An Odd Bit Of News: Okay, so recently NBC asked me to do some blogging for them, and I said okay. Then they said, “You’ll be writing exclusively about the Cowboys.” And I said, “But I hate the Cowboys. They are Satan’s fecal afterbirth.” Then they said, “Well, here’s some money, monkey boy.” And then I said, “Oh, well in that case, AFTERBIRTH AHOY!” So that’s the story of how I ended up over over here. If you hate the Cowboys, fear not. I’ll still be doing the KSK and Deadspin stuff. Consider this my Emperor’s Club gig.
Tags: quick hits
July 29th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Welcome to the dark side, Drew. We have weed. Lots and lots of weed.
July 29th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Fuck the Cowboys.
July 29th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
So you’re getting paid to rip the Cowboys? I guess the American Dream isn’t dead after all.
July 29th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
if you hate the cowboys, you hate your mama!
fuck yo mama!
July 29th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
needs a “mediawhoring” tag.
Also, a few things you’re going to need to avoid when writing for a DFW market: polysyllabic words, and any digs towards guys wearing hair gel, laser print tees, and axe body spray.
/loves the Cowboys
//hates living in Dallas
July 29th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
I just read some posts. I still feel your anger.
Your hate has made you powerful. You are able to infiltrate the Dallasian minds as a friend, and bombard them with hateful rhetoric in their subconscious.
It’s almost TOO easy.
/Matt Jones will be in Dallas
July 29th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Pretty soon you’ll be covering the Cowboys and having to watch them play even though the Vikings are playing at the same time. Welcome to the Empire young Drew, now you’re ours and the only way out is in a body bag.
MUHAHA
*coughs*
MUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/much better
July 29th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Isn’t there a Monday Night Football between the two?
Not that I would be expected to look something like that up or anything…..half-assing’s the way to go….
July 29th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
I’m impressed you were able to come up with that many words without using FUCK, COCKWALLET or PUSSYFLAP.
July 29th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Fuck you and the those fucktards. That being said enjoy sending their money on Asian prostitutes and menthol cigarettes.
July 29th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Traitor?
July 29th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
@Jackin’: It’s called tivo. I’m assuming he doesn’t have to provide live coverage since, you know, the game is live coverage of itself.
July 29th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Needs more “fucks.”
July 29th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
I wonder how many Dallas fans were scratching their heads reading your posts? “This guy seems to be a good sportsblogger but I just get the feeling he is laughing inside the whole time.”
July 29th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
It’s called tivo
Yeah I know, but nothing beats watching a game live. Watching on TiVo sucks because you have to enclose yourself in a bubble to ensure that you don’t find out about the score beforehand.
Anyway, nothing would please me more than to have Drew watching Dallas games when he would rather watch Tavaris or Rosencopter lead the Vikes to 13-10 losses all season.
July 29th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
I feel like I’m Kim Kardashian and you just gave me the clap.
I hate you and I hope the Vikings go 4-12 and Purple Jesus’s ACL snaps like Mischa Barton in a coke warehouse.
July 29th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Is this kind of like when ESPN added Rush Limbaugh to Gameday in order to boost ratings? I mean, in three weeks are we going to read that you resigned because you accidentally called Tony Romo a cunt or something?
July 29th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
It just doesn’t feel like BDD without immense amounts of F-Bombs
July 29th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
This is terrible news. I hope the Double-J bursts into your house and calls you “tubby” or “Fat Stevens” or “Chokeozuna.”
July 29th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Another job? Quick, what’s your wife’s name? No looking at the cell phone.
July 29th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
They still do have the BDD trademark screaming CAPS LOCK. I read every article like it’s narrated by Ric Flair.
July 29th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Ask NBC why they canceled “The Cosby Mysteries”. That show had limitless possibilities!
July 29th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Needs more dick jokes.
/hates the Cowboys
//loves living in Dallas
July 29th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Between reading this and then the Favre hate on Dead(sinceAjtookOver)spin, I think you may be spreading yourself too thin. Which would actually be the only time someone would call you thin.
July 29th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Clearly, Peter King reads this site and used his contacts at NBC (HE KNOWS KEITH OLBERMANN!) to exact his revenge.
Now he’ll use the power of his mangina to convince Favre to sign with the Cowboys to make your misery complete.
July 29th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
I enjoy the difficulty in figuring out which posts BDD authored.
July 29th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
bdd: i was born in dallas and raised in arlington – the berg that sold its soul to get jerry jones to build the taj football there. the only natural force on this planet more certain than gravity is my hatred of jerry jones & america’s purported team.
to keep your venom pure and mind clear from all the blandishments nbc will bestow on you, i recommend the following:
http://homersontherange.com/2008/04/25/dale-hansen-has-a-hot-sports-opinion/
July 29th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
I love the Cowboys, and I love BDD. Consider yourself bookmarked, Blue Star.
July 30th, 2009 at 11:08 am
ok i just read your posts. can we get someone who doesn’t hate the cowboys to blog there?
its like brittfar blogging about the vikes.
“duh, how you like how i shitted on dem vikin’s?” “duh, adrian peterson is ok, but he ain’t no edgar bennet or dorsey levens.”
July 30th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
bbbbrian Says:
July 29th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
I enjoy the difficulty in figuring out which posts BDD authored.
If by ‘enjoy’ you mean ‘feel the desire to break shit due to’, then yeah, me too.