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	<title>Comments on: KSK Now Accepting The V-Card: PUNTE Mailbag, Part II&#8230;THE REVENGE!</title>
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		<title>By: Rocco</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rocco</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 15:01:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>*wasn&#039;t.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*wasn&#8217;t.</p>
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		<title>By: Rocco</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rocco</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 14:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maybe I weren&#039;t married long enough, but sexy time was a regular occurance with the ex.  Is there a general concensus as to how long it takes for the sex to dry up in a marriage?  You married guys make me it sound horrible.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe I weren&#8217;t married long enough, but sexy time was a regular occurance with the ex.  Is there a general concensus as to how long it takes for the sex to dry up in a marriage?  You married guys make me it sound horrible.</p>
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		<title>By: krunknasty</title>
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		<dc:creator>krunknasty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 22:51:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>To Jason Witten Fanboy:

I don&#039;t know if this has been said in the comments already, but are you sure Tease doesn&#039;t have a boyfriend? I had the same exact wtf-problem with a girl before, and it turned out she had a boyfriend.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To Jason Witten Fanboy:</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know if this has been said in the comments already, but are you sure Tease doesn&#8217;t have a boyfriend? I had the same exact wtf-problem with a girl before, and it turned out she had a boyfriend.</p>
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		<title>By: Arm Strongcock</title>
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		<dc:creator>Arm Strongcock</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 03:23:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lame-assed fucking mailbag. 

I want more of &quot;My interracial 3-ways are not hot enough&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lame-assed fucking mailbag. </p>
<p>I want more of &#8220;My interracial 3-ways are not hot enough&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: Sean</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:15:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@No hang time guy

Follow ndhwn&#039;s build up advice, but you also can&#039;t just fire at will either.  You gotta squeeze the shaft just behind the head for half a second or so and let some pressure build up behind that first load.  Try and let &#039;er rip just as the second wave&#039;s coming.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@No hang time guy</p>
<p>Follow ndhwn&#8217;s build up advice, but you also can&#8217;t just fire at will either.  You gotta squeeze the shaft just behind the head for half a second or so and let some pressure build up behind that first load.  Try and let &#8216;er rip just as the second wave&#8217;s coming.</p>
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		<title>By: I Run Like Dennis Dixon</title>
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		<dc:creator>I Run Like Dennis Dixon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 22:23:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ Tease Guy: She has to be a clear knock-out ten for you to be putting up with this ish. However, women &quot;get off&quot; having control over their men. So if she &quot;wanted you to fuck her&quot; and then stops, she just controlling you. She might eventually down the road but at this point you are playing straight into her hand.

@Chris in Toronto: Since you have known her for about six years or so, I think her mind is pretty made-up if she wants to have sex with you or not. I noted that you spend all that time together, that could mean something or absolutely nothing at all. Classic &quot;Limbo&quot; friendship.

I would take it as a friendship until you get the &quot;green light&quot; or &quot;red light.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ Tease Guy: She has to be a clear knock-out ten for you to be putting up with this ish. However, women &#8220;get off&#8221; having control over their men. So if she &#8220;wanted you to fuck her&#8221; and then stops, she just controlling you. She might eventually down the road but at this point you are playing straight into her hand.</p>
<p>@Chris in Toronto: Since you have known her for about six years or so, I think her mind is pretty made-up if she wants to have sex with you or not. I noted that you spend all that time together, that could mean something or absolutely nothing at all. Classic &#8220;Limbo&#8221; friendship.</p>
<p>I would take it as a friendship until you get the &#8220;green light&#8221; or &#8220;red light.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: ndhwn</title>
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		<dc:creator>ndhwn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 21:58:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Another tip for increased air time: when you&#039;re going at it, try to hold off as long as possible.  The longer you hold off, the greater the buildup.  Master controlling the buildup and you&#039;ll be shooting high-velocity loads in no time.

Takes a lot of self control, but when you drop a Pete North-esque load all over her, everybody wins!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another tip for increased air time: when you&#8217;re going at it, try to hold off as long as possible.  The longer you hold off, the greater the buildup.  Master controlling the buildup and you&#8217;ll be shooting high-velocity loads in no time.</p>
<p>Takes a lot of self control, but when you drop a Pete North-esque load all over her, everybody wins!</p>
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		<title>By: Needs More Cheerleaders</title>
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		<dc:creator>Needs More Cheerleaders</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 20:24:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sex with the 30 yr old virgin : Virgin sex sucks. Offer to take her V card, get it over with, then she can start enjoying it the second time.

Virgin guy : Welcome to the world of women. They don&#039;t make any sense whatso-fucking-ever. But she&#039;ll never fuck you, no matter how badly you want it, so go look elsewhere. And being a virgin at 22 isn&#039;t the end of the world. Go to a college party, have a good time, talk with some girls, don&#039;t come across as fucking desperate, and you&#039;ll be getting laid in no time.

Tease guy : Dear God, you&#039;ve given up sure sex with TWO girls for this bitch? Tell her to die in a fucking fire and leave you the fuck alone. What a castrating whore. Fuck that noise.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sex with the 30 yr old virgin : Virgin sex sucks. Offer to take her V card, get it over with, then she can start enjoying it the second time.</p>
<p>Virgin guy : Welcome to the world of women. They don&#8217;t make any sense whatso-fucking-ever. But she&#8217;ll never fuck you, no matter how badly you want it, so go look elsewhere. And being a virgin at 22 isn&#8217;t the end of the world. Go to a college party, have a good time, talk with some girls, don&#8217;t come across as fucking desperate, and you&#8217;ll be getting laid in no time.</p>
<p>Tease guy : Dear God, you&#8217;ve given up sure sex with TWO girls for this bitch? Tell her to die in a fucking fire and leave you the fuck alone. What a castrating whore. Fuck that noise.</p>
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		<title>By: tupa2keyshawn</title>
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		<dc:creator>tupa2keyshawn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:15:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am bewildered at the venom about the guy who fucks every night...there are a lot of us who fuck every night (except during red card season where blowjob practice is in full effect).

And the &quot;being high on Jason Whitten&quot; statement is just an overall sign on poor judgement...piss poor...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am bewildered at the venom about the guy who fucks every night&#8230;there are a lot of us who fuck every night (except during red card season where blowjob practice is in full effect).</p>
<p>And the &#8220;being high on Jason Whitten&#8221; statement is just an overall sign on poor judgement&#8230;piss poor&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Slash</title>
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		<dc:creator>Slash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 18:41:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>RE Shirley Says: 
&quot;Come and join hot tall dating club ____Tallloving.com____ has lots of big tall girls there! besides, it’s hot modelss, milfs, sexy chick s and handsome young men and chicks dating club!!LOL Don’t miss out!!&quot;

This is solid advice. Don&#039;t miss out, indeed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>RE Shirley Says:<br />
&#8220;Come and join hot tall dating club ____Tallloving.com____ has lots of big tall girls there! besides, it’s hot modelss, milfs, sexy chick s and handsome young men and chicks dating club!!LOL Don’t miss out!!&#8221;</p>
<p>This is solid advice. Don&#8217;t miss out, indeed.</p>
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