Comments on: Bachelor Party Etiquette, Cat Scratch Fever, and People Who Have Sex In Glass Houses Have Really Big Stones: The KSK Fantasy Sex/Football Mailbag Returns

By: StPatrick

StPatrick — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 06:00:04 +0000

One or two commenters have mentioned this, but here’s the most important thing about the BP: do whatever the fuck the groom-to-be wants to do. Period. Tailor the whole thing towards his interests. I’ve been best man where they want teh strippers – they get them. I’ve been best man when it was a stripper-free event. No strippers.

If any of you ever are selected to be your buddy’s best man, keep that in mind. It’s the only rule. If the dude wants to go to a Star Trek convention, and the other 9 guys hate Star Trek, too bad. The bachelor party is one of the few times in a man’s life where the entire evening, weekend, etc., is all about him.

/Unless it’s super-weird destroy potential marriage stuff

By: Dan from the last question

Dan from the last question — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 02:39:13 +0000

@Lost in the Office
Think less Diff-EQs and more Accounting/Organizational Behavior and change. Also, the girl isn’t a nerd herself so a Klingon wedding would be out, but I could probably sell her on dressing the priest like Darth Vader.

@Mannyb’nManny
It’s not Georgia Tech, thankfully, because that would mean I’d have the same problems I already do AND I’d be in Georgia. It’s actually Worcester Polytechnic Institute, MIT’s red-headed younger brother.

@Ufford
Thanks for picking my e-mail, glad to have my misanthropic outlook on the whole thing reinforced. Also, great fucking work over at Warming Glow. Since I’m a lonely student, I watch a lot of TV and it’s been a great resource for me.

By: The Walking Eye

The Walking Eye — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 19:34:21 +0000

J-Beks & those suggesting 3-some…

First, tell the sister to knock it the fuck off else you’re gonna not only ruin your relationship w/ the older one but their relationship w/ each other.

Second, if you want to end your relationship, by all means suggest a 3-some w/ her sister. Fucking disgusting. Would you have a 3-some w/ your brother or your sister? No? Gross, right? Well, why on earth would you think two sisters would?

I feel for that poor engineering kid, however for me it’s worked that you fuck and THEN ask for the friends w/ benefits thing. Never has just cold asking prior to carnal knowledge worked.

By: yeah, right?

yeah, right? — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 05:25:53 +0000

@Big Black Richard:

If they serve you a batting practice fastball, you have to take it.

“it’s back; away back and she is gone”!

/That’s my best Vin Scully

//Sorry Rocco

By: Big Black Richard

Big Black Richard — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:03:07 +0000

@Rocco: Would she be willing to strip with a paper bag over her head?

By: TW Andrews

TW Andrews — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 03:47:29 +0000

That’s what you think now. By the time you’ve been married 6-8 years, you’ll be wishing you’d made the most of that bachelors party. Normally the mailbag responses are pretty good, but I’m calling bullshit here. This is advice that sounds a lot like it was given by guys who are recently married and proud they’ve given up their errant ways for the joys and responsibilities of marriage.

Ask them about this again in 5 years.

By: One man wolfpack

One man wolfpack — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:58:53 +0000

I think the bachelor party thing largely depends on the age of the groom/his friends. If you’re in your early to mid thirties and are getting together with a bunch of friends that you don’t see very often, and are probably going to see even less often once you start a family in the near future, and the whole stripper scene is very been there done that, then I can see the whole poker/dinner/golf thing being the best plan. However, if you’re in your twenties, and you’re going with a bunch of guys who you get drunk/play poker/eat dinner/play golf with frequently, then you’d probably be better served using the bachelor party as an excuse to hire some escorts/strippers for a live sex show.

By: Dieter

Dieter — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:07:42 +0000

@ TW Andrews

Well said. It makes me sad when guys have a bachelor party that sounds like what my dad and his friends did at least once a month. If you are resigned to the fact that the wife won’t let you get together with your friends every now and then after the wedding, then I have to wonder whether or not we are even friends. Sadly, that describes my relationships with most of my married “friends.”

By: Tim

Tim — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:04:47 +0000

Re: Bachelor Parties-

Just went to Montreal for a bachelor party in May.

-Go to Wanda’s stripclub. $8 lap dances from beautiful girls. Supersex is fun, but Wanda’s is much better. (Put the soon to be groom on stage. It’s well worth it.)
-Go to The Circus late night. It’s a dance club that stays open until the morning. They don’t serve alcohol there so sneak in your own, or do lots of the drugs they offer in the bathroom.
-Thursday’s is a fun club for the single guys to hook up with some girls at.

By: BigRedEd

BigRedEd — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:53:53 +0000

@ Cheese: “My problem is that, in the past, my friends have mocked me ruthlessly for my choice in strippers.”

My experience is that the more buddies that are around the strippers, the less fun that is had. The critics are usually also to ones that are too insecure to even strike up a conversation with one of the ladies, let alone “participate.” If strippers are involved, listen to the little head, exclusively.

@ All other emailers: F**k off ya bunch of whiners.