<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
		>
<channel>
	<title>Comments on: The Jaguars Want YOU To Be Their Newest Season Ticket Holder</title>
	<atom:link href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/the-jaguars-want-you-to-be-their-newest-season-ticket-holder.html/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/the-jaguars-want-you-to-be-their-newest-season-ticket-holder.html</link>
	<description>KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL.</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:41:48 -0500</lastBuildDate>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/</generator>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
		<item>
		<title>By: jagsticketholder</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/the-jaguars-want-you-to-be-their-newest-season-ticket-holder.html/comment-page-1#comment-135357</link>
		<dc:creator>jagsticketholder</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 23:21:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16543#comment-135357</guid>
		<description>I am a Jaguars season ticket holder, have been for 7 years, but now I will be for life thanks to the discount at Silky&#039;s Pleasure Emporium.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am a Jaguars season ticket holder, have been for 7 years, but now I will be for life thanks to the discount at Silky&#8217;s Pleasure Emporium.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: EastEndClam</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/the-jaguars-want-you-to-be-their-newest-season-ticket-holder.html/comment-page-1#comment-135041</link>
		<dc:creator>EastEndClam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:02:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16543#comment-135041</guid>
		<description>lil&#039; wayne: Oh man, still laughing, tears and all.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lil&#8217; wayne: Oh man, still laughing, tears and all.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: OJ Incandenza</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/the-jaguars-want-you-to-be-their-newest-season-ticket-holder.html/comment-page-1#comment-134861</link>
		<dc:creator>OJ Incandenza</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:57:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16543#comment-134861</guid>
		<description>&lt;i&gt;FREE dead hooker removal (limit one per card holder)&lt;/i&gt;

There&#039;s a Mr Scarborough on line one, he wants to know if it&#039;s good for interns too?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>FREE dead hooker removal (limit one per card holder)</i></p>
<p>There&#8217;s a Mr Scarborough on line one, he wants to know if it&#8217;s good for interns too?</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Mo Charlo</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/the-jaguars-want-you-to-be-their-newest-season-ticket-holder.html/comment-page-1#comment-134856</link>
		<dc:creator>Mo Charlo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:46:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16543#comment-134856</guid>
		<description>@Animal Mother...

Your handle and 19 year old asian comment go disturbingly well together.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Animal Mother&#8230;</p>
<p>Your handle and 19 year old asian comment go disturbingly well together.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Gino Tourettsa</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/the-jaguars-want-you-to-be-their-newest-season-ticket-holder.html/comment-page-1#comment-134846</link>
		<dc:creator>Gino Tourettsa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16543#comment-134846</guid>
		<description>Free chicken at KFC (offer valid until commencement of riots).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Free chicken at KFC (offer valid until commencement of riots).</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Animal Mother</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/the-jaguars-want-you-to-be-their-newest-season-ticket-holder.html/comment-page-1#comment-134845</link>
		<dc:creator>Animal Mother</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16543#comment-134845</guid>
		<description>No discounts on mullet and comb-over repairs at the local hair salon/Jiffy Lube??

And which minorities are we talking about ownership? I&#039;ve had my eye on this 19 year old Asian girl............</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No discounts on mullet and comb-over repairs at the local hair salon/Jiffy Lube??</p>
<p>And which minorities are we talking about ownership? I&#8217;ve had my eye on this 19 year old Asian girl&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Mo Charlo</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/the-jaguars-want-you-to-be-their-newest-season-ticket-holder.html/comment-page-1#comment-134844</link>
		<dc:creator>Mo Charlo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:17:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16543#comment-134844</guid>
		<description>Furthermore, the best news to come out of Florida today...

http://www.gainesville.com/article/20090708/ARTICLES/907089978/1105/NEWS?Title=Six-officers-subdue-390-pound-man-after-traffic-stop</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Furthermore, the best news to come out of Florida today&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.gainesville.com/article/20090708/ARTICLES/907089978/1105/NEWS?Title=Six-officers-subdue-390-pound-man-after-traffic-stop" rel="nofollow">http://www.gainesville.com/article/20090708/ARTICLES/907089978/1105/NEWS?Title=Six-officers-subdue-390-pound-man-after-traffic-stop</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Mo Charlo</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/the-jaguars-want-you-to-be-their-newest-season-ticket-holder.html/comment-page-1#comment-134843</link>
		<dc:creator>Mo Charlo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:16:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16543#comment-134843</guid>
		<description>First half hour free at Fran LeMaigne&#039;s Air Boat Adventures</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First half hour free at Fran LeMaigne&#8217;s Air Boat Adventures</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Marmalard's Revenge</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/the-jaguars-want-you-to-be-their-newest-season-ticket-holder.html/comment-page-1#comment-134839</link>
		<dc:creator>Marmalard's Revenge</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:09:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16543#comment-134839</guid>
		<description>Uh ... sex mailbag?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Uh &#8230; sex mailbag?</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: limpy</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/the-jaguars-want-you-to-be-their-newest-season-ticket-holder.html/comment-page-1#comment-134837</link>
		<dc:creator>limpy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:45:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16543#comment-134837</guid>
		<description>Steve McNair&#039;s autograph.

/never mind</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Steve McNair&#8217;s autograph.</p>
<p>/never mind</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
</channel>
</rss>
