Today’s Sexy Friday Is Brought to You By Matt Stafford
The life of a bonus baby quarterback does not suck. Well, at least until he arrives in Detroit. I guess it’s all downhill from there. In the meantime Stafford looks like he knows how to have a good time. Of course it’s easy to have a good time when you’re riding around on a boat with that blond in the middle. God damn. That poor girl to her right even looks like she’s checking herself out to see how poorly she stacks up to the competition. Hopefully she isn’t being too hard on herself. Continue after the jump for some bonus sexiness courtesy of everyone’s favorite Tumblr (NSFWish).
Tags: Boobs, Chill shades bro, Matt Stafford, sexy friday
July 24th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
That blonde’s rack is available as a flotation device, if needed. Well done, Maj.
July 24th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Maj, you’re the MVP of the week. It was close, and punter brought a strong mailbag, but the blonde absolutely sealed the deal.
July 24th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Dude looks like one of Biff Tannen’s developmentally challenged lackeys from BTTFII.
July 24th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
I kinda thought the aviator blond was making sure her nipples were not photoed…bitch.
July 24th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
/eagerly awaits stream of motorboat double entendres
July 24th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Maybe Stafford could give Big Ben some advice on how to find hot babes and avoid horseface.
July 24th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
The blonde next to him should take off her life vest so that, what, that’s not a vest? Oh, well then, rookie of the year, Stafford is rookie of the year!
July 24th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
I’m thinking that Solo cup is glued into Sleepy’s hand. Possibly a “Weekend at Bernie’s” situation.
July 24th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
It looks like Corky from “Life Goes On” has finally started getting the girls.
July 24th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
“chill shades bro” is probably the best tag of the week.
July 24th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Mouth-watering-scoops-of-flesh-that-defy-gravity. Got milk?
July 24th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
I hate you Matt Stafford. But seriously, we should hang out, brah.
July 24th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Suddenly I’m hungry for a blonde sandwich.
July 24th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
No, no, the blonde with her head down is checking out her manicure and worrying about her beer. Those are tough things to keep track of for her.
July 24th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Before, I was rooting for Matthew Stafford. Now I just hope every team he plays beats the stuffing out of him.
Yes, I am a playa hater.
July 24th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
You know what I like best in all of these pictures? The breasts.
July 25th, 2009 at 2:36 am
If you need to send somebody back in time to kill these “tall single.com” bots or whatever the fuck they are, send me.
I’ve got. No more. Goddamn. Regret.
I’ve got. No more. Goddamn. Respect.
/I’m old and trying to get into Heaven now.
//Good night, Moon
July 25th, 2009 at 2:40 am
@86:
Mmmm Stuffing
July 25th, 2009 at 4:30 am
Mmmm, Ewa Sonnet.
July 25th, 2009 at 10:11 am
GoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD DAMN!
July 25th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Hey Matt,
Paris Hilton called, wants her shades back..That’s HOT!
Gdamn 22 year olds with millions of dollars, rocket arm, and so many chicks lining up he’ll need one of those deli counter number dispensers…”Now serving, sorry, servicing number 31……..” Good for you, Matt, soak it all in bro….
July 25th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
I’m sure Joey Harrington felt the same way.
July 25th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
@skim172
+1 ftw
July 25th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Sexy Friday delivers like a hooker on roller skates.
July 25th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
I see those girls smile and it reminds me of the old Pearl Drops* commercial, the one where the girl likcs her teeth and moans, “It’s a great feeling.” (*even better when you substitute Pearl Drops for nut mustard)
July 25th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Chill shades bro, indeed.
Just turned 21 years old.
Just signed for over 41 million guarenteed.
His future is so bright….that he has to wear chill shades.
July 25th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
@ yeah, right?
Don’t see a whole lot of Fear Factory lyrics on a sports blog.
Cheers to you, sir.
July 26th, 2009 at 12:38 am
Cheers right back at you, good sir.
Listening to Ministry live.
Life. Is. Good.
July 26th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
I wish I could switch places with Stafford for 1 day…
July 26th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Make sure it’s not a Sunday in the fall.
July 26th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
U.S.A, U.S.A!!!
July 27th, 2009 at 10:28 am
I have those EXACT same shades at home! Found them lying in a gutter.
/true story