Back, Back, Back, Back, DIE!
07.13.09LIVE BLOG SNEAK ATTACK! Yes, it’s the one baseball event before September that’s actually somewhat enjoyable to watch. Or at least it would be if Berman didn’t force his shtick on everyone throughout the entire telecast. You know he’s spent the entire afternoon memorizing suburbs outside St. Louis so that every home run he has something stupid to yell out. “THAT ONE’S HEADING FOR CHESTERFIELD!” Oh, how you must die, Berman, you don’t even know how you must die.
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So angry I missed the surprise blogkakke.
/must smash something
//throws stress ball, hangs head
Ok, so the radio broadcast wasn’t so bad, as I listened on the way home. What happens when I turn on ESPN? WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING THEY JUST INTERVIEWED JOE BUCK FOR 20 MINUTES WHILE NOT A SINGLE MENTION OF THE MAN AT BAT ALBERT PUJOLS HE’S ONLY THE FUCKING HOMETOWN PLAYER I DON’T CARE ABOUT JOE BUCK WALKING NEXT TO HIS DAD LEAVING BUSCH STADUIM.
“For the record, the NFL completely sucks compared to MLB.”
Would that be the record of “most ridiculous statement ever posted on KSK”? And believe me, that’s some stiff competition.
I’m no longer alive (this is merely my ghost posting). Berman finished me off for good when he said, “and on to the finals. Will the Prince be king, or will Nelson be cruising.”
My death was violent and painful.
Is it just me or does Joe Buck’s dad get mentioned EVERY SINGLE TIME he’s being interviewed? I must’ve heard that fancy boy interviewed 10 times when he was out promoting his douchetastic HBO show and every guy who interviewed him spent about 30 seconds pimping his show and 4 1/2 minutes talking about his dad. Morgan did it again last night.
Joe Buck = The Stephanie McMahon of sports broadcasting.
I must say that I completely agree with Prince Fielder winning the Home Run Derby.
For the record, the NFL completely sucks compared to MLB.
I have never missed firejoemorgan.com more than i do right now.
This made a horrible live television event entirely too enjoyable.
And IMO, your 2009 Home Run Derby Blogkkake MVP — Mr. Punch Rockgroin.
Wow – Joe Morgan interviewing Joe Buck. So this is what Hell feels like.
I can’t wait for all of Berman’s wonderful nicknames! It’s such a not-tired shtick! Yay!
Joe “55 Miles A” Mauer!
“Yo” Adrian Gonzalez!
Nelson “Won’t You Let Me Take You On A Sea” Cruz!
Albert “Cock In Her” Pujols!
Aww, yes – Chesterfield… Where a person can pay $750K for a dorm-sized condo.
How I miss that city.
“THAT ONE’S HEADED FOR BELLEVILLE!” would be purely ironic coming from this asshat’s mouth . . . considering he called Belleville a suburb of Chicago in the 2005 playoffs when describing where Neal Cotts was born.
Flaming fucking douchebag, that Chris Berman.
“You’re with me, leather” would slip seamlessly into a baseball telecast on any fielding play.
How many fat housewives are going to be sitting on the field hoping one of the participants wins them a house that’s payments would have otherwise forced them to go into foreclosure and sell their children to child-slavery rings?
Baseball is superior to all other sports.
There’s got to be some way to mute just Berman.