’ who wouldn’t allow any exceptions, they number around 15% of the population. Small but not insignificant.
And lets think about what your saying: government allowing abortion is wrong, wrong, WRONG!… unless its a state government. Then have at it, go to town!
July 7th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Brett’s a whore… Sarah Palin is dumb.
Brett is a media whore… Palin is still dumb.
Brett talks like Karl from Sling Blade with chew in his mouth… Nobody’s ever understood a word coming out of Palin’s mouth.
Brett screwed over one team and quit on another… Palin screwed one campaign and quit on a state.
Brett does commercials for jeans where he’s supposed to look hot… Palin looks hot in jeans.
Pretty damn even, if you ask me. But what’s really important is:
Everyone in the NFL would like to knock Brett’s head off… Everyone on KSK would like head from Palin…
With that said, I still think Gino wins the thread.
July 7th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
government allowing abortion is wrong, wrong, WRONG!… unless its a state government. Then have at it, go to town!
July 7th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
And lets think about what your saying: government allowing abortion is wrong, wrong, WRONG!… unless its a state government. Then have at it, go to town!
Also, I love how conservatives twist themselves in knots on the state-federal thing.
The federal laws on abortion are bad, the states should decide! Strike down Roe and let the states make their rules!
The state laws on gay marriage are bad, the federal government should decide! Pass the Defense of Marriage Act and overrule the states!
(See also: state laws on medical marijuana, state laws on euthanasia, and the Florida presidential election in 2000. All that states-rights bullshit goes out of the window pretty quickly when the states don’t want conservative things.)
Listen, conservatives, you’re welcome to believe your own self-serving bullshit and repeated hypocrisy. But don’t expect the rest of us to follow suit.
July 7th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
oops… meant to add: That just about sums it up… if, of course you are talking about the PEOPLE of said state making that decision (you know, the way our framers meant for it to work?).
July 7th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
@TR
No knots here. Roe shoudn’t have been ruled on because there wasn’t sufficient language in the Constitution to support their decision. State laws on gay marriage MADE BY THE COURTS are bad, & the Defense of Marriage Act is a pipe dream, so until gay marriage can begin garnering majority support on STATE BALLOTS, there shouldn’t be any. I suppose it’s easy to confuse state’s rights with the will of the states’ courts but there’s a pretty big difference there.
Also, CNN polls asking about “keeping Roe” isn’t a very good barometer for determining people’s views on abortion. I can guarantee you if they had a poll asking what would happen if they overturned Roe, the #1 response would be “abortion would be outlawed” which of course is not true. That’s the problem with polls. Meanwhile the left holds the procedure as a sacrament, but even some of the most ardent “pro-choice” supporters will say stupid shit like “Personally I’m opposed to abortion itself, but it should remain a decision between a woman & her doctor”. Probably the #1 most controversial issue in our country & even those who support it are against it… it’s just difficult for conservatives to understand the source of the passion coming from the other side, that’s all.
July 7th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
As a Republican, I’d just like to add that Palin is as retarded as they come and most non-religious right Republicans I know agree with me on that. I cringe every time I hear her talk. Hopefully, unlike Favre, she stays retired from her profession.
July 7th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
@TR
One more thing. Nice try at dragging Reagan into this. I always enjoy the “One conservative’s actions implicate all conservatives” approach, but in this case you are simply attempting to deceive. California’s Penal Code 274, on the books since 1850, defined abortion as a crime unless a physician determined it was necessary to save the life of the pregnant woman. The Therapeutic Abortion Act, which was signed by Reagan in 1967 added to the exceptions instances when a pregnancy would “gravely impair the physical or mental health of the mother” and when the pregnancy resulted from rape or incest, but also provided that no termination of pregnancy could be approved after the 20th week of pregnancy. It’s a pretty damned looooong stretch to use this legislation to imply that Reagan supported Roe v Wade and the wholesale legalization of abortion.
July 7th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
@Clayton
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
there, I beat everyone to it…
/crawling back into my hole.
July 7th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
*claps hands*
PO! FLA! WA! … PO! FLA! WA!
July 7th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Y’all mother fuckers get trolled so easily here.
July 7th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
until gay marriage can begin garnering majority support on STATE BALLOTS
The perils of majority rule are exactly what the Founders were afraid of. That’s why the SCOTUS exists: To protect the rights of the minority. Just cause gaybuttsecks is icky to some doesn’t mean Todd and Steve shouldn’t enjoy the same rights to misery as Todd and his dumbass whore wife Sarah to pull random names at random.
/sweet jesus, I hope the First Dude has a boy toy.
July 7th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
This is extremely low-grade PoFlaWa by KSK standards. I’m disappointed in all of you.
July 7th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
This is extremely low-grade PoFlaWa by KSK standards. I’m disappointed in all of you.
Okay, I’ll see if I can help.
Barack HUSSEIN (pronounced with southern twang) Obama is a socialist. And a closet Muslim.
July 7th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
@SSB,
don’t forget that he wasn’t actually actually born in the good ol’ USofA. WE GOTS PROOF OF FRAUDULENT BURTH CURTIFICATES!!!
July 7th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcZ9ku_wInw
July 7th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Bush lied & kids died! Republicans are racists… always have been & always will be! Every election since 2000 has been fixed by the Republicans up until 2008… and those paranoid warmongering chickenhawks are just being sore losers by claiming that Franken’s recounts & ACORN were suspicious. Palin is a dumb hypocrite and her daughters are filthy whores (oops, my bad, that last one has already been covered extensively here.)
July 7th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
@Clayton Bigsby…
Let’s just throw gas on the flames! 2008 was fixed by the Republicans too! Knowing the massive fiscal and foreign policy crises the USoA would be facing in the immediate future and the shitstorm of criticism the chief executive was going to face even while only trying to fix what was broken over the last decade, the Republican Party put a doddering old man and a wackjob soccer mom on the ticket against a Democratic Golden Boy who had no IDEA what kind of mess he was walking into.
After 4 (or even 8) years of Obama trying to juggle a fucked-up economy, rampaging unemployment, an exodus of companies from American soil, the continued rise of China and the European Union and several fed-up shitball countries like Iran and North Korea coming up with REAL threats unlike the ones the Bushes were trying to hold over our heads, the Democratic party may well be crippled by troubles which stem from way back in the FIRST Bush administration that will be blamed squarely on Obama by the hounds.
In 2012, Congress will swing back to the Right. In 2016, the White House will be ready to follow, and the Repubs have years to groom a real candidate.
IT’S A CONSPIRACY, MAN!!!
July 7th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
So how is her TD to INT ratio?
/Actually would prefer the Alaskan retard over the hillbilly fuckstick.
//shut the fuck up, Clayton
July 8th, 2009 at 12:10 am
Ahhhhhh….a good ol’ PoFlaWa here at KSK. Lovely. It’s like watching a porno with only a fully-clothed Jenna Jameson talking about tort reform for two hours.
/Sarah Palin is an abysmal politician.. Is that not obvious to EVERYBODY?
July 8th, 2009 at 12:13 am
Which will happen first: Palin reality TV show or Palin Disney movie? They seem about equally likely.
I really wish I were joking.
July 8th, 2009 at 12:35 am
“This would make it so that Sage Rosenfels would be the only Vikes QB that could give a coherent press interview.”
Yeah but he’d most likely fumble the microphone.
“No, what’s not to like is that she’s a total fucking moron. She is completely and utterly unqualified for anything with a pay grade higher than Wendy’s Assistant Manager, but she’s especially unqualified to be a heartbeat away from the presidency behind a 73-year-old former torture victim and four-time cancer survivor like John McCain”
Yet 6 months into “Hope” all we’ve got from Obama is NOPE. Palin could do just as well as that ass clown is doing.
July 8th, 2009 at 2:04 am
Palin is defiantely hot, but damn I am getting sick of her…I’m a republican, but wouldn’t vote for her in any situation at anytime.
July 8th, 2009 at 2:31 am
Gino Tourettsa………class act.
July 8th, 2009 at 2:41 am
I still can’t get over that picture of Steve Mc Nair wearing a life jacket.
July 8th, 2009 at 5:02 am
This thread is a constant reminder as to why I become more Libertarian with each passing day. Too bad we don’t have any decent candidates…
July 8th, 2009 at 6:05 am
Republicans are racists… always have been & always will be!
No, not all Republicans are racist.
But I seem to remember you being one. And a royal fucking dumbass to boot.
July 8th, 2009 at 8:35 am
wow APE..so much for trying to be satirical here..maybe the Huffington post has a good football story… or a chance Brett is on http://www.guesshermuff.blogspot.com/ ?
July 8th, 2009 at 8:47 am
@UU: I’d hit it. Like the fist of an angry God.
July 8th, 2009 at 10:49 am
“another useless media whore.” Next commenter Friday! All the useless media whores!!!! KSK would blow up its server for sure.
July 8th, 2009 at 10:57 am
Is that the Milfhunter kneeling next to her? If it is, it’s about time.
July 8th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
@IrishCream: I, too, love being a registered Libertarian.
I do have to say that I am incredibly impressed with TR’s ability to take quotes out of context. Like how PoFlaWhathehell…. originally wrote: And lets think about what your saying: government allowing abortion is wrong, wrong, WRONG!… unless its a state government. Then have at it, go to town! and then Clayton used it mockingly and TR used that mocking quote as a true to life quote.
Listen, I love most of the liberal points made on this board, especially Otto Man’s and SSB’s but tactics like TR’s are enough to piss off any self respecting debater. (and I consider myself a MasterDebater)
July 8th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
@TR
Thank you for making my point. When do you “remember” me being a racist exactly? When we attended the same high school? At that cookout we both attended the other day? When you saw me burning crosses in some guys front yard (it was just a prank, by the way… lighten up!)? OH WAIT, we don’t even know each other?… so you must be referring to some past thread on a football & dick joke website wherein approximately 75% of the comments consist of heavy doses of sarcasm and smart ass provocations. Well, I suppose I can’t argue with that… you know, being a Republican and all.
/WHITE POWER!!
July 8th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Clayton used it mockingly and TR used that mocking quote as a true to life quote.
No, if you’ll look, I quoted PoFla and riffed on a larger phenomenon of conservative bait-and-switch, and then while I was typing that post, Clayton quoted PoFla as well. (Unless you think I somehow read Clayton’s post at 8:45, typed up an entire comment and got it published by 8:46?)
Thank you for making my point. When do you “remember” me being a racist exactly?
“If there’s one good thing I can say about that Mikey Jackson it’s this… at least he closed that wide nose of his that was breathing up all the white man’s air!!”
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/just-as-sad-as-911.html
July 8th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Flab Treesports:
“Is that the Milfhunter kneeling next to her? If it is, it’s about time.”
Good Eye my friend.
July 8th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
@TR
Ever seen Chappelle’s Show, you fucking moron? “wide noses, breathing up all the white man’s air” is a quote from “Clayton Bigsby, black white supremacist”. C’mon, you can do better than that… I’ve posted much more controversial things than that before! Oh, that was it? That is the smoking gun that forever classifies me as a “fucking dumbass racist”?.
Pardon me for pointing this out, but you strike me as somewhat of a smug, humorless, self-righteous douchebag who fancies himself to be some kind of renowned historian… are you sure you’re not a conservative? Come on over!! We could always use one more guy like you on our team!
July 8th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
I’m not sure if Clayton is a racist, but I am sure that he’s an unmitigated asshole who will die alone and unloved.
July 8th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
I’ve seen Chappelle’s show and you, sir, are no Dave Chappelle. You “strike me as somewhat of a smug, humorless, self-righteous douchebag who fancies himself to be some kind of renowned historian” but actually your’e just a douche.
July 8th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
“I’m not sure if Clayton is a racist, but I am sure that he’s an unmitigated asshole who will die alone and unloved.”
Sheeeeit, why not all of the above?
July 8th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
“//shut the fuck up, Clayton”
can we put that into the banner image of the blog? it would save the rest of us so much time.
July 8th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
“//shut the fuck up, Clayton”
Megadittos.
July 9th, 2009 at 6:42 am
//shutting the fuck up… for now.
July 9th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
“Wow. A hot cougar with a slutty daughter. What is not to like here, fellas?”
I wouldn’t touch her with the viking chick on the right’s dick.