Comments on: Fun With Klassic Peter King: The Colonoscopy Story

By: Los Angeles Colonoscopy

Los Angeles Colonoscopy — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 12:12:35 +0000

this story doesn’t end with you shitting your pants.

By: Raqs

Raqs — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 12:50:52 +0000

Colonoscopy is nothing to be afraid of. It is one way for you to confirm whether or not there is something wrong in the activities of your colon. I had my fair share of colonoscopy experience.

By: Los Angeles Colonoscopy

Los Angeles Colonoscopy — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 08:57:33 +0000

What means by another week of combing through the extensive King vault.

By: EastEndClam

EastEndClam — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 22:21:05 +0000

She gives the flight attendant $10, pours both mini-bottles of vodka into her plastic cup, and barely splashes the nearly fully cup with Bloody Mary mix. In five minutes, the cup is empty, except for the ice. Who can do that? That woman’s got Betty Ford written all over her,

Who can do that? How about someone stuck in a metal tube next to your growling colon for a few hours. Stuck in a PA holding to land at Newark (your ass, PK, translated into geography)… the horror, the horror.

By: Nathan

Nathan — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 16:04:45 +0000

BTW, King is not the only joker who writes for SI.com; this guy, Ross Tucker writes a lot of junk articles … including this one where he is obviously envious of Cassell …
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/ross_tucker/07/17/mail/index.html?eref=T1

And see what SI.com writes about him …
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/writers/ross_tucker/archive/
“Ross Tucker is a regular contributor on the NFL beat for SI.com. Tucker joined SI.com in January 2008 after retiring from a seven-year NFL career in which he played for the Redskins, Cowboys, Bills, Patriots and Browns. Tucker uses his unique experience as a well-traveled player to give readers a player’s perspective on issues surrounding the league.”

Well-travelled?? Indeed! This joker was NOT good enough to be with one team and hence he was what we know as “JOURNEYMAN”!!

By: Sausage Penis

Sausage Penis — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:03:37 +0000

That was gross.

By: Marmalard's Asking Me

Marmalard's Asking Me — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 06:27:19 +0000

“There was some confusion, obviously, about my cryptic Brett Favre comment in Monday Morning Quarterback. All I meant to say, quite literally, is that I believe Favre will play football again, and I believe he’ll play for the Green Bay Packers. This is decidedly not set in stone.”

What the hell else do they think he means by “coming back?”

By: Unplayable Lies

Unplayable Lies — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:47:59 +0000

Beverage cart rolls through coach. Woman across the aisle says: “Bloody Mary. Two Skyes.” She gives the flight attendant $10, pours both mini-bottles of vodka into her plastic cup, and barely splashes the nearly fully cup with Bloody Mary mix. In five minutes, the cup is empty, except for the ice. Who can do that?

Um, we call that a “warm-up”. Then the drankin starts.

By: Spatula

Spatula — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:56:49 +0000

I had to have an upper and a lower endoscopy done on the same day. I told the doctor that, if he was going to use just one tube, to make sure he went top to bottom. He didn’t think it was as funny as I did. Afterwards, the nurse said, “My you have a clean colon.” Naturally, I said thank you.

By: Big Black Richard

Big Black Richard — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:44:33 +0000

It’s clear that King doesn’t have an editor. What’s not clear is how in the fuck King managed to get a job, not only writing at SI, but how he negotiated them into not editing his columns. Few things in this life boggle my mind more than that.