bender1

For this week’s mock draft you’ll be selecting an indulgent food, beverage, or other consumable that you would want to make “healthy” through the power of magic. The first pick is a no-brainer, so I’ll just go ahead and take beer off of the board. Now I can be just like Bender, drinking all day and night without having to worry about my liver turning all cirrhosis-y. If I could just get somebody to weld me a shiny metal ass I’d be in business.

Make your pick(s) in the comment section, but remember to wait ten picks before selecting again. And let’s all try to not draft bacon over and over.