I understand that the weather is the single most mundane subject on the planet, but allow me to briefly say THANK GOD. It’s finally becoming actual summer on the East Coast. I didn’t want to bitch about The Rainiest June Ever because I appreciated my balls not stewing in sweat, but dammit, summer’s supposed to start Memorial Day weekend. You gypped us a full month of girls in sundresses, Weather Systems! I’ll make the earth pay for this!
/empties entire can of hairspray into the air
Anyway, now that it’s finally warm and sunny, let’s celebrate with some bikinis. No famous models in this gallery, though — I prefer the illusion that these women aren’t too good for me. Except for the girl whose head is cut off. I think I could probably land a headless girl. Just gotta find the right graveyard.
(all images via Cleavage Lover)
I want more like this!
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