Kill Kill Kill: Not to Eat a Dead Horse, but I’m Ready for the Season to Start
Two days left in July, people. Then it’s August. August is the preseason. The preseason sucks but at least it’s something. Your fantasy draft is coming up. For the first time since the draft, there are flickers of life on the NFL fan’s EKG.
We can do this. If we stick together, we can do this. All we have to do is watch enough video of a shark eating a dead horse off the coast of Fiji enough times, and we’ll make it to the NFL season. NOM NOM NOM. That’s the sound of anticipation, friends.
Tags: captain caveman, kill kill kill
July 30th, 2009 at 10:17 am
Fuck. I though by “Dead Horse” you were referring to cock wart Brett.
//Disapointed//
July 30th, 2009 at 10:20 am
ROLF?
July 30th, 2009 at 10:23 am
Kill Kill Kill should be a daily feature during the summer.
July 30th, 2009 at 10:24 am
question: how does a horse end up off the coast of Fiji?
July 30th, 2009 at 10:36 am
@UU
He fell off the cruise ship?
July 30th, 2009 at 10:37 am
question: how does a horse end up off the coast of Fiji?
1. You belong to Bill Parcells.
2. You don’t run fast enough.
July 30th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Oh thank god. This feature never should’ve gone on vacation.
July 30th, 2009 at 10:48 am
Nice shoes, asshole!
July 30th, 2009 at 10:55 am
You’re going to need a bigger goat.
July 30th, 2009 at 11:01 am
Bull shark doesn’t want to be fed, bull shark wants to hunt.
July 30th, 2009 at 11:09 am
http://fuckyeahsharks.tumblr.com/
July 30th, 2009 at 11:27 am
Remember that episode of Friends when Monica catches Chandler watching a shark attack show and she thinks he was beating off to it? uh…me neither. Hey, isn’t having sex with women great…
July 30th, 2009 at 11:38 am
So, this isn’t the introduction to the most interesting Sex Mailbag ever?
That’s … probably for the best.
July 30th, 2009 at 11:46 am
So what youre saying is the Broncos are not going to win any games this year?…you sporting websites are so hard to understand sometimes.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
You know what would help me make it to September? More than three posts a day.
/liks his beer cold, his homos flaming, and his free content on the internet to be plentiful
July 30th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
That shark reminds me of the last woman I dated.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Someone give me the human equivalent of, as a shark, randomly coming across an entire dead horse.
Unopened Taco Bell Grande Meal on the sidewalk?
Case of Dogfish Head beer left on the subway?
July 30th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
@Nestminder – Unopened Taco Bell Grande Meal on the sidewalk?
That isn’t the human equivalent that’s the actual equivalent.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
So are you saying that Bear Grylls has nothing interesting for us to watch anymore? So when will Nazi Shark show up to a Patriots game to dismember Tom Brady? Because that’s all I really want out of this year’s NFL season. That and for Romo to stop sucking in December.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Carlos for the win.
I’d rather eat the dead horse.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
I’m now going to say “not to eat a dead horse” in lieu of the actual saying. To that end, I know someone who on multiple occasions has said “not to beat a horse to death….” Not as a joke, even.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
You’re right, the grande meal needs to step it up with some chalupas and/or grilled stuft burritos.
But back in the day, twas money.
/runs for the border
//runs for the bathroom
///worth it
July 30th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
This is what happens when you go for a romantic horseback ride on the beach in Fiji.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Let me play the retard and ask the obvious question: “Who the hell murdered that horse and dumped the body in the ocean for the sharks to finish off?”
/too many cop shows
//waiting for the damn Mailbag. Getting my Deutschland panties all in a bunch
July 30th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
What happens when erotic asphyxiation goes wrong for Buzz Bissinger.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
@UU: Clearly the still sea conspired an armor, and its sullen and aborted currents bred tiny monsters.
Still, though: does it really count as Kill Kill Kill if it’s already dead?
/in one of those moods
July 30th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Oh, and /Rimbaudian dick joke.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Sarah Palin shot that horse from a helicopter. She thought it was a moose. It must have drifted to Fiji on an iceberg.
July 30th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Who’s going to send that video to Dee Mirich?
July 30th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Why is it still “Kill Kill Kill” when the horse is already dead?
July 30th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
See what happens when you lead a horse to water.