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Slash… I love you.
Dating a sexy Nazi?
Who am I? Stephen Lynch-berg-stein?
I’m battling the bulge in my pants.
Oh vey…I want her on ice. Shaken, not stirred.
I believe the term you’re all looking for is “Das Booty.”
I’d like to poke around in her gas chamber.
/sees myself out
@Slash
I’d like to see her Eva Braun-eye.
That picture is not what Ernst Rohm had in mind for the perfect race.
Ausgetzeichnet, Herr Carlos. I’m not happy that I got that joke right away. I blame my middleschool German teacher for that. Oh, wait…that didn’t come out right.
“I’d like to blitzkrieg her front…”
“I’d surrender to it…”
“I’ll show her the Master Race…”
“I’m ready to attack her Maginot Line…”
“I’d invade it…”
Er… k, that’s it. Just tryin’ to fit in.
Why does she have black electrical tape over her nips? Shouldn’t those be Nazi-themed nipple clamps or something? Swastika pasties? I mean, if you’re gonna go for the Nazi theme, do it right. Don’t half-ass it.
Das Sexy.
@MMS – Oh man, don’t get Otto started!
Nah, Palin’s no Nazi. She’s not smart enough.
That picture is not what Ernst Rohm had in mind for the perfect race.
Well played.
That picture is not what Ernst Rohm had in mind for the perfect race.
Sexiest. Nazi. Ever.
Fascist /= Free Market
We favor brevity, honesty, and people who aren’t Bears fans.
“Illinois Nazis.”
“I hate Illinois Nazis!”
@MMS – Oh man, don’t get Otto started!
Say what you will about Sarah Palin, but she looks hot in that photo.