A Sexy Friday Tribute To The Stars And Stripes
Well, KSK’s vacation week is finally at an end. We couldn’t let you go for the holiday without giving you a little something sexy to send you on your way. And I have a special announcement for those that give a crap. Starting on Monday, I’ll now be posting over at Deadspin on a daily basis. Joy of joys. Have a good 4th, everyone. Drive safely.
More boner-related salutes after the jump.
Tags: announcements, sexy friday, your forefathers fought and died so you coul whack it to chicks online
July 3rd, 2009 at 9:44 am
American flag bikinis are like corvettes. Kinda gaudy, but so gorgeous you can’t look away.
July 3rd, 2009 at 9:59 am
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
July 3rd, 2009 at 10:03 am
Apparently the brave Marines at Iwo Jima weren’t just raising a flag, they were also fighting to get at that model’s sweet, sweet rack. God bless America.
July 3rd, 2009 at 10:10 am
Patriotism hasn’t been this sexy since Betsy Ross (who had THE comeliest ankles)
July 3rd, 2009 at 10:13 am
/boner rises from pants
//Hums God Bless America
July 3rd, 2009 at 10:14 am
I guess I picked the wrong week to stop reading Deadspin.
/sniffs glue
July 3rd, 2009 at 11:48 am
This means I have to visit Deadspin everyday? Thanks Drew, I guess.
July 3rd, 2009 at 1:09 pm
My chubby soldier is standing at full salute. God Bless America!
/reaches slowly for half-empty bottle of Jergens
July 3rd, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Dead-spin?
Seriously, I hope they pay you well, but, uh, I’d have AJ pay you in cash. You know. Just in case. You know. And maybe a signed contract. Reviewed by lawyers and stuff. Unless you wanna go Don Draper on their ass I guess.
July 3rd, 2009 at 1:49 pm
I got way too much work done this week.
July 3rd, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Back in the day there were about half dozen posters on the market featuring Cindy Crawford in exactly that pose in different swimsuits. A kid could plaster ever wall of his bedroom with Cindy posed like that and MJ dunking with his tounge wagging at them.
July 3rd, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Happy birthday to my neighbors south of the 49th parallel. The wife and I might come join you guys tomorrow and blow up apart of your country with fireworks. Seriously though, way to beat up the British. That essentially got us Canadians our freedom without having to fight for it with guns. We just got a ton of old white men drunk, gave them prostitutes, and then threatened to tell their wives about it.
PS: For next year, could it kill you guys to recognize Canada on July 1? It’d be like a bonus day of tits for all the KSK viewers out there.
July 3rd, 2009 at 3:13 pm
“Starting on Monday, I’ll now be posting over at Meadspin on a daily basis. Joy of joys.”
fixed your post… :P
July 3rd, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Its July 4th…Can’t we get some real tits
July 3rd, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Real tits? That’s like asking for a natural bush.
July 3rd, 2009 at 4:20 pm
…and I’m proud to be an American…
July 3rd, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Ummmmm…How am I supposed to whack-it to the blond on the boat with all those dudes watchin’?
July 3rd, 2009 at 5:33 pm
No one’s said it yet? Seriously, not one of you? Well then, I’ll do the honors…
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!!!
July 3rd, 2009 at 5:34 pm
I’ll also add that I am NOT a xenophobe. I just believe America is the greatest country ever and everyone should know that. That used to be called patriotism…
July 3rd, 2009 at 8:18 pm
“GOD… BLESS AMERICA IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!” -Skinny Black (Hustle & Flow)
July 3rd, 2009 at 9:55 pm
What’s with the swollen vagina’s over at Deadspin? I don’t follow the pencil fighting over there, but is there some dumbass 4chan shit going down or what?
@DREW: I hope your first post over there next week is something akin to calling all the whiners meat gashes or something much more clever. Fucking internet. Also, word is Matt Birk, our favorite former Vikings Harvard center will be writing the MMQB article. There’s gotta be some gold in that one …
July 4th, 2009 at 1:21 am
HELL YEAH MAHN!!!
July 4th, 2009 at 10:42 am
Fake tits are as American as apple pie, the right to bear arms, and country music.
/only wants to be associated with one of those four things.
//it’s fake tits.
July 4th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Fake tits are for losers. If they aren’t real and spectacular I leave them for the monkey’s of the world
July 4th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
NO NOT STEVE MCNAIR! RIP
July 4th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
double dose of bad holiday news… steve mcnair dead and bdd fully ensconced in the evil that is gawker media.
is this how british people feel every july 4th? angry, confused and sad?
/god bless america (half mast)
July 5th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
the iwo jima memorial picture is great…really great
July 5th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Would someone please tell me how the faggotts become faggotts……Love those RACKS
July 6th, 2009 at 8:44 am
Mmm…Jennifer Walcott. Good choice for the finale.