Comments on: On Dating Amputees and Co-workers: Your Fantasy Sex/Football Mailbag

By: DublinBorn LI BeachLass

DublinBorn LI BeachLass — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 05:13:27 +0000

@ Gino Tourettsa, Ach you fine Fenian, You had me at Craic. And the rest of your comment. Hurley, as far as I can tell, is to beat the bejesus out of your opponent with one’s stick. And Irish Football or Rugby = Kill the Lad with the ball. Have you ever been to Gaelic Park in the Bronx? T’is as if has been transported to Dublin. Quite the experience!!! A fellow Mick. (Or should that be Mickette American?) Slainte !

By: Big Black Richard

Big Black Richard — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 20:37:14 +0000

All that writing about a convenience store girl, and no mention of making her say (in her best Apu voice), “Thank you, cum again.”

By: Slash

Slash — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 16:54:13 +0000

RE “…but it’s kind of a letdown to be thinking about getting a sweet beej all day during a shitty at the office, and then having to do all the work in the sack. It’s not that she hates giving head, but when we do hook up, she wants some too, so is there a way to get my BJs without pissing her off too much?”

Jesus fucking christ, you should get a kick in the balls just for asking that question. What a selfish bitch your girlfriend is, not being satisfied with your dick in her mouth for 2 minutes. You should dump her skank ass right now – NOW, I SAY! CALL HER IMMEDIATELY! – and find someone who knows how to treat her man right.

You don’t deserve pussy or a blow job.

By: SL

SL — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 14:54:07 +0000

I agree that gonzo witten and gates are the top tier of tight ends, but i wouldnt say theres that big of a drop off before dallas, considering the amount of touchdown passes he getes thrown to him with Indy’s inablility to run the ball into the end zone. After him, ya HUUUUUGGGEEEE drop off.

By: paxcincinnatus

paxcincinnatus — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 14:32:25 +0000

Oh, we’re all too dim to get a Dave-fucking-Eggers reference. You’re so erudite. McSweeny’s? Is that like a cheap malt liqueur?

I come here to be condescended to about football, not books.

By: Arm Strongcock

Arm Strongcock — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 04:57:37 +0000

“world’s cutest cock-block” should be a toddler sized shirt with the back ground of a screaming baby……I just invented a stupid shirt!!!

By: Angry Rant

Angry Rant — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 02:58:36 +0000

apparently I have no idea how to make something show up in italics.

By: Angry Rant

Angry Rant — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 02:58:09 +0000

[i]Definitely resent her. Those girls grow up to be the best strippers.[/i]

Tremendous.

also +1 CooperIsSuper.

By: Wesley

Wesley — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 02:22:28 +0000

I also worked there for two years in SF. Fucking your coworkers is a form of compensation, not participating would be like foregoing Health Insurance. If you worked there and don’t know dirt, your one sad simple prick.

By: Farthammer

Farthammer — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 01:31:50 +0000

Wesley knows what’s up. I worked there for two years in San Fran- you pretty much have to bang people there. I was employee #110, so I know dirt.