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Tags: Mailbag Reminders, quick hits
July 29th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Say what you will about Sarah Palin, but she looks hot in that photo.
July 29th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
@MMS – Oh man, don’t get Otto started!
July 29th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
We favor brevity, honesty, and people who aren’t Bears fans.
“Illinois Nazis.”
“I hate Illinois Nazis!”
July 29th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Sexiest. Nazi. Ever.
Fascist /= Free Market
July 29th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
That picture is not what Ernst Rohm had in mind for the perfect race.
July 29th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
@MMS – Oh man, don’t get Otto started!
Nah, Palin’s no Nazi. She’s not smart enough.
That picture is not what Ernst Rohm had in mind for the perfect race.
Well played.
July 29th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Das Sexy.
July 29th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
“I’d like to blitzkrieg her front…”
“I’d surrender to it…”
“I’ll show her the Master Race…”
“I’m ready to attack her Maginot Line…”
“I’d invade it…”
Er… k, that’s it. Just tryin’ to fit in.
Why does she have black electrical tape over her nips? Shouldn’t those be Nazi-themed nipple clamps or something? Swastika pasties? I mean, if you’re gonna go for the Nazi theme, do it right. Don’t half-ass it.
July 29th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
That picture is not what Ernst Rohm had in mind for the perfect race.
Ausgetzeichnet, Herr Carlos. I’m not happy that I got that joke right away. I blame my middleschool German teacher for that. Oh, wait…that didn’t come out right.
July 29th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
@Slash
I’d like to see her Eva Braun-eye.
July 30th, 2009 at 3:32 am
I’d like to poke around in her gas chamber.
/sees myself out
July 30th, 2009 at 7:55 am
I believe the term you’re all looking for is “Das Booty.”
July 30th, 2009 at 9:00 am
Oh vey…I want her on ice. Shaken, not stirred.
July 30th, 2009 at 9:30 am
I’m battling the bulge in my pants.
July 30th, 2009 at 10:31 am
Dating a sexy Nazi?
Who am I? Stephen Lynch-berg-stein?
August 2nd, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Slash… I love you.