Comments on: KSK 2009 NFL Prekkake: AFC South

By: f--k, Cutler

f--k, Cutler — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 02:57:28 +0000

Fuck yea the Sex Cannon better start. Tom Brady is back, Vick’s sentence is over with and T.O. is with the Bills. But do real NFL fans really care? Fuck no! What do we really want to see? the Sex Cannon of course. Mark my words the Texans 2009 season will be filled with (and in no particular order) blood lust, satanic worship of the Sex Cannon, Matt Schuab going down in the first Quarter of week one, 4 int’s by Dan fuck his last name and bring in the Sex Cannon, sex drugs and rock n roll, a huge apology from Bears fans, every social problem in the city of Houston being wiped out by a 75 yard TD pass, playoff hopes and dreams being relized in Houston, melt-down of Peyton Manning, the Colts going 6-10, high speed WR’s, the city of Houston becoming the new Los Angeles, kinky sexcapades, wild cheerleaders looking for cocaine and self destruction, human sacrifice, suicidial defensive linemen, armed robberies, riots and football revolution.

By: Lamar Odom's Candy Stash

Lamar Odom's Candy Stash — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 10:44:18 +0000

Since Orlovsky was mentioned, I HAD to link this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGs1VuT6FEw

I just love how the announcer says Orlovsky was “forced out of the end zone by … Jared Allen,” though it begs the question: Why on earth was a tight end blocking him when this play started on the one-toenail line?

By: Gross Rexman

Gross Rexman — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 05:32:04 +0000

Screw the winning percentages of the AFC South teams…I want statistics on how many Texan, Colt, Titan, and Jag cheerleaders are going to be impregnated by the Sex Cannon. Player’s and coaching staff’s wives/daughters are already on high alert.

Taste the Beast!

By: Andy

Andy — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:10:06 +0000

@ Leigh, if he actually held that he got it… Aint too many QB’s succeeding on that one. Epic fail.

By: BigJ

BigJ — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:34:00 +0000

Since finding out Sexy Rexy is a Texan I am scheduling around preseason games, even my wife wants to see more of Sexy Rexy and I mean in KSK not the actual Love Missile, see Sexy Rexy creates this kind of sentiments.

By: General Disarray

General Disarray — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:39:50 +0000

“I hope Romo motorboated that shit before he gave her old heave ho.”

He probably got sick of asking her Dad to move so he could . . .

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:27:47 +0000

Munciple? Really? Really? Wow.

Everytime I look at the LenDale picture I think of this:
“I got some ice cream, I got some ice cream and you can’t have none, and you can’t have none…cause…you’re on the welfare.” Gotta love Delirious.

Romo dumping Jessica Simpson is the best news I’ve heard since Sunday. In the immortal words of Eli Manning, “THAT’S FLIPPIN’ SWEET.”

/celebrates by enjoying 80 degree, no humidity weather

By: dougery

dougery — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 14:03:48 +0000

so you are saying the AFC South is going to have 37+ wins?

By: Mick

Mick — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 06:44:38 +0000

This prekkake was clearly devoid of all things Trigger Harrison and his lack of options at returning to laying up on passes over the middle for another NFL franchise with lax gun policies in the locker room.

By: Marmalard's Asking Me

Marmalard's Asking Me — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 06:31:23 +0000

MJD is Christ.