Now that Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian have parted ways (nobody cheated!…unless they did) the NFL needs a fresh celebrity relationship worthy of tabloid attention. That’s why we at KSK have taken it upon ourselves to create our own pairings out of thin air. Just like the publicists do it!
He’s got a thing for blond moms, and she needs a man in her life who can domineer her for a change. Bill will stick it out as long as it takes for him to stick it in, assuming of course that none of the children make eye contact with him. Ever.
He’s mopey malcontent and her ego has been known to annoy the shit out of her coworkers. They might as well hook up, because nobody else can seem to stand their presence for extended periods of time.
He loves to party and has been known to skank it up for the cameras, and she’s exactly the same in every conceivable way. It’s science.
Submit your own dream NFL/Celeb couples in the comments.
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Everyone just wish that once she gets her personal life smoothed out, that she will get back to singing her best.
Shaunte Stumpo
That girl is just amazing, I mean a lot seems to think she is not to clever but that’s just an act, it does require some skills to become one of the most famous people in the world.
Eli Manning and Archie Manning
John Madden and a turducken
Stephon Marbury and Courtney Love
I can’t imagine anyone is still reading these things, but I’m having too much fun to stop.
Michael Strahan and Anna Paquin
Michael Vick and Mary Louise Parker
Reggie White and Crissy Moran
Lawrence Taylor and Whitney Houston
Jim Johnson & Satan
NPH & Jeff Garcia’s Lisp
shaun rogers and madonna, since she obviously has a weakness for athletes called “bitch tits”
Daniel Snyder and Tom Cruise….like this wouldn’t make perfect sense.
eli manning and his teddy bear
Al Davis and Joan Rivers
@carlos
jim brown hits harder than some pussy wide receiver.
A wimp and a blimp
No votes for Brandon Marshall and Rihanna? Is domestic violence not funny anymore?
That’s WAY better.
@Gino Tourettsa – Joe Theismann and Heather Mills would be better.
Joe Theismann and a cardboard cut-out of Melissa Stark.
@Slash: It’s amazing the way you [notice two things].
Lucy Liu is the only woman to be named People Magazine’s sexiest woman of the year twice. In 2003 and then again in 2063.
Also – I pick Tedi Bruschi and Toni Braxton. Bad hearts, same initials; plus, maybe Letterman could introduce them at the Grammy’s.
Nick Harris and Emma Watson
Have you ever heard Lucy Liu speak?
That’s Rucy Riu to you rittre rady!!!
@Slash and a tampon. Geez dude, chill out.
@Slash: Have you ever heard Hines Ward speak in real life? He doesn’t REALLY speak like his KSK character. It’s a joke…
Steve Mcnair and Farrah Fawcett
Andy Dick has been invited to attend Packers training camp.
Steve McNair and Mary Jo Buttafuoco
Sorry, but no. “Celebrity” couples are just about the most boring subject ever in the history of boring. The only NFL couple I’d really like to see is Michael Vick paired with a rabid pit bull.
I guess we’re all supposed to get some sort of vicarious thrill imagining how awesome being a couple with Jessica Simpson or Tony Romo has to be, but most celebrities seem boring as shit (when they’re not being giant assholes).
RE T-Bone Says:
“Hines Ward and Lucy Lu. No other relationship would bastardize the Rs and Ls of the Enrish Ranguage bettel.”
Have you ever heard Lucy Liu speak?
Matt Jones and Amy Winehouse
Kenny Stabler and Mindy McCready
Warren Sapp and Michelle Kwan
Osi Umenyora and Camille Grammer.
♫ Wes Welkah and Serena Williams, to make Boston mad.
Oakland Raiders fans and Melissa Stark. I’m sure they could get into her Black Hole.
Jim Brown and Rianna…. because people reading this thread need one more thing to feel wrong for laughing at.
Drew Brees and Mikhail Gorbachev’s daughter.
Christine Brennan and Visanthe Shiancoe. Because clearly she hasn’t gotten any in a LONG TIME.
Nolan Ryan and Robin Ventura
I SMELL A SIT-COM!
Leonard Little and Bette Midler
Jesus, how come Jeff Reed and Tila Tequila hasn’t happened already?!?
Peyton Manning and Sarah Jessica Parker. Their children will be 80% head.
Eli Manning and Dora the Explorer.
John Kasay and that Jewish broad from season 1 of Mad Men
The Baltimore Ravens and Erin Andrews
Vincent Jackson, a bottle of whiskey and a car in a three way.
Kordell Stewart and Rupaul. Kordell can be the bottom this time.
Jamarcus Russell and Monique
Brian Griese/Chris Simms/Eli Manning/Montana’s kid in 4 years and Tori Spelling
Felix Jones and Sandra Oh.
Because they both look like horses.
@dougery
I think Zach was referring to the cheerleader that Belushi steals at the end of Animal House.
Big Ben and Katelyn Faber (Kobe’s hotel girl)
Brad Childress and Brad Childress
He has earned the right to fuck himself.
Derek Anderson and Eight Belles
Horse fucking is always classy.
@Otto wouldn’t that be Mar(Gat)HarMar(Gay)Har?
@ Jim U. the media will soon inflate TO’s ego to the point where yes, he will actually be able to reproduce asexually like an amoeba and will do so as a TD celebration in NE week 1. lee evans becomes even more useless and unsurprsingly trent edwards stat line does not improve.
@Zack. You couldn’t pay me enough money to google any name anyone links with Marmalard
Casey Hampton and Robin Quivers
They can share Double G size bras
Peter King and one of his Urologists
Tony Dungy and Brüno.
Visanthe Shiancoe and Peter King
I think only PK’s gaping hole could handle what VS is swinging
Tom Brady and Miranda Kerr (oh wait), Tom Brady and Adriana Lima, dangit! I give up
Rongrastname and Erin Andrews
/Much better chance of having video evidence
Adrian Peterson and Mary Magdalene
Mark Sanchez and Lance Bass
Al Davis and Cloris Leachman
Me and Cheryl Miller.
Jason Campbell and Britney Spears…its Soup to Nuts!!1
I’ll be hear all week…try the veal!
brett favre and rosie o’donnell…he deserves her
Ray Lewis and Lorenna Bobbit.
Chris Simms and Kate Hudson.
Jerry Jones and Ashlee Simpson
Jim Sorgi and Gayle King
Alonzo Spellman and Lindsey Lohan
Dallas Clark and that broad Dauber dated on “Coach”
Phil Rivers and Mandy Pepperidge