Comments on: God Explains The Recent Celebrity Deaths http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/god-explains-the-recent-celebrity-deaths.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 05:03:50 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: f--k, Cutler http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/god-explains-the-recent-celebrity-deaths.html/comment-page-1#comment-135685 f--k, Cutler Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:25:53 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16694#comment-135685 please take cutler, i hate that motherfucker! please take cutler, i hate that motherfucker!

]]> By: MenaceIISobriety http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/god-explains-the-recent-celebrity-deaths.html/comment-page-1#comment-135646 MenaceIISobriety Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:39:16 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16694#comment-135646 OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN http://magnificentbastards-buckwheat.blogspot.com/2009/07/rip-you-magnificent-bastards.html OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN

http://magnificentbastards-buckwheat.blogspot.com/2009/07/rip-you-magnificent-bastards.html

]]> By: Bill Cowher's Chiclets http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/god-explains-the-recent-celebrity-deaths.html/comment-page-1#comment-135642 Bill Cowher's Chiclets Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:20:59 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16694#comment-135642 The Jagovs from Liberty Media for canceling Sportsbeat on FSN Pittsburgh. These are the same genius that fired Mike Lange from play by play of Penguins telecasts. The Jagovs from Liberty Media for canceling Sportsbeat on FSN Pittsburgh. These are the same genius that fired Mike Lange from play by play of Penguins telecasts.

]]> By: Drunken_Donuts http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/god-explains-the-recent-celebrity-deaths.html/comment-page-1#comment-135620 Drunken_Donuts Wed, 15 Jul 2009 01:51:01 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16694#comment-135620 Tim Mcarver, please. Tim Mcarver, please.

]]> By: joejoejoe http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/god-explains-the-recent-celebrity-deaths.html/comment-page-1#comment-135616 joejoejoe Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:11:37 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16694#comment-135616 <i>I always thought praying through Jesus was kind of like talking to Fredo</i> Have you considered Judaism? It's like Christianity but with a smaller roster and a salary cap with Bird rights. I always thought praying through Jesus was kind of like talking to Fredo

Have you considered Judaism? It’s like Christianity but with a smaller roster and a salary cap with Bird rights.

]]> By: yeah, right? http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/god-explains-the-recent-celebrity-deaths.html/comment-page-1#comment-135614 yeah, right? Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:35:48 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16694#comment-135614 Dear God, Howzabout a biggol Vicodin overdose for number 4 on the scorecard and number 2 in your hearts..Brittfar! Please. Dear God,

Howzabout a biggol Vicodin overdose for number 4 on the scorecard and number 2 in your hearts..Brittfar!

Please.

]]> By: porky1 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/god-explains-the-recent-celebrity-deaths.html/comment-page-1#comment-135609 porky1 Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:13:08 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16694#comment-135609 ..."through our Lord Jesus Christ… Wait, wait. I dunno why the kid always gets credit here." I always thought praying through Jesus was kind of like talking to Fredo to get to Michael, because Don Corleone is far too powerful and busy to give a shit about you. But if you bug his relatives enough, you might find yourself catching his attention. Which isn't always good attention. /I can handle things, I'm smart …”through our Lord Jesus Christ…

Wait, wait. I dunno why the kid always gets credit here.”

I always thought praying through Jesus was kind of like talking to Fredo to get to Michael, because Don Corleone is far too powerful and busy to give a shit about you. But if you bug his relatives enough, you might find yourself catching his attention. Which isn’t always good attention.

/I can handle things, I’m smart

]]> By: Slash http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/god-explains-the-recent-celebrity-deaths.html/comment-page-1#comment-135605 Slash Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:53:15 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16694#comment-135605 RE Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance Says: "If Trump is going out then it is only fitting that it be a murder/suicide with Rosie O’Donnell. That’ll shut’em both the fuck up." If only... that would be super duper awesome. RE Tomlinson’s Pain Tolerance Says:
“If Trump is going out then it is only fitting that it be a murder/suicide with Rosie O’Donnell. That’ll shut’em both the fuck up.”

If only… that would be super duper awesome.

]]> By: mfizzle http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/god-explains-the-recent-celebrity-deaths.html/comment-page-1#comment-135602 mfizzle Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:16:39 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16694#comment-135602 So Deism is the right way to go... /five bucks says Andy Rooney is next to go ,and then there will be no more cranky old men to remember the good old days where everything was cheap and you could sock a dame for backtalk. So Deism is the right way to go…

/five bucks says Andy Rooney is next to go ,and then there will be no more cranky old men to remember the good old days where everything was cheap and you could sock a dame for backtalk.

]]> By: Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/god-explains-the-recent-celebrity-deaths.html/comment-page-1#comment-135599 Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:02:35 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16694#comment-135599 If Trump is going out then it is only fitting that it be a murder/suicide with Rosie O'Donnell. That'll shut'em both the fuck up. If Trump is going out then it is only fitting that it be a murder/suicide with Rosie O’Donnell. That’ll shut’em both the fuck up.

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