SEXY FRIDAY, COME ON DOWN!
Sexy Friday always comes up big, though sometimes it takes two spins.
The Phillipines doesn’t use the metric system. They use Miles. Aubrey Miles, that is. And, apparently, a lot of mud. Whoever belongs to those handprints has the greatest job on earth…[On 205th]
Jessica Jane Clement is pretty good at poker, unlike me this week. Hey Jessie, is that a lollipop in your mouth or are you just happy to see us? Oh, it IS a lollipop. [Wicked Chops Poker]
Abbey Clancy’s getting married? But I totally had a shot with her! [Some blog]
Enjoy your weekends, people.
Tags: MMP, sexy friday
July 17th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
That mudprint picture does funny things to my downstairs
July 17th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Thank you punte. Thank you.
July 17th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Whoever belongs to those handprints has the greatest job on earth
He’s a deformed Filipino dwarf, but he still agrees.
July 17th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
“And, apparently, a lot of mud. Whoever belongs to those handprints has the greatest job on earth…”
Oh, and you just automatically assume it’s mud, do you? I choose to believe that the nice young lady had her boobs grabbed by someone who dunked his hands in a bucket of poo. And that said poo came out of someone who eats WAY too much Olestra.
/ just jizzed while typing that
July 17th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
KSK finally goes arian with the chicks. I had to wait 28 months for you fuckers to put up a pasty faced dye-job of a chick so that I could check out her *YARN BIKINI*.
WORTH IT
July 17th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
I will never accept the fact that the country is spelled with a “Ph” (Phillipines) but the people with an “F” (Filipino).
Fuck you, pacific islanders.
July 17th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
@A-Rodge: Don’t you mean Faciphic islanders?
July 17th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Based on the size of those handprints and the number of fingers I would guess it was Lisa Simpson that groped her.
July 17th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Today is a good day. For sure.
July 17th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
What? No stories about them licking each others tainted regions? Punte, you have standards to live up to.
July 17th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Abbey Clancy! Because you’ve never had all that sex can offer until you’ve had sex with a woman SHREIKING in Deutsch!!
July 17th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
Aubrey Miles: Lofty choice
July 17th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
KSKS commenters= so smarmy that they’re not funny!
July 18th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
KSK writers = Just as funny as their commenters.
Seriously, it’s been a long time, long time, since you left us, without a dope joke to laugh to.
Please, football, come back.
/Aaliyah’s corpse.
July 18th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
@ Punte: You didn’t really violate their respective privacies, but you’re still a perv.
July 18th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Jesus Ice Dancing Christ that first picture is excellent. Albeit almostNSFW. But I’m unemployed so keep them coming.
July 19th, 2009 at 1:40 am
in days gone by, it was the church that did noble works.
now, it’s ksk.
please continue to heed your calling. the good you’re doing is irreplaceable.
while you’re performing your miracles, get me swapped out with that lollipop, if you don’t mind. i’m sure you understand.
July 19th, 2009 at 2:14 am
Rob Dibble the Commenter = Just as big a douche as Rob Dibble the human being.
July 19th, 2009 at 2:32 am
Wat, where’s Favre in all of this?
July 20th, 2009 at 8:58 am
Needs more unicorn.
July 20th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Mud?! That’s not mud; That’s poop!
The More You Know!