Comments on: I’m Free, Bitch!

By: tech n9ne's tribute to falco

tech n9ne's tribute to falco — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 01:08:57 +0000

G-Force & Shit… out new go to line.

“And the stars looked like those million little dots on Morgan Freeman’s face.”

By: Mathemagician

Mathemagician — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 03:11:31 +0000

I was worried Mike Vick might not make it when he saw “Aaron Brooks Was Here” carved into the woodwork above his room, but in the end I was glad he made it to ZihuataRonMexico.

By: jujrok

jujrok — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 02:48:27 +0000

/c-student: i’m with you. for a man whose faculties have been blunted by a lifetime of cannabis consumption, mv7′s to-do list is much too logically sequential.

as for what happens to him: thanks for tuning in to fox sports’ presentation of the first regular season game broadcast from jerry jones’s taj football here in arlington, texas (?!). starting for the cowboys at quarterback today against the buccaneers will be michael vick, late of the federal penal system. we believe mr vick will represent everything we’ve come to expect from years of government training.

drew: i hope you don’t get tired of this gig anytime soon because you are seriously good at what you do, and you are a joy to read. anymore, this is an increasingly rare combination, and one not to be taken for granted by those fortunate enough to encounter it. thanks for your hard work and what it produces.

By: C-Student

C-Student — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 00:35:16 +0000

8. Get the dick wet

2 years in the joint and this is only number 8 on the list? i’ve seen that fine ass baby-mama he has and she’d be re-pregnant on my first night home if it was me.

/nevermind. i aint fuckin nothing Ron Mexico already fucked

By: broncos fan

broncos fan — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 23:18:46 +0000

4. Buy parrot
5. See if parrots can fight, because if they can fight AND be trash talkin’, that’d be some shit

sounds a little ocho no?

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 22:51:22 +0000

He could play for the Saints- cockfighting is still legal in Louisiana.

By: Andy

Andy — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:41:07 +0000

“I’m gonna shine!”

Did Vick hang out with Pacman a lil bit in jail?

By: AnthonyTX

AnthonyTX — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:24:07 +0000

“Oh, man.

Oh, Lord.”

Oh YES! I cannot express my glee. It’s back!

By: Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance

Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:11:43 +0000

“Ain’t no dick catch this ass.”

That’s b/c even the idiots in jail don’t want to catch Herpes from Ron Mexico. Valtrex must be hard to get ahold of in the slammer.

/anyone gowing to the Bad News Kennels grand reopenning this Friday?

By: tt's Boy

tt's Boy — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 19:52:33 +0000

Obviously, I meant “ever”.