Comments on: THE BEN GOT HIS PENISSPOT IN A TIGHT SPOT

By: Tatum Bellhop

Tatum Bellhop — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 03:08:37 +0000

the punishment for fake rape allegations????

REAL RAPE!!!!! BIG STUTTERING BOOYAHH!!!!!!

By: Tim the Enchanter

Tim the Enchanter — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 03:40:49 +0000

Bad situation all around. It’s kind of easy to forget when we follow this blog that the athletes aren’t as much fun in real life as they are on the site.

Don’t worry, Ape. Even if the guy does assault women he’s still your QB. I’ve had to root for a team that has Jerramy Stevens, after all. At least he hasn’t killed anyone. You can always lord that over the Ravens fans.

By: Danimator

Danimator — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:07:39 +0000

Fucking funny stuff. On second thought, how scary would Andrea McNulty look with mouth-eyes?

By: O.J. Simpson

O.J. Simpson — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:12:12 +0000

D’OH!

By: O.J. Simpson

O.J. Simpson — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:11:15 +0000

Police reports don’t matter. There was one against me when I murdered my wife and I was found innocent in a criminal trial, but liable in the lawsuit.

And how about those Duke Lacrosse boys? There was a criminal complaint against them but they were actually innocent.

Wait. Did I say I murdered my wife?

By: Michael Irvin's Seniority

Michael Irvin's Seniority — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:08:23 +0000

Hey, we all know Ben fucked that bitch.

The problem may be that Ben, like Mike Tyson and Kobe Bryant, was too stupid to know that she didn’t want to be fucked.

By: Ben/Tyson/Kobe/ESPN

Ben/Tyson/Kobe/ESPN — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 15:05:09 +0000

@ Tomlinson. Good point. I shall stop antagonizing Ape now. I guess deep down I was just hoping supel numbel one receivel would show up and put the smack down on me.

By: Bill Cowher's Chiclets

Bill Cowher's Chiclets — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:43:40 +0000

Somehow Ray Lewis is involved. Oh wait! There wasn’t a knife involved.

By: Andrea McNulty's Conscience

Andrea McNulty's Conscience — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:38:49 +0000

You had me at “AWESOME VELCRO WALLET”….well done, good sir. Well done.

And BTKE – you’re a cock.

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:20:50 +0000

When I do it, it’s cute.