Sexy Friday Got Tired of Waiting for Summer to Arrive
I understand that the weather is the single most mundane subject on the planet, but allow me to briefly say THANK GOD. It’s finally becoming actual summer on the East Coast. I didn’t want to bitch about The Rainiest June Ever because I appreciated my balls not stewing in sweat, but dammit, summer’s supposed to start Memorial Day weekend. You gypped us a full month of girls in sundresses, Weather Systems! I’ll make the earth pay for this!
/empties entire can of hairspray into the air
Anyway, now that it’s finally warm and sunny, let’s celebrate with some bikinis. No famous models in this gallery, though — I prefer the illusion that these women aren’t too good for me. Except for the girl whose head is cut off. I think I could probably land a headless girl. Just gotta find the right graveyard.
(all images via Cleavage Lover)
Tags: bikini madness, captain caveman, sexy friday
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July 10th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
The tits on the top right are beyond fantastic.
July 10th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
You know, rather than look at these pictures, I think it would be better if we looked at pictures of steaks and scotch and played some online poker.
/ducks in fear of gunfire from the vet and runs out of room
July 10th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Cock Flashy:
They are so fantastic that it’s hard to even notice her horse face.
July 10th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
I think President Obama would approve of this week’s sexy Friday.
July 10th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Best sexy Friday in awhile
July 10th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Time is running out for a This Week in Fuck You. What happened?
July 10th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
@Ant Baby Machete Squad
It’s hard to be mad at anything when there’s a Sexy Friday like this to look forward to.
July 10th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Waa, waa, waa. It’s been mild and not too hot for me until close to mid July. Waa, waa, waa. Haven’t had to turn my A/C on yet and ring up huge utility bills.
/been sweating since April since I live in New Orleans
:wink:
July 10th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Outstanding work. And the tits are well appreciated on an 80 degree zero humidity day in the big city.
/time to bust out the stogie and scotch baby.
//Awww yeaaaah
July 10th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
I have a great pic of a girl in a bikini, if you cut the head off.
July 10th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
K, because I don’t really want to look at tits and therefore feel little obligation to express gratitude for being able to view them, I’ll just say it is now 103 FUCKING DEGREES in Dallas. And it’s been about this goddam hot since mid-June. Yeah, we got a little rain, but all that really did was make it that much more humid when the sun came out and started baking the water out of everything. And it will apparently be 100+ for at least the next week. Christ…
Goddam Yankees. You bitch if it rains, and then you bitch when it rains too much. When the temp goes above 85, the rest of us have to listen to you gripe about sweating, but then when it’s not hot enough, you gripe because it’s not “summer” yet.
Fuck all y’all.
July 10th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
God Bless Women. Seriously, how could someone be gay for dudes, ever? Now if I was a woman, I could totally understand homosexuality. But as a guy…c’mon, there’s just NO way to deny huge mammaries and the va-jay-jay.
July 10th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
@Ant Baby: My guess is Ufford will be handling it first thing Monday. The topic? Claude Balls.
July 10th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Meant to say, “You bitch if it doesn’t rain,”…
Whatever, I’m mostly already over it. People here shit a brick if the temperature goes below 30 in December…
But seriously, stop griping about it not feeling like summer yet. Or come down here and feel some summer…
July 10th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Bottom left in red is #1…
And im liking the guy behind row 1 #2 in his blue speedo
July 10th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
and I am not complaining at all, because there’s women greater or equal to the one up there and the weather is tits in sunny Santa Barbra…
http://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&channel=s&hl=en&q=santa+barbara+weather&btnG=Google+Search
July 10th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
also, i dont know how to link properly…
July 10th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
1. cleavage lover was the best discovery i have made on the internet in months….and i owe it to this site. Asians (or even better halfies) with udders?? YES WANT GIVE WANT GIVE
2. i have to give credit where credit is due…i was piling on against claude balls in the mailbag, but that was one of the better timed/played comebacks from what looked like an absolute ether (something along the lines of ‘you are as usual the worst commentator’) well done claude.
July 10th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Ok, girl number 3 may or may not be a minor.
July 10th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
WANT
July 10th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Wow, that girl with the paw tats in front of the Dodge Intrepid “carries that ’stripper’ hot appeal that breaths (sic) sexuality and class”.
/Kade’d
July 10th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
@El Bandito Blancito
You may be right, but still, it’s distressing that she’s wearing a top at all. Given the bounty of Mardis Gras beads hanging on the desk in the background, I suspect she may not be entirely shy about offering her breasts up for public viewing.
July 10th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
So many skinny white girls. Where are the women of color???
July 10th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Its Sunny? I want your fucking money!
July 10th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
AssMan seems to be ignoring the banner pic.
July 10th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Also, the dirty old man in me loves the pigtails.
July 11th, 2009 at 12:04 am
I admit it. Number 3 is the hottest in no small part to her jalibaititude. I would filthy up that pristine vag.
July 11th, 2009 at 2:29 am
I know we’re talking about tits, but F you just a little bit on the weather. Not felling disgusting is better than perving on some strange.
/knows he said it
//will show himself out anyway.
July 11th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Slash already said it well but I will add another fuck ya’ll. It was 105 yesterday in my particular spot on the south plains (circle of hell) and it will exceed that today. (It’s 98 as I komment) Tomorrow you ask? 104!! COLD SNAP!! BURRR!!!
/sunburned dick joke
July 11th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Another fuck ya’ll to whoever is responsible for not including the bottom of the cougar in the last pic. I thinking it was her hubby.
/RAWR
July 11th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
I’m attracted to Asian women, but seeing them in a bikini doesn’t really do it for me. Why is that?
July 11th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
@Gern-
that’s because generally speaking, asian women are built like 11 year old boys. But that little temptress at the top of the page is a welcome exception.
I will mention that a few weeks back on this site there was a tribute to asian women on sexy friday and it really changed my opinion of the oriental brand.
July 11th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Been over 100 degrees for the last 2 weeks here in San Antonio. Damn pool water is hotter than bath water.
@ Rocco – What are you talking about ?? lol
July 11th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
This is the best comments section of a sexy friday ever.
/too gay to function
//double gay points to myself for quoting Mean Girls
July 12th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Is it sad that I’ve already seen about half of those pictures on all manner of pr0n forums?
/formats HDD
//loses petabytes of uncategorized pr0n