EKSKlusive! Traitorous Terrell Owens Practices with the Dolphins!
HAHAHA! Get it? Not Dolphins the AFC East rivals but dolphins the marine mammals! LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!1
People, we need to band together and stop paying attention to T.O. And by “band together” I mean “collectively raise $25,000,” and by “stop paying attention to T.O.” I mean “use that money to hire a professional to make it look like an accident.” Because at this point I’d almost prefer a story about Favre.
…dying. A story about Brett Favre dying.
Tags: blogging sure is hard, captain caveman, dolphins are perverts, Terrell Owens, Ufford's aggressive euthanasia program
July 21st, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Ufford’s aggressive euthanasia program? I’m intrigued by you ideas. Do you have a flyer or a newsletter that will tell me more?
July 21st, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Great! Now we’ll never get that smell out of the fish. buhdumpuh
July 21st, 2009 at 7:01 pm
People, we need to band together and stop paying attention to T.O.
You know, maybe a jingle would help.
July 21st, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Who is this, “T.O.” person to whom you refer? Why have I never heard of him before?
July 21st, 2009 at 9:09 pm
So, did the dolphin kissing him look better than the Asian chick on TV last night? Because somebody is getting two timed here.
July 21st, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Hey T.O. do u like Fishsticks?
July 21st, 2009 at 10:00 pm
I had no idea prepositions knew how to swim
/refuses to acknowledge that fucker unless he’s getting speared by a safety
July 21st, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Am I gay if that kiss turned me on?
July 21st, 2009 at 11:28 pm
/waits for T.O. to realize he is a gay fish and star in a music video with Kanye…
July 21st, 2009 at 11:41 pm
T.O.’s on a dolphin, doin’ flips n’ shit, the dolphin’s splashin’, gettin’ everybody all wet…
July 22nd, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Slideshow, great Southpark reference!
\needs PO Box to send donation
July 22nd, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Is this a joke about how TO was on the Orlando Sharks in the smash hit movie Any Given Sunday?
July 22nd, 2009 at 6:20 pm
I half-hoped/expected James to make an appearance.
July 22nd, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Better that he slept with the fishes.