Sexy Friday Gets Up Early with Matthew Stafford
For the second week in a row, we get a sexy Friday courtesy #1 overall draft pick and future disappointment Matt Stafford and his SMOKIN’ blonde friend. Sweet mother of mercy, I’d take her over a Seahawks Super Bowl win any day of the week. Not that I’ll ever have either :(
Let’s turn that emoticon frown upside-down with more pictures after the jump.
P-p-push it real good!
[more at World of Isaac]
Tags: captain caveman, Matt Stafford, sexy friday
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July 31st, 2009 at 3:08 am
ksk staff = gay for stafford
July 31st, 2009 at 3:21 am
Yeah no kidding Aquaman. This would be really fucking sexy if Stafford wasn’t in the pics, but it is, so it ruins everything.
July 31st, 2009 at 3:23 am
@Aquaman/Spencer – Fuck you little sluts. We will cancel Sexy Friday and you can go bitch on some other blog.
/working at 3:00 a.m. before going on vacation
July 31st, 2009 at 3:28 am
speaking of seahawks, and being from seattle.
i saw michael vick and coach mora having dinner tonight at a classy steakhouse downtown. let the rumors start flying but Vick will be a hawk in 09
July 31st, 2009 at 3:39 am
why would they need him, we all know that Hasslebeck is nothing if not durable
July 31st, 2009 at 5:01 am
The Staff strikes again.
July 31st, 2009 at 6:02 am
Cade Mcnown hooked up with hot chicks too. Look how well that worked out for his football future.
July 31st, 2009 at 6:10 am
No “Chill shades bro” tag?
July 31st, 2009 at 7:33 am
That’s some fucked up fake cleavage there. Looks like a pair of hard hats.
July 31st, 2009 at 7:52 am
Memo to Vince Young:
This is how it’s done.
Sincerely,
Management
July 31st, 2009 at 8:14 am
I love the smell of silicone in the morning. It smells like sexay!
July 31st, 2009 at 8:56 am
when’s the last time a lion’s player got this much love on ksk?
i’m sure culpepper got way hotter (and dirtier) tail on the “sex boat”
July 31st, 2009 at 9:31 am
man.. isn’t she a tad young to have fake tits already?
July 31st, 2009 at 10:05 am
Sexy Friday morning post? I knew I woke up with a boner for a reason.
July 31st, 2009 at 10:21 am
where is lienert while all this is happening? They could go back and forth a la Ocho Cinlo/Lewis but instead they would jsut keep saying Chill shades brah. no youre shades are chiller brah
July 31st, 2009 at 10:29 am
Hanging out with this chick before playing for the Lions is like visiting the “joy division” on the way to the gas chamber.
July 31st, 2009 at 11:23 am
the “smoking blonde friend” was a lot hotter before the higher resolution pictures came out.
July 31st, 2009 at 11:47 am
@ wtf? You’ve obviously never been to Dallas.
July 31st, 2009 at 11:58 am
I’m pretty sure you could have her for the price of a couple drinks.
Was gonna make the obvious “flotation devices” joke, lost interest halfway through…
July 31st, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Yep, in Dallas girls get boobs for HS graduation. Either then or their 16th birthday. This is normal.
July 31st, 2009 at 1:16 pm
KSK = Kissing Silicone Kootchie?
July 31st, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Fuck, now I’ve got that song stuck in my head. … And I’m slightly aroused.
July 31st, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Those babies are real. Know how I can tell? Chick’s not wearing makeup. You’re telling me this girl is self-conscious/attention-craving enough to get implants but not to throw some paint on her face?
Does not compute.
July 31st, 2009 at 2:08 pm
@Bill Cowher’s Chiclets What does the Fleshlight have to do with this? Apparently Matt won’t be needing it.
By the way, Lions fans are insisting on calling him Matt. Apparently, Joey Harrington has scarred us more than Millen.
July 31st, 2009 at 2:11 pm
“man.. isn’t she a tad young to have fake tits already?”
Dude, it’s the SEC. Those girls bring their DD game early and often!
To quote Marmalard…”Ya betta ask someboddddayyyyyyy!”
July 31st, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Matt stafford still has the face of a Kid whose ass you’d kick on the playground, is it just Me?
July 31st, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Damn, I think that blonde is adorably cute with her freckled face and giant mammaries. I’d love to motorboat (pun intended) those delicious jugs of hers.
As for Stafford, I wish he were on his boat down in Lake Travis, so he could get some Cedric Benson style treatment from the authorities. Ah well, that smug look on his face will soon be wiped away by the inept franchise known as the Lions. Matt Stafford is the new Tim Couch or Cade McNown. No one denies this!
July 31st, 2009 at 3:49 pm
God I bet Mel Kiper Jr. is beating it to these, wishing he was that blonde.
July 31st, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Stafford starting QB by week 4
Lions- 7-9 this season
July 31st, 2009 at 10:05 pm
I don’t know what’s dumber: the blonde or toasterhands?
July 31st, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Here is what happened:
Stafford got on the phone with some bros and had them book flights for the hotties on sorority row – for a week long fuck fest on Lake Superior
August 2nd, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Too bad there were no Minnesota Vikings on this boat…imagine the pictures of that hot blonde then!
August 3rd, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Leave it to a Redskins’ blogger to bring bad shtick to the comments
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