He’s Like Peyton Minus the Delivery, Post-Season Success, And Actual Endorsements

Okay, so the yarmulke cat was pretty funny. Still, I’d rather see Tony Romo appear on Between Two Ferns. Only then would his awkwardness be able to flourish into something truly hilarious. Just like it does in the playoffs.


Funny Or Die
via Deadspin

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19 Responses to “He’s Like Peyton Minus the Delivery, Post-Season Success, And Actual Endorsements”

  1. Joe Dirty Says:

    Self deprication=I realize i ain’t shit in the playoffs.

  2. Ryno Says:

    If they want to get him really crying – start talking about his short game and how he couldn’t sink a putt to save his life.

  3. losalmon Says:

    Did he say ball pen hammers?

  4. 85 Says:

    Funny or Die? Easiest choice EVAR.

  5. Upstate Underdog Says:

    I’m pretty sure you can only get Starter gear at Wal-Mart.

  6. UncleJohn Says:

    Maybe I’m in the minority here, but I thought it was pretty funny!!

  7. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    He’s got that post-Jessica Simpson glow about him.

  8. Bentley Madison Says:

    @ UncleJohn

    I won’t deny “Viper Nanny” made me laugh.

    Maj: Can we get that viper video in “Kill, Kill, Kill”? Check that, can we get ANY video for “Kill, Kill, Kill”?

  9. Reggie20x6 Says:

    Still, I’d rather see Tony Romo appear on Between Two Ferns.

    I’d rather seem Tony Romo appear in ‘Treevenge’.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCcTGdw0FGI

  10. Stonecutter Says:

    “I’m pretty sure you can only get Starter gear at Wal-Mart.”

    Thank makes sense. All the Mexicans in Dallas shop at Wal-Mart.

  11. Stonecutter Says:

    John Mayer’s 2 girls 1 cup spoof was a lot funnier. I can see why Jessica is still taking his calls.

  12. Mo Charlo Says:

    If they made an adult’s XXL Starter Jacket, you best believe I’d rock that shit like it was 1993 again.

  13. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    I heard Starter merged with Cross Colors and British Knights.

  14. The Hammer is My Penis Says:

    As a Cowboys fan, I wanted to laugh. As a comedy fan, I just couldn’t.

    Goddammitt, I hate when corporate America thinks they can make funny viral videos that they can use to sell shit. Die, Starter.

  15. Gross Rexman Says:

    Does this mouthbreather ever NOT wear his cap backwards?

    He surely is a homo, that Tony Romo. No wonder the cheerful, friendly, caring enigma known as T.O. hates him. Cause “Little T” learned to share.

  16. Leigh Says:

    If I just got rid of Jessica Simpson, I’d be pretty damn happy, too. Good for Romo.

  17. Arm Strongcock Says:

    Romo = Meximelt

  18. Michael Vick's Kennel Klub Says:

    Viper Nanny made my day.
    Even though that’s a cobra.

    /shows self out

  19. EastEndClam Says:

    I wonder if he farted on Jessica too. That was a lot funnier.

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