roethlisbergerdogs

HI THERE

THE BEN HAS FEW THINGS IN LIFE THAT IS MAKE HIM HAPPY. ALL FOLKS KNOW CHOCO TACO IS ONE FOR BEING SCRUMPTIOUS. CALL OF DUTY IS NUMERO TWO.

(MAYBE EVEN NUMERO PEW – HARF HARF HARF THAT’S JOKES)

BUT DID YOU KNOW DOGS IS NUMERO THREE? IT’S TRUE: DOGS IS NUMERO THREE

FOR ONE, DOGS IS NOT EATING YOUR CHOCO TACOS BECAUSE CHOCOLATE IS BAD FOR THEM. CHOCOLATE CAUSE THEM TO BE DEAD. FOR TWO, DOGS IS LICKING YOUR FACE WHEN THEY IS HAPPY BECAUSE YOUR FACE IS TASTY LIKE DOG CHOCOLATE, ONLY IT DON’T CAUSE THEM TO BE DEAD.

roethlisbergerdog

THIS MY DOG HINES JUNIOR. I GIVE HIM THAT NAME BECAUSE HE IS PART BLACK AND PART SOMETHING ELSE.

I SAW THE CARTOON BALLOONHOUSE MOVIE WHERE THEY HAD DOGS THAT COULD TALK AND I FOUND OUT THAT IF DOGS COULD TALK THEY WOULD TALK ABOUT INTERESTING THINGS AND MAYBE EVEN CAPTURE BIRDS FOR YOU.

I DON’T LIKE BIRDS SO IF I HAD TALKING DOGS I WOULD JUST TALK TO MY TALKING DOGS ABOUT FOOTBALL AND XBOX.

DON’T FORGET THAT YOU CAN ALSO CALL DOGS IN CALL OF DUTY ONCE YOU GET SEVEN KILL STREAK. PROBLEM IS HERE YOUR ENEMY CAN DO SAME. THAT IS USING DOGS FOR EVIL. CAUSE ME GREAT CONFLICT. LIKE HOW CLEVELAND FANS USE DOG COSTUMES TO ROOT ON BAD TEAM. DOGS SHOULD ONLY BE USED FOR GOOD.

ANOTHER THING: DOGS IS NOT JUDGING YOU WHEN YOU THROW PICKERCEPTIONS OR IS SPELLING PICKSBURGH WRONG. THAT IS BECAUSE DOGS IS LOYAL AND COUNT ON YOU TO FEEDS THEM.

WHEN BEN GO TO THE BIG XBOX LIVE IN THE SKY, HE GONNA LEAVE ALL HIS MONEYS TO DOGS. THEN DOGS WILL USE THE MONEY TO BUY THEMSELVES OUT OF PEOPLE SLAVERY AND THEY WILL BE FREE.