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	<title>Comments on: Riddled with Bullets in a Murder-Suicide Committed by Your 20-Year-Old Extramarital Girlfriend Who Just Got a DUI: How Not to Have a Cheerful Holiday Weekend</title>
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		<title>By: The Boy Who Couldn't Fly</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/riddled-with-bullets-in-a-murder-suicide-committed-by-your-20-year-old-extramarital-girlfriend-who-just-got-a-dui-how-not-to-have-a-cheerful-holiday-weekend.html/comment-page-1#comment-134416</link>
		<dc:creator>The Boy Who Couldn't Fly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 21:04:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I keep reading in the comments sections of these McNair stories that the main reaction from a lot of people (read Middle Aged Divorced Women and Born Again Virgins) is, &quot;That&#039;s What You Get For Cheatin!&quot;

Really?  I thought that you either got forgiven or divorced; one of the two.  I guess horrifically murdered does make more sense, though.  How could I be so glib as to think that his children would be better off with a live, cheating father than with a dead, celibate one?

Thanks to the sanctimony and hard-heartedness of these brave internet commentors, we can finally move past Marital Infidelity.  After all, no one would be stupid enough to break a marriage vow ever again now that they know that, &quot;That&#039;s What You Get For Cheatin!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I keep reading in the comments sections of these McNair stories that the main reaction from a lot of people (read Middle Aged Divorced Women and Born Again Virgins) is, &#8220;That&#8217;s What You Get For Cheatin!&#8221;</p>
<p>Really?  I thought that you either got forgiven or divorced; one of the two.  I guess horrifically murdered does make more sense, though.  How could I be so glib as to think that his children would be better off with a live, cheating father than with a dead, celibate one?</p>
<p>Thanks to the sanctimony and hard-heartedness of these brave internet commentors, we can finally move past Marital Infidelity.  After all, no one would be stupid enough to break a marriage vow ever again now that they know that, &#8220;That&#8217;s What You Get For Cheatin!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: T Lee</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/riddled-with-bullets-in-a-murder-suicide-committed-by-your-20-year-old-extramarital-girlfriend-who-just-got-a-dui-how-not-to-have-a-cheerful-holiday-weekend.html/comment-page-1#comment-134407</link>
		<dc:creator>T Lee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 19:54:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Who knows if Steve and his wife had started a seperation process, while everybody is jumping to conclusions.  As far as the age gap, it happens often (especially with older white guys &amp; Russell Simmons)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who knows if Steve and his wife had started a seperation process, while everybody is jumping to conclusions.  As far as the age gap, it happens often (especially with older white guys &amp; Russell Simmons)</p>
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		<title>By: tupa2keyshawn</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/riddled-with-bullets-in-a-murder-suicide-committed-by-your-20-year-old-extramarital-girlfriend-who-just-got-a-dui-how-not-to-have-a-cheerful-holiday-weekend.html/comment-page-1#comment-134383</link>
		<dc:creator>tupa2keyshawn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 18:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Frank GORE! GORE! GORE! said:

&quot;Also don’t forget:

Mitsuharu Misawa (Back suplex)&quot;

and of all of these deaths...Misawa&#039;s was the only one that made me sad.  Emerald FROSION~!~!~!!!!  And I feel bad for McNair as well, but his judgement on this whole shit was the proverbial &quot;not a good look, dukes...&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Frank GORE! GORE! GORE! said:</p>
<p>&#8220;Also don’t forget:</p>
<p>Mitsuharu Misawa (Back suplex)&#8221;</p>
<p>and of all of these deaths&#8230;Misawa&#8217;s was the only one that made me sad.  Emerald FROSION~!~!~!!!!  And I feel bad for McNair as well, but his judgement on this whole shit was the proverbial &#8220;not a good look, dukes&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Rock</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/riddled-with-bullets-in-a-murder-suicide-committed-by-your-20-year-old-extramarital-girlfriend-who-just-got-a-dui-how-not-to-have-a-cheerful-holiday-weekend.html/comment-page-1#comment-134377</link>
		<dc:creator>Rock</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:44:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I bet actual $ on Jimmy Carter the last few years and we know how that&#039;s going.

/should have a celebrity death draft</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I bet actual $ on Jimmy Carter the last few years and we know how that&#8217;s going.</p>
<p>/should have a celebrity death draft</p>
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		<title>By: Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:20:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Does this affect his HOF chances - positively or negatively?

The only thing that would have affected it positively would be those two yards you are hoping for!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does this affect his HOF chances &#8211; positively or negatively?</p>
<p>The only thing that would have affected it positively would be those two yards you are hoping for!</p>
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		<title>By: Casual Fan</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/riddled-with-bullets-in-a-murder-suicide-committed-by-your-20-year-old-extramarital-girlfriend-who-just-got-a-dui-how-not-to-have-a-cheerful-holiday-weekend.html/comment-page-1#comment-134317</link>
		<dc:creator>Casual Fan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 14:54:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am saddened by this development...  I mean the release of her picture.  She&#039;s not even cute much less hot, and don&#039;t tell me she had a &quot;great personality&quot; since we know that&#039;s b/s.  Maybe she was into some nasty nasty that Mrs. McN wouldn&#039;t do, but couldn&#039;t he find a prettier ho&#039;?
Maybe she got him a break on the unlimited play cards at D&amp;B&#039;s - he&#039;s got four kids after all.
RIP Air McNair - it&#039;s still my favorite Classic Super Bowl and I keep hoping that the route will go two yards deeper.
Does this affect his HOF chances - positively or negatively?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am saddened by this development&#8230;  I mean the release of her picture.  She&#8217;s not even cute much less hot, and don&#8217;t tell me she had a &#8220;great personality&#8221; since we know that&#8217;s b/s.  Maybe she was into some nasty nasty that Mrs. McN wouldn&#8217;t do, but couldn&#8217;t he find a prettier ho&#8217;?<br />
Maybe she got him a break on the unlimited play cards at D&amp;B&#8217;s &#8211; he&#8217;s got four kids after all.<br />
RIP Air McNair &#8211; it&#8217;s still my favorite Classic Super Bowl and I keep hoping that the route will go two yards deeper.<br />
Does this affect his HOF chances &#8211; positively or negatively?</p>
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		<title>By: Wooderson</title>
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		<dc:creator>Wooderson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:58:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Whoever had Robert McNamara in the &quot;Next to go&quot; pool, come on down and collect your money.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whoever had Robert McNamara in the &#8220;Next to go&#8221; pool, come on down and collect your money.</p>
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		<title>By: pemulis</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/riddled-with-bullets-in-a-murder-suicide-committed-by-your-20-year-old-extramarital-girlfriend-who-just-got-a-dui-how-not-to-have-a-cheerful-holiday-weekend.html/comment-page-1#comment-134308</link>
		<dc:creator>pemulis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:48:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just hope St. Peter doesn&#039;t tell him he&#039;s not allowed in Heaven&#039;s training facility.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just hope St. Peter doesn&#8217;t tell him he&#8217;s not allowed in Heaven&#8217;s training facility.</p>
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		<title>By: Deux Deux Deux</title>
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		<dc:creator>Deux Deux Deux</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:40:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ J.L. White - You leave Greg Evigan alone!  He was BJ and the Bear!

Everyone forgets Fred Travalena - including Mrs. Travalena, who got tired of him busting into Reagan shtick in the sack.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ J.L. White &#8211; You leave Greg Evigan alone!  He was BJ and the Bear!</p>
<p>Everyone forgets Fred Travalena &#8211; including Mrs. Travalena, who got tired of him busting into Reagan shtick in the sack.</p>
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		<title>By: Animal Mother</title>
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		<dc:creator>Animal Mother</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:01:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Where was Peter King during all of this? Conveniently takes a vacation and QB&#039;s not named Brady or Favre start dropping?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Where was Peter King during all of this? Conveniently takes a vacation and QB&#8217;s not named Brady or Favre start dropping?</p>
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