Reggie Bush loves the Ortega Taco???
Business must not be too good, poor thing can’t even afford clothes that fit her.
Rumors have been flying concerning the Reggie Bush-Kim Kardashian split, but this is the one we like the best. Radar Online is reporting that a sexy Latina model was behind the breakup. Now she is ready to sell her story for cold hard cash:
“The model claimed a months-long affair that included hookups in Los Angeles, Las Vegas and Miami and included X-rated texts and phone messages. Kim was aware of the model’s charges and furious about it.”
The model’s last name appeared in the original version of the the post, but has since been redacted. However, KSK has reason to believe she is Carmen Ortega of Miami, who, in addition to being an attractive young woman, is also the president of South Beach Exotic Rentals.
While KSK does not condone cheating on your significant other…, but, um…
yeah, what we were we talking about again?
More pics after the jump…
I said ‘Hey Carmen, c’mon let’s go downtown.’
Luckiest. Rock. Ever.
[ HT: Radar Online, Uncoached, Gorilla Mask ]
Tags: dromedary dactyl, reggie bush, sexy thursday
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July 30th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Sí Oretga!
July 30th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Is it Friday already?
July 30th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
So Reggie leaves a chick with a disproportionately big ass for a chick with disproportionately big tits.
July 30th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Imagine the kind of tail Bush would get if he didn’t suck.
July 30th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Sí Oretga!
Sí Ortega. Welp, I fucked up that obscure ’80s-era TV commercial reference. Maybe watching a little “Kate & Allie” will make me feel better. That or “Blue Thunder”.
July 30th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
So which one of them gave him the “suck in the NFL” herp?
July 30th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Poor lass looks like the water is really shocking her system in that last picture. Someone get her a towel fast!
What’s a vagina, BTW?
July 30th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Are you looking at the same pix I’m looking at. This girl is UGLY! Her boobs are obviously fake, she has not butt and her face is UGLY. She is nowhere near Kim’s level. I just have to say it again: HER FACE IS UGLY! Ok, she has a nice flat stomach…I’ll give her that much but she is busted! Reggie, like most men are stupid! If he did cheat on Kim with this UGLY woman he is an idiot and Kim is better off without him. I know Kim is not a saint but she seems sweet and is a million times hotter than this skank. I mean, look at all her pics…she is trying waaaay to hard to give a sexy face. If you gotta try that hard, then you are not sexy. Sexy should be natural, not forced like it seems she is doing in the above pix.
July 30th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
All that drama. Man, it must really suck to be Reggie Bush today!
July 30th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Upgrade.
July 30th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Who does Mario Williams bang?
Aside from the Princess:
http://www.pspsps.tv/vgl_mario_peach.jpg
July 30th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
She doesn’t look like a whore one little bit. Make way for Presidente Otega!
July 30th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Wow I dig your “reason to believe” there. That blog looks really legit.
Anyone who spells probably “probally” is to be implicitly trusted. No questions asked.
But I’m fine if this is just an elaborate excuse to post pictures of that beautiful pair.
July 30th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
/dick explodes
July 30th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
She’s got that Shy Love mouth.
Good choice, Reggie.
July 30th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Pretty mediocre collection of trailer trash “exotics” her company has. 3 Series? C’mon, the help drives Ms around here.
/smacks forehead
The cars fit her… pretty mediocre trailer trash.
July 30th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Jackson, you are entitled to your opinion. Your very wrong opinion. That chick is a billion times hotter than Kardashian.
July 30th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
I’m not sure Jackson understands what men find “attractive.” A goat face and a giant Kirstie Alley sized fat ass are not, for most of us, “attractive.”
July 30th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
That makes my taco pop!
July 30th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Yeah Jackson, you’re right. Kim seems “sweet”. Because she’s well-known for her sweetness, not her truck ass, sex tape, or dating Reggie Bush. Methinks you’re a woman, because guys wouldn’t use that word to describe anything but Ms. Ortega’s pechos dulce.
Arriba!
July 30th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
I highly recommend taking “Safe Search” off when googling photos of Miss Ortega
July 30th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
So we’re considering it an upgrade…well an upgrade among women you wouldn’t introduce to your mother. Assuming your mother isn’t dead…
I miss my mom.
July 30th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
@ 85:
Agreed, and +1 for using the term “truck ass”
July 30th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
I went to South Beach Exotic Rentals and was very disapointed to find out that they wouldn’t rent me a Porche, Mercedes, or Lexis.
The did, however, reccomend I try a Hummer.
And one girl had an Audi.
July 30th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
dromedary dactyl
I think it’s more bactrian dactyl.
July 30th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
@85: it’s properly spelled like this: Upgrayedd.
I believe the two D’s are for a “double-dose of pimpin”.
/I could really go for some starbucks after reading this post
//pretty sure we have time for a handjob (even halfhearted)
July 30th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Hats off to Flub for finding a way to combine giant racks and The Band.
July 30th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Groin pull on week 3.
July 30th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
i’d still take kim’s magnificent ass over this chicks wonderful tits.
July 30th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
@Jackson
Are you trying to say she’s UGLY?
July 30th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
From the first picture I hope this inspires more chicks to stop buying food and use the money for boobs. Anorexics with face titties are flat out smoking hot.
July 30th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
fake not face.
/puts the bottle down
July 30th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
Shouldn’t it be South Beach Erotic Rentals?
July 30th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
The most informative section of the South Beach Exotic Rentals website seemed to be this, in the Concierge Services section:
We also offer concierge servies including Restaurant reservations, vip club entry to most clubs in Miami beach with one of our hostess. Also including table and bottle reservations No lines, no worries we want it to be a hastle free pleasant experience in Miami.
So, first Senorita Ortega gives the 3-series a valve job, followed by a hand- or -blow job for the lucky customer, is that it?
July 30th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
And thus started the tradition of Sexy Thursday. God Bless you sir.
July 31st, 2009 at 12:56 am
Jackson = Khloe Kardashian
My personal opinion is Kim’s ass and boobs trump this chick’s fake boobs and tight body. BUT, they are both no talent chicks whose only talent is looking good.
@Mercury Morris’s Specs: Speak for yourself. Any red-blooded American man who’s not afraid to get bucked off that ass would have a go with KK just to see if they could handle it.
/fear is for pussies
//Reggie’s still gonna suck this season
July 31st, 2009 at 1:06 am
downgrade
July 31st, 2009 at 2:25 am
You can’t tell, but I’m totally fapping right now.
July 31st, 2009 at 3:52 am
Not sure how many other Saints fans there are out there, but I think I speak for all of us when I say…
1. Well done on scoring this “lady.”
and…
2. DO NOT GET INTO A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP WITH HER, YOU SILLY FUCK!!! YOU DO NOT NEED ANOTHER CRAZY HOT BITCH TO WORRY ABOUT UNTIL NEXT FEBRUARY!!! NAIL SOME STRANGE ASS, YOU LUCKY FUCKWAD, WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!
/S.A.S.’d
//Would personally empty out a truckload of live babies with a pitchfork for an hour with that Latina “lady.”
July 31st, 2009 at 6:17 am
It would be nice if Ms. Ortega was the reason behind the breakup, but the truth is, alas, boring–Reggie didn’t want to be on “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” all the time. Supposedly they’ve been broken up for weeks. That South Africa trip was sponsored by the DeBeers diamond company so they had to go. Allegedly Kim was begging him not to break up, trying to get him to marry her but he wasn’t having it. I’m not saying Ms. Ortega isn’t in the picture, just saying that there were other reasons for the breakup.
BTW, obvious fake boobs are obvious.
July 31st, 2009 at 9:41 am
Jackson= GAY
July 31st, 2009 at 9:57 am
Gah. I don’t care who he’s banging as long as he’s hitting the holes on the field.
July 31st, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Would the “exotic rental” be ass? (clicks link) Oh, cars, supposedly… right…
That is one shitty-ass website.
July 31st, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Kim who?????
July 31st, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Trish,
Do you work in the department of redundancy department?
July 31st, 2009 at 1:14 pm
This girl doesn’t have the inner beauty of Kim. It’s important because inner beauty is what you want to pound.
July 31st, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Is there something wrong with her upper lip? It seems to be paralyzed or something.
July 31st, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Pacman already been up in dat azz, CHUH CHUH, bish tried take Pacman’s cheddar, had smak it up.
Seriously, this chick is trash, Kim was much hotter, but maybe he couldn’t get over being with a chick who got famous for being in a sex video online and was publicly talking about marriage and kids with him.
July 31st, 2009 at 2:51 pm
I think I just came in my pants a little.
Seriously…ho….leee…shit she’s smokin’.
/Bet Jackson is really hot…not at all jealous
July 31st, 2009 at 4:14 pm
I need some Kleenex.
July 31st, 2009 at 4:31 pm
I bent my wookie.
July 31st, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Yo’ Reg, don’t be bangin’ that without a “double thick”. I bet she got some miles on that cooch…an wassup with that lip thang? UTI?
August 2nd, 2009 at 1:13 am
@Charlie–sorry, thought obvious internet meme was obvious.
August 2nd, 2009 at 2:26 pm
in other news Pierre Thomas made out with some random drunk LSU girl who thought his name was Peter
August 12th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
she has a man face but a bangin ass body. 3 1/2 stars…
August 19th, 2009 at 10:21 am
i’d of hit it too