The life of a bonus baby quarterback does not suck. Well, at least until he arrives in Detroit. I guess it’s all downhill from there. In the meantime Stafford looks like he knows how to have a good time. Of course it’s easy to have a good time when you’re riding around on a boat with that blond in the middle. God damn. That poor girl to her right even looks like she’s checking herself out to see how poorly she stacks up to the competition. Hopefully she isn’t being too hard on herself. Continue after the jump for some bonus sexiness courtesy of everyone’s favorite Tumblr (NSFWish).
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/global/images/default-avatar.jpg){kind=avatar}
![[image]](http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/02/belichick-sweats-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/01/rihanna-150x150.jpg)
I have those EXACT same shades at home! Found them lying in a gutter.
/true story
U.S.A, U.S.A!!!
Make sure it’s not a Sunday in the fall.
I wish I could switch places with Stafford for 1 day…
Cheers right back at you, good sir.
Listening to Ministry live.
Life. Is. Good.
@ yeah, right?
Don’t see a whole lot of Fear Factory lyrics on a sports blog.
Cheers to you, sir.
Chill shades bro, indeed.
Just turned 21 years old.
Just signed for over 41 million guarenteed.
His future is so bright….that he has to wear chill shades.
I see those girls smile and it reminds me of the old Pearl Drops* commercial, the one where the girl likcs her teeth and moans, “It’s a great feeling.” (*even better when you substitute Pearl Drops for nut mustard)
Sexy Friday delivers like a hooker on roller skates.
@skim172
+1 ftw
I’m sure Joey Harrington felt the same way.
Hey Matt,
Paris Hilton called, wants her shades back..That’s HOT!
Gdamn 22 year olds with millions of dollars, rocket arm, and so many chicks lining up he’ll need one of those deli counter number dispensers…”Now serving, sorry, servicing number 31……..” Good for you, Matt, soak it all in bro….
GoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD DAMN!
Mmmm, Ewa Sonnet.
@86:
Mmmm Stuffing
If you need to send somebody back in time to kill these “tall single.com” bots or whatever the fuck they are, send me.
I’ve got. No more. Goddamn. Regret.
I’ve got. No more. Goddamn. Respect.
/I’m old and trying to get into Heaven now.
//Good night, Moon
You know what I like best in all of these pictures? The breasts.
Before, I was rooting for Matthew Stafford. Now I just hope every team he plays beats the stuffing out of him.
Yes, I am a playa hater.
No, no, the blonde with her head down is checking out her manicure and worrying about her beer. Those are tough things to keep track of for her.
Suddenly I’m hungry for a blonde sandwich.
I hate you Matt Stafford. But seriously, we should hang out, brah.
Mouth-watering-scoops-of-flesh-that-defy-gravity. Got milk?
“chill shades bro” is probably the best tag of the week.
It looks like Corky from “Life Goes On” has finally started getting the girls.
I’m thinking that Solo cup is glued into Sleepy’s hand. Possibly a “Weekend at Bernie’s” situation.
The blonde next to him should take off her life vest so that, what, that’s not a vest? Oh, well then, rookie of the year, Stafford is rookie of the year!
Maybe Stafford could give Big Ben some advice on how to find hot babes and avoid horseface.
/eagerly awaits stream of motorboat double entendres
I kinda thought the aviator blond was making sure her nipples were not photoed…bitch.
Dude looks like one of Biff Tannen’s developmentally challenged lackeys from BTTFII.
Maj, you’re the MVP of the week. It was close, and punter brought a strong mailbag, but the blonde absolutely sealed the deal.
That blonde’s rack is available as a flotation device, if needed. Well done, Maj.