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	<description>KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL.</description>
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		<title>By: Mayo</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/17170.html/comment-page-1#comment-138762</link>
		<dc:creator>Mayo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 20:25:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Slash... I love you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Slash&#8230; I love you.</p>
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		<title>By: Reggie Bush's Pimp</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/17170.html/comment-page-1#comment-138222</link>
		<dc:creator>Reggie Bush's Pimp</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 14:31:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Dating a sexy Nazi? &lt;/i&gt;

Who am I?  Stephen Lynch-berg-stein?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Dating a sexy Nazi? </i></p>
<p>Who am I?  Stephen Lynch-berg-stein?</p>
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		<title>By: LaFavre's Next Retirement</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/17170.html/comment-page-1#comment-138214</link>
		<dc:creator>LaFavre's Next Retirement</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m battling the bulge in my pants.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m battling the bulge in my pants.</p>
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		<title>By: Hitler on Ice</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hitler on Ice</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh vey...I want her on ice. Shaken, not stirred.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh vey&#8230;I want her on ice. Shaken, not stirred.</p>
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		<title>By: Otto Man</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/17170.html/comment-page-1#comment-138205</link>
		<dc:creator>Otto Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 11:55:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I believe the term you&#039;re all looking for is &quot;Das Booty.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I believe the term you&#8217;re all looking for is &#8220;Das Booty.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: JakesAlterEgo</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/17170.html/comment-page-1#comment-138191</link>
		<dc:creator>JakesAlterEgo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 07:32:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;d like to poke around in her gas chamber.


/sees myself out</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d like to poke around in her gas chamber.</p>
<p>/sees myself out</p>
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		<title>By: Dr. Steve Brule</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/17170.html/comment-page-1#comment-138159</link>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Steve Brule</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:11:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Slash
I&#039;d like to see her Eva Braun-eye.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Slash<br />
I&#8217;d like to see her Eva Braun-eye.</p>
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		<title>By: Gino Tourettsa</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/17170.html/comment-page-1#comment-138158</link>
		<dc:creator>Gino Tourettsa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That picture is not what Ernst Rohm had in mind for the perfect race.

Ausgetzeichnet, Herr Carlos. I&#039;m not happy that I got that joke right away. I blame my middleschool German teacher for that. Oh, wait...that didn&#039;t come out right.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That picture is not what Ernst Rohm had in mind for the perfect race.</p>
<p>Ausgetzeichnet, Herr Carlos. I&#8217;m not happy that I got that joke right away. I blame my middleschool German teacher for that. Oh, wait&#8230;that didn&#8217;t come out right.</p>
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		<title>By: Slash</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/17170.html/comment-page-1#comment-138147</link>
		<dc:creator>Slash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:51:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;I&#039;d like to blitzkrieg her front...&quot;

&quot;I&#039;d surrender to it...&quot;

&quot;I&#039;ll show her the Master Race...&quot;

&quot;I&#039;m ready to attack her Maginot Line...&quot;

&quot;I&#039;d invade it...&quot;

Er... k, that&#039;s it. Just tryin&#039; to fit in. 

Why does she have black electrical tape over her nips? Shouldn&#039;t those be Nazi-themed nipple clamps or something? Swastika pasties? I mean, if you&#039;re gonna go for the Nazi theme, do it right. Don&#039;t half-ass it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I&#8217;d like to blitzkrieg her front&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;d surrender to it&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll show her the Master Race&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m ready to attack her Maginot Line&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;d invade it&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>Er&#8230; k, that&#8217;s it. Just tryin&#8217; to fit in. </p>
<p>Why does she have black electrical tape over her nips? Shouldn&#8217;t those be Nazi-themed nipple clamps or something? Swastika pasties? I mean, if you&#8217;re gonna go for the Nazi theme, do it right. Don&#8217;t half-ass it.</p>
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		<title>By: Needs more moutheyes</title>
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		<dc:creator>Needs more moutheyes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:39:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Das Sexy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Das Sexy.</p>
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