Rich Eisen is Ready for Sexy Friday to Begin

It’s a good thing he’s not spouting off statements like this in the NFL Network studio. After all, Deion Sanders is a child of God now.
Eisen updated his feed, saying that the statement was the work of someone who hacked his account. Of course, he just now got around the deleting the entry. Therefore, I’m inclined to believe he caught some of the ruttish “G8 Fever” that’s been going around. S’ok, Rich, happens to all of us at one time or another.

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July 10th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Those ladies want to get at his hardened silo.
July 10th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Its not like Obama had a choice. Its clear that the lady’s gravitational pull is too strong for a human neck to resist.
July 10th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
I give him about 3 more weeks until he pulls a “Wild Bill” in the oval office. After all who could tolerate that wife of his, she’s like Hilary on militant steroids.
July 10th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
you think sarkozy is the type of guy to let other world leaders get with his wife? I really hope he is. that’s great for international relations.
July 10th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
I am happy that the president of my country has a libido…and, be honest, that lady’s ass was like sunshine on a cloudy day…
LPT–Obama and his wife are “even” attractiveness. Like he is “ok” and she is “ok”…she is classy, I give her that. Hilary has the style of a girl’s gym teacher…
July 10th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
“Hey baby, I’ve got your G8 right here…”
July 10th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Eisen’s horny? Must be all those bikini pictures I’ve been sending to his cell phone.
July 10th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
“I’ve got an economic stimulus…in my pants!”
Always nice to see Stephen Harper before he takes his spot: back row, far left.
July 10th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
FYI-the picture of Obama “checking out the young lady’s backside” is a still of this video:
http://tpmtv.talkingpointsmemo.com/?id=2922741
Its just a perfectly-timed freeze frame.
July 10th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
It is quite clear that the lady in the first picture is getting ready to service PM Stephen Harper of Canada.
Yay Canada.
July 10th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
V-Dub, the way they both seem to be adjusting his clothes, she must have just finished service! Is she straightening his pants cuff?
July 10th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
If Obama did indeed get a good look at that ass, it’s cool with me. I’m glad to have a president who isn’t the dumbest guy in the room. And I think the French president is required by law to be a horn dog. Like, you can’t even be considered seriously for the office over there unless you have at least one mistress.
July 10th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
You can’t even be considered French if you don’t have at least one mistress.
July 10th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
I knew Eisen was a cool dude. And world leaders checking out a hot piece of intern ass? NO WAY JOSE!
If it’s so easy to hack into someone’s twitter account, why the hell are these numbnuts using one?
/fack twitter I say
//shakes fist until sexy Friday commences in earnest
July 10th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Where did Sexy Friday go? It was here a second ago with girls in bikinis.
July 10th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Obama should be ashamed of his self – unless he followed that up with, “Daaaaaamn Sarkoz-dawg. You gots some A-1 ass on dis side of da ‘lantic”.
July 10th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Rich Eisen’s new twit:
AlexShipman: That’ll teach you for having your password as F4VRE…
richeisen: No, I spelled it with an A.
July 10th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
bravo Mr. ape
July 10th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
“I’d like to have a crack at warming that globe.”
July 11th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Yeah, that was just a very skilled freeze frame. He was helping another girl down the stairs and as he does, it does look like he’s checking out that girl’s butt. Although I wouldn’t blame the President, he is actually not checking her out.