HAHAHA! Get it? Not Dolphins the AFC East rivals but dolphins the marine mammals! LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!1
People, we need to band together and stop paying attention to T.O. And by “band together” I mean “collectively raise $25,000,” and by “stop paying attention to T.O.” I mean “use that money to hire a professional to make it look like an accident.” Because at this point I’d almost prefer a story about Favre.
…dying. A story about Brett Favre dying.


Better that he slept with the fishes.
I half-hoped/expected James to make an appearance.
Is this a joke about how TO was on the Orlando Sharks in the smash hit movie Any Given Sunday?
Slideshow, great Southpark reference!
\needs PO Box to send donation
T.O.’s on a dolphin, doin’ flips n’ shit, the dolphin’s splashin’, gettin’ everybody all wet…
/waits for T.O. to realize he is a gay fish and star in a music video with Kanye…
Am I gay if that kiss turned me on?
I had no idea prepositions knew how to swim
/refuses to acknowledge that fucker unless he’s getting speared by a safety
Hey T.O. do u like Fishsticks?
So, did the dolphin kissing him look better than the Asian chick on TV last night? Because somebody is getting two timed here.
Who is this, “T.O.” person to whom you refer? Why have I never heard of him before?
People, we need to band together and stop paying attention to T.O.
You know, maybe a jingle would help.
Great! Now we’ll never get that smell out of the fish. buhdumpuh
Ufford’s aggressive euthanasia program? I’m intrigued by you ideas. Do you have a flyer or a newsletter that will tell me more?