Reggie Bush loves the Ortega Taco???
07.30.09
Business must not be too good, poor thing can’t even afford clothes that fit her.
Rumors have been flying concerning the Reggie Bush-Kim Kardashian split, but this is the one we like the best. Radar Online is reporting that a sexy Latina model was behind the breakup. Now she is ready to sell her story for cold hard cash:
“The model claimed a months-long affair that included hookups in Los Angeles, Las Vegas and Miami and included X-rated texts and phone messages. Kim was aware of the model’s charges and furious about it.”
The model’s last name appeared in the original version of the the post, but has since been redacted. However, KSK has reason to believe she is Carmen Ortega of Miami, who, in addition to being an attractive young woman, is also the president of South Beach Exotic Rentals.
While KSK does not condone cheating on your significant other…, but, um…
yeah, what we were we talking about again?
More pics after the jump…
I said ‘Hey Carmen, c’mon let’s go downtown.’
Luckiest. Rock. Ever.
[ HT: Radar Online, Uncoached, Gorilla Mask ]
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Lol Kourtney Kardashian is crazy.
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Wow. That Kourtney Kardashian is crazy. I love following them just because they’ve always got something wierd going on. Hope you keep writing information about the Kardashians.
She look like a dude and her teeth are jacked. Not a kim fan but she looks way better than this horse.
Where is http://www.southbeachexoticrentals.com im going to miami and i want to rent a car off Carmen Ortega. fuk Kim.lol
i’d of hit it too
she has a man face but a bangin ass body. 3 1/2 stars…
in other news Pierre Thomas made out with some random drunk LSU girl who thought his name was Peter
@Charlie–sorry, thought obvious internet meme was obvious.
Yo’ Reg, don’t be bangin’ that without a “double thick”. I bet she got some miles on that cooch…an wassup with that lip thang? UTI?
I bent my wookie.
I need some Kleenex.
I think I just came in my pants a little.
Seriously…ho….leee…shit she’s smokin’.
/Bet Jackson is really hot…not at all jealous
Pacman already been up in dat azz, CHUH CHUH, bish tried take Pacman’s cheddar, had smak it up.
Seriously, this chick is trash, Kim was much hotter, but maybe he couldn’t get over being with a chick who got famous for being in a sex video online and was publicly talking about marriage and kids with him.
Is there something wrong with her upper lip? It seems to be paralyzed or something.
This girl doesn’t have the inner beauty of Kim. It’s important because inner beauty is what you want to pound.
Trish,
Do you work in the department of redundancy department?
Kim who?????
Would the “exotic rental” be ass? (clicks link) Oh, cars, supposedly… right…
That is one shitty-ass website.
Gah. I don’t care who he’s banging as long as he’s hitting the holes on the field.
Jackson= GAY
It would be nice if Ms. Ortega was the reason behind the breakup, but the truth is, alas, boring–Reggie didn’t want to be on “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” all the time. Supposedly they’ve been broken up for weeks. That South Africa trip was sponsored by the DeBeers diamond company so they had to go. Allegedly Kim was begging him not to break up, trying to get him to marry her but he wasn’t having it. I’m not saying Ms. Ortega isn’t in the picture, just saying that there were other reasons for the breakup.
BTW, obvious fake boobs are obvious.
Not sure how many other Saints fans there are out there, but I think I speak for all of us when I say…
1. Well done on scoring this “lady.”
and…
2. DO NOT GET INTO A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP WITH HER, YOU SILLY FUCK!!! YOU DO NOT NEED ANOTHER CRAZY HOT BITCH TO WORRY ABOUT UNTIL NEXT FEBRUARY!!! NAIL SOME STRANGE ASS, YOU LUCKY FUCKWAD, WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!
/S.A.S.’d
//Would personally empty out a truckload of live babies with a pitchfork for an hour with that Latina “lady.”
You can’t tell, but I’m totally fapping right now.
downgrade
Jackson = Khloe Kardashian
My personal opinion is Kim’s ass and boobs trump this chick’s fake boobs and tight body. BUT, they are both no talent chicks whose only talent is looking good.
@Mercury Morris’s Specs: Speak for yourself. Any red-blooded American man who’s not afraid to get bucked off that ass would have a go with KK just to see if they could handle it.
/fear is for pussies
//Reggie’s still gonna suck this season
And thus started the tradition of Sexy Thursday. God Bless you sir.
The most informative section of the South Beach Exotic Rentals website seemed to be this, in the Concierge Services section:
We also offer concierge servies including Restaurant reservations, vip club entry to most clubs in Miami beach with one of our hostess. Also including table and bottle reservations No lines, no worries we want it to be a hastle free pleasant experience in Miami.
So, first Senorita Ortega gives the 3-series a valve job, followed by a hand- or -blow job for the lucky customer, is that it?
Shouldn’t it be South Beach Erotic Rentals?
fake not face.
/puts the bottle down
From the first picture I hope this inspires more chicks to stop buying food and use the money for boobs. Anorexics with face titties are flat out smoking hot.
@Jackson
Are you trying to say she’s UGLY?
i’d still take kim’s magnificent ass over this chicks wonderful tits.
Groin pull on week 3.
Hats off to Flub for finding a way to combine giant racks and The Band.
@85: it’s properly spelled like this: Upgrayedd.
I believe the two D’s are for a “double-dose of pimpin”.
/I could really go for some starbucks after reading this post
//pretty sure we have time for a handjob (even halfhearted)
dromedary dactyl
I think it’s more bactrian dactyl.
I went to South Beach Exotic Rentals and was very disapointed to find out that they wouldn’t rent me a Porche, Mercedes, or Lexis.
The did, however, reccomend I try a Hummer.
And one girl had an Audi.
@ 85:
Agreed, and +1 for using the term “truck ass”
So we’re considering it an upgrade…well an upgrade among women you wouldn’t introduce to your mother. Assuming your mother isn’t dead…
I miss my mom.
I highly recommend taking “Safe Search” off when googling photos of Miss Ortega
Yeah Jackson, you’re right. Kim seems “sweet”. Because she’s well-known for her sweetness, not her truck ass, sex tape, or dating Reggie Bush. Methinks you’re a woman, because guys wouldn’t use that word to describe anything but Ms. Ortega’s pechos dulce.
Arriba!
That makes my taco pop!
I’m not sure Jackson understands what men find “attractive.” A goat face and a giant Kirstie Alley sized fat ass are not, for most of us, “attractive.”
Jackson, you are entitled to your opinion. Your very wrong opinion. That chick is a billion times hotter than Kardashian.
Pretty mediocre collection of trailer trash “exotics” her company has. 3 Series? C’mon, the help drives Ms around here.
/smacks forehead
The cars fit her… pretty mediocre trailer trash.
She’s got that Shy Love mouth.
Good choice, Reggie.
/dick explodes
Wow I dig your “reason to believe” there. That blog looks really legit.
Anyone who spells probably “probally” is to be implicitly trusted. No questions asked.
But I’m fine if this is just an elaborate excuse to post pictures of that beautiful pair.
She doesn’t look like a whore one little bit. Make way for Presidente Otega!
Who does Mario Williams bang?
Aside from the Princess:
http://www.pspsps.tv/vgl_mario_peach.jpg
Upgrade.
All that drama. Man, it must really suck to be Reggie Bush today!
Are you looking at the same pix I’m looking at. This girl is UGLY! Her boobs are obviously fake, she has not butt and her face is UGLY. She is nowhere near Kim’s level. I just have to say it again: HER FACE IS UGLY! Ok, she has a nice flat stomach…I’ll give her that much but she is busted! Reggie, like most men are stupid! If he did cheat on Kim with this UGLY woman he is an idiot and Kim is better off without him. I know Kim is not a saint but she seems sweet and is a million times hotter than this skank. I mean, look at all her pics…she is trying waaaay to hard to give a sexy face. If you gotta try that hard, then you are not sexy. Sexy should be natural, not forced like it seems she is doing in the above pix.
Poor lass looks like the water is really shocking her system in that last picture. Someone get her a towel fast!
What’s a vagina, BTW?
So which one of them gave him the “suck in the NFL” herp?
Sí Oretga!
Sí Ortega. Welp, I fucked up that obscure ’80s-era TV commercial reference. Maybe watching a little “Kate & Allie” will make me feel better. That or “Blue Thunder”.
Imagine the kind of tail Bush would get if he didn’t suck.
So Reggie leaves a chick with a disproportionately big ass for a chick with disproportionately big tits.
Is it Friday already?
Sí Oretga!