Comments on: KSK 2009 NFL Prekkake: NFC North

By: L. Ron Mexico

L. Ron Mexico — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 23:25:49 +0000

Testes, testes
1, 2, 3?

By: Jayhawk Marley

Jayhawk Marley — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:01:12 +0000

If “Large” Steelers Woman and “Large” Green Bay Packers fan ever managed to copulate, their kids would make a great O-line.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 02:47:37 +0000

Fuck Brett Favre.

I’ve resigned myself to the dreadful, inevitable fact that Favre will be a Viking, but I remain optimistic that there will be plentiful tragedies in #4′s personal life that will inspire his play and push the Vikes to the top.

By: Conrad Dobler

Conrad Dobler — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 02:24:37 +0000

Thank God the all new rapey Steelers get to play this division. And the Visante Shiancoe cock/clown make-up line made me laugh-choke-spit.

By the way, really, 2 out of 4 assbags in Minnesota wear Antoine Winfeld jerseys?

By: Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits

Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 01:59:12 +0000

Don’t give me that no RB bullshit.

Ok, no one cares enough about the Lions to give a shit about their RB situation.

Is that better?

By: LittleBallofHate

LittleBallofHate — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 01:19:43 +0000

Ronald Curry was traded this afternoon.

And fuck you guys, no RB for the Lions? Kevin Smith did great down the stretch on a shit team. If Moronelli hadn’t pulled him for Rudi half-a-yard fucking Johnson he would have easily gotten his 1000 yard season. Come on, you guys love Matt Forte, but Smith on an 0-16 team and with a 3rd world O-Line averaged more per carry and got the same amount of rushing TD’s.

Don’t give me that no RB bullshit.

By: Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug

Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 23:33:47 +0000

@ Rhymes With Salmon

Simmons is leaving ESPN. Not sure if he’s giving up writing, but he’s leaving ESPN. Must not have been enough focus on the Boston teams for his liking. NO ONE DENIES THIS!

By: Gern

Gern — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 21:26:31 +0000

NFC West has been in 4 of the last 10 Super Bowls. NFC North only one (Bears).

/Can’t believe I’m making a case for the strength of the NFC West
/Hoping the Chickens pull it off this year
/Not fucking likely

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:33:56 +0000

• Fuck Brett Favre. Fuck Ragnar.
• That Packers fan is Wisconsin’s Secretary of Agriculture.
• Sage Rosenfels is only Jew-ish. His dad is a hippie, non-practising Red Sea Pedestrian and his mom is a hippie who’s always been keen on Jesus. Sage’s kids (Parsley, Rosemary and Thyme) are being raised tambourine-rattling Christian.
• “If I’m building a mountain range from scratch, I’ll take a selfless, scrappy peak like Mt. Hood.”

Mt. Hood is totally unreliable- it only shows up in fair weather.

By: StuScottBooyahs

StuScottBooyahs — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:02:22 +0000

So how accurate were your 2008 prekakke predictions?

The answer is 8-16 against the spread (no predictions were made for the NFC North and NFC South)