HAHAHA!  Get it?  Not Dolphins the AFC East rivals but dolphins the marine mammals!  LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!1

People, we need to band together and stop paying attention to T.O.  And by “band together” I mean “collectively raise $25,000,” and by “stop paying attention to T.O.” I mean “use that money to hire a professional to make it look like an accident.”  Because at this point I’d almost prefer a story about Favre.

…dying.  A story about Brett Favre dying.