Comments on: This Week’s KSK Mock Draft: TV Show Character You’d Like To Be Roommates With

By: Graddy

Graddy — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 03:20:32 +0000

Well, it would seem pretty difficult to find an ideal pick without breaking the rules when just about every single TV show has been used. So, uhhhh, I’ll take Tyler Hudson from Matlock. That guy was awesome, plus I could have him get Matlock to defend me next time I’m framed for a murder.

I think the best picks (non-”hot girl from a TV show so I can have sex with her!!!”) have to be Cliff Huxtable (Cock Flashy) and Coach from Cheers (Slothrop). Neither are exceptional as a plain pick, but the explanations are equally hilarious and practical.

@Steve (re: Hawkeye): Then why not just take Trapper John? He works well (or better) for the same purpose and 1,000 times less annoying than fucking Hawkeye can be. And Hawkeye is too much of a comedian (when he’s not being preachy or a huge downer), Trapper has the better wit.

@MarionCobretti: I love The A-Team, but B.A. is a terrible pick. He’s nicknamed “Bad Attitude” for a reason, you know. I mean, sure, he could fix your car or turn a junker into a tank for you, but he’d be screaming at you every fucking second. Face would be solid. Lives pretty well and cleanly, is an awesome conman, plus you could bed some hot ’80s chicks from being around him.

@Commenter: Wow, who knew that people liked Drawn Together? Bet you liked Crank Yankers, Lil’ Bush, and Mind of Mencia too. Die, it’s people like you who make TV suck so bad.

@Megatron Jones (re: JJ): Or Florida. /vomits

@Everyone who took Veronica Mars: You know she has the clap, right? Plus she’ll keep winding up with Logan anyway. I’ll laugh along with Carnivore there.

By: rant_casey

rant_casey — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:39:30 +0000

Homer Simpson with the 299th pick? Yoink! Biggest steal since Brady.

By: Godzilla Biscuits

Godzilla Biscuits — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 05:52:58 +0000

FTW Right Here:

Stripperella. Yeah, cuntnuggets, Stripperella. Best Case Scenario: I getta have hot cartoon animated sex all the time, you know, the kind every man has wanted since Who Framed Roger Rabbit came out. Worst Case Scenario: She turns out to be the hepitatis-drenched emotional train wreck that is Pamela Anderson instead of some ‘ficticious’ character (quite likely, actually) BUT who is a chalk-laden eraser away from being swept out of my life. Then I will cash her royalties checks and be Stan Lee rich.

By: StupidSexyFlanders

StupidSexyFlanders — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 23:41:08 +0000

Oh I’d also have to room with Kyle Orton so we could comb eachother’s neckbeards.

By: StupidSexyFlanders

StupidSexyFlanders — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 23:39:13 +0000

Coach John McGuirk from Home Movies.

Now there’s a winner.

By: Conrad Dobler

Conrad Dobler — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 12:53:17 +0000

Alice the maid from the Brady Bunch. She cleans, cooks, does laundry, runs errands, essentially a slave who doesn’t complain or attempt to escape.

By: Georger

Georger — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 08:42:25 +0000

Is Roy from ‘The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show’ still on the board?

By: Capobach

Capobach — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:29:33 +0000

Either Bret McKenzie or Freakazoid.

By: patches

patches — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 19:01:48 +0000

since rules arent being followed here, ill take the girl from across the street who was walking around naked in her apartment on seinfeld. win.

By: I Run Like Dennis Dixon

I Run Like Dennis Dixon — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 17:17:06 +0000

Thirteen from House