The life of a bonus baby quarterback does not suck. Well, at least until he arrives in Detroit. I guess it’s all downhill from there. In the meantime Stafford looks like he knows how to have a good time. Of course it’s easy to have a good time when you’re riding around on a boat with that blond in the middle. God damn. That poor girl to her right even looks like she’s checking herself out to see how poorly she stacks up to the competition. Hopefully she isn’t being too hard on herself. Continue after the jump for some bonus sexiness courtesy of everyone’s favorite Tumblr (NSFWish).