BEN JUST ASK TO TASTE HER CHOCO TACO, HONEST! Ben Roethlisberger is being sued for sexual assault and/or defamation (depending on which Florio post you’re reading) by a Harrah’s employee in Nevada. However no charges have been filed and the quarterback’s lawyer has been quick to deny the claims. Quoth David Cornwell, “Ben has never sexually assaulted anyone; especially Andrea McNulty.” Yeah, Ben would never force himself on somebody, although if he did it wouldn’t be that bitch, am I right? That’s some solid lawyerin’, Corny.
Update: While ESPN remains quiet (conspiracy?) TMZ tells us that Ben’s accuser was “engaged” to a fictitious soldier, who in reality was the wife of the man she was sleeping with. Hoo boy, this is getting uncomfortable. Maybe ESPN staying quiet for the time being is a good thing.
Update II: Florio has the accusers story.
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I guess Ben would have to be found innocent in a court of law for ESPN to cover his civil case.
“I’m sure you can guess what happens next…” “He fixes the cable?”
jujrok – they don’t comment on civil suits in the absence of a criminal suit. Very different from the OJ simpson deal.”
Oh, you mean the civil suit that followed a criminal case in which OJ was found INNOCENT. Yes, this is totally different.
Well, Big Ben is from Ohio(Findlay to be exact, I went to school with him and I thought he was a douche then) and the girls in Ohio aren’t exactly top notch. However, As much as I despise the Steelers and everything related to them, and as much as I would think this would be funny if it were true, this looks like another crazy eyed fugly gold digger
“I’m sure you can guess what happens next…” “He fixes the cable?”
jujrok – they don’t comment on civil suits in the absence of a criminal suit. Very different from the OJ simpson deal.
Animal Mother:
Classic my man.
Kordell Stewart wants to know what the big deal is about this. He’s “fixed” quite a few televisions for men in their hotel rooms before and he’s never sued anyone. Even when they did promise to call him and never did.
Joey Porter says: “FIX YO LAWSUIT!”
espn doesn’t report on civil suits? since when? they got long yardage off of the goldmans’ wrongful death suit against oj (which they won because the lower standard of proof at civil trials – a preponderance of the evidence [what, likelier than not, happened] – is light years easier than the proof beyond a reasonable doubt necessary to convict of a crime). it’s this lower evidentiary standard that the shyster and his pathetic client are banking on in every sense of the phrase. here’s hoping that karma works in NV so ben can win at trial, sue the broad for abuse of process, get a judgment against her, and augment his retirement income by garnishing her wages. don’t get mad; get even.
Looks like she may be someone’s baby-mama. No wonder she needs 400,000.00 Ben might just want to offer her 10,000.00 to go away.
http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/
index.php/2009/07/andrea-mcnultys-s
ex-suit-against-ben-roethlisberger-
gets-even-more-confusing/
http://detroit4lyfe.com/articles/general-sports/espn-the-worldwide-leader-in-sports-not-leading-on-biggest-sports-story-of-the-day.html
Yes, TTGT is right (barf) ESPN has a policy against reporting on civil cases with no criminal proceedings. SO CALL OFF THE CONSPIRACY HOUNDS, FLORIO, TBL, DEADSPIN, SPORTSBYBROOKS AND 13 OTHER FUCKTARDS I FORGOT!
/HELL YEA APE
now where are the screen caps of erin andrew’s large, luscious breasteses to sooth my agony over big ben’s choco taco fever
Sorry jawning. I am a rookie at such musings. But I can give Jason Kendall a hell of an earful.
http://www.whygavs.com/20090721460/pittsburgh-pirates/july-2009/where-have-you-gone-dave-kerwin.html
@Dave Kerwin – I believe it’s pronounced Ronglapist.
This situation is no furr of smirre. Ronglapist just go to Nevada Casino, ask fol TV selvice, and now rook what happen! Isn’t that how polno stalt? I’m hele to selvice cabre! I show you my cabre and you selvice!
/I always imagine Hines yelling.
By the way, I was only half paying attention today. . . .is it true that Big Ben took an unauthorized video of Erin Andrews through a peephole in her hotel room. . . .
So what does this do to Big Ben’s fantasy ranking?
I am anxiously waiting for Hines Wald’s advice to Rongrapist. Hines nevel have tlouble wif da radies.
http://detroit4lyfe.com/articles/general-sports/espn-the-worldwide-leader-in-sports-not-leading-on-biggest-sports-story-of-the-day.html
Yes, TTGT is right (barf) ESPN has a policy against reporting on civil cases with no criminal proceedings. SO CALL OFF THE CONSPIRACY HOUNDS, FLORIO, TBL, DEADSPIN, SPORTSBYBROOKS AND 13 OTHER FUCKTARDS I FORGOT!
HARF, HARF, FUCK
“Ben has never sexually assaulted anyone; especially Andrea McNulty.”
**looks at picture again**
“Especially Andrea McNulty.”
It’d be interesting to know if she has a drug habit and debt, too….
@ Danish
[i]I know it’s Pittsburgh, but there has got to be groupies even in a town like that…[/i]
Weeelll, I know a girl who [b]allegedly[/b] met Ben at a bar and ended up blowing him, and I wouldn’t say he has particularly amazing taste in women based on her.
He was also linked to Natalie Gulbis before, and if you look at her face without airbrushing etc, you see he again is not restricting himself to only top end ladyfolks.
http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0905/athletes.on.reality.shows/images/natalie-gulbis.jpg
She even looks a little like this lady.
I’m sure he’s innocent, but not based on how she looks=P
Anyone can file a civil suit against anyone else for anything at the low, low cost of a couple hundred bucks. It a win/win for the accuser, who gets publicity, sympathy, attention and maybe even a LOT of money(if the accusation is horrible enough) and a lose/lose for the accused, who never really lives down the suspicions that *maybe* they “got away with it”.
Since civil suits have no penalty for false accusations i could accuse Tom Brady of licking my ass-crack without my consent six years ago, and sue him in court for seven TRILLION dollars without fear of losing the case….
This girl is a whack-job who is probably more interested in all the attention this gets her than even getting any money out of the deal- which is pretty scary, because she might be a really good liar who can cry on demand.
Anyway- she wasn’t raped, because NO amount of mere money softens the effects of rape. Only payback in the form of jail time with the possibility of cell-block-lovin’ makes it better. So- if she ain’t filing CRIMINAL charges, she lying. Period.
Okay, I’m a little curious why ESPN doesn’t have the story
ESPN claims because it covers only criminal cases, not civil cases. I find this difficult to believe, but am to lazy to disprove it.
Did she at least fix the TV?
The Duke rape case was more believable than this garbage.* Judging by her background and lack of criminal charges filed for RAPE, she is full of shit and thinks smearing rongrastname is a good way to earn a buck. If only this type of false accusation led to serious jail time.**
*Not a steelers fan, in fact I hate them
**and that once in jail you are raped
it’s really not unreasonable for someone who’s been sexually assaulted to not do what you’d expect the victim of a crime to do, i.e. go to the police, sue immediately, etc. to say that her delay is prima facie evidence that she’s full of shit is ridiculous. course, she might be full of shit, but let’s let that play out.
@ Mashawn
“It looks like your… HD cable was… (sniff, sniff)… a little a loose which was causing….causing your…receptioOH I HAVE TO GO REFILL THE ICE MACHINES!!!”
It’s kind of ridiculous how ESPN is waiting on this story to sort of pan out, all things considered. But, I think even if the allegations are true (which I’m hoping they aren’t and I kind of despise the Steelers), the amount of time that has passed since the incident and this civil suit kind of makes this whole thing moot. Unless if she’s got that Lewinsky dress sitting in the closet covered in Choco Taco and Roethlisperm, there’s really no chance of this actually resolving in her favor. This situation is kind of ridiculous, and if I were the ‘Berger I’d take it to court and bleed her dry in court/legal fees, and ultimately have the court rule in his favor. I’d hate to see him settle this thing out of court, because it just further shows how our legal system is so, so broken.
When did PFT get bought out by TMZ?
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I present to you, Exhibits A and B.
http://www.fantasyleaguefriends.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/bigben.jpg
http://drunkathlete.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/ben-roethlisberger-drunk-pictures11.jpg
Okay, I’m a little curious why ESPN doesn’t have the story, but why does anyone give a shit, other than the give Florio and McIntyre something else to play detective about? Perhaps they’re double-checking facts or working a different angle? Maybe they truly fatuously believe it isn’t a story? Maybe they’re trying to protect future access to Roethlisberger? None of these would surprise me, which is also why I leave any consumption of ESPN on TV or online to a minimum.
The Roethlisberger story hit the AP and ESPN still isn’t on it
Can somebody tell me how she hopes to win this case?
She doesn’t. She’s banking on a settlement from Roethlisberger before it goes to a media circus trial, which she would (unless new, far more damning evidence emerges) almost certainly lose.
at least while Ben is in prison he can avoid music like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol52eu67isk
LittleBallofHate: “I love that kissing (however unwanted) she categorizes as “assaulting and battering” her.”
Technically – not in the sense of, “you will win money,” or “you will be prosecuted,” but in the “defined for 1st-year law students during torts” sense – “battery” is an “unwanted touching of the person,” and assault is just “creating reasonable fear of battery.” So in the strict, Black’s Law Dictionary definition, that is assault and battery. If you can prove it.
Bubby Brister’s Mop: I am a lawyer, though I don’t practice personal injury law, but there are two options I see: a) she wrote a letter to him that says something like, “Why did you do those horrible things,” and he didn’t respond – legally, you can introduce a lack of a response as an admission by the perpetrator. A jury would be free to ignore that. b) She is hoping for a nice fat settlement from Roethlisberger and Harrah’s, and told them as much ahead of time.
Caveat: I am a lawyer, but also a Steelers fan, and I live in Baltimore, so I’d be perfectly happy to see him beat this just to make Ravens fans stomp around in bewildered rage.
more like Andrea McNutty, amirite?
/Bubbles’d
Shit, he was in Reno, home of “Cathouse.” Why rape a girl when you can get Isabella Soprano to eat your asshole for $300?
Miamidiesel -
In Pittsburgh, she’s an 11.
You guys are missing the point. Per the TMZ story:
“Sources tell us Roethlisberger and McNulty had a sexual liaison at the time but Ben insists it was purely consensual.”
So Big Ben admitted to willingly banging this broad. The one who looks like this. He really must be as dumb as he seems. Say whatever you want about Eli; he might have a bunch of sippy cups and toy figures at home, but he’s also married to this beauty and responsible for the Patriots being 18*-1…
If any law students, clerks, or legal minded individuals out there are reading…
Can somebody tell me how she hopes to win this case?
From what I read, unless she has a semen stained dress or that hotel camera shows her fleeing Ben’s room with torn panties and Ben’s cum dripping down her thighs, does she have any proof or evidence at all?
In a related story, OJ’s lawyers have released the following statement “OJ has never murdered anyone; especially Nicole Simpson. OJ would never murder anybody, although if he did do it, it wouldn’t be that bitch and that fag waiter, am I right?”
/Kato’d
Who’s the host of Rape Feud? I hope it’s not Louie Anderson.
Let’s play the Feud! One hundred people surveyed, top five answers on the board… Name something a rapist would never say…
(buzzer sounds)
“Don’t worry.”
DING! Number one answer!
/WON’T ACTUALLY BURN DOWN ANYONE’S HOUSE for those busybodies out there who bitch about sarcastic death threats on the internet
Let’s see Natalie Gulbis, Missy Perigrim, Andrea McNaulty which of these isn’t a hot piece of ass?
At least the crazy bitch who ran this game on Kobe was a hot piece. (KatelynFaber) Remember her going Girls Gone Wild? I wouldn’t touch Andrea McNaulty with Marmalard’s dick.
This accusation is such unbelievable horseshit that I will personally drive to where this woman lives and burn down her house out of principle if she receives any settlement from Roethlisberger.
No criminal charges were necessary for her. Getting raped is an investment now!
She claims that, as she tried to leave the room, Roethlisberger blocked her path, and that he “grabbed [her] and started to kiss her.”
She claims that she was “shocked and stunned that this previously friendly man, that appeared to be a gentleman in her previous contacts with him was suddenly preventing her from leaving, was assaulting and battering her.”
McNulty admits that she didn’t try to fight Roethlisberger, citing his size and strength. She claims that she “communicated her objection and lack of consent,” and that he nevertheless began “fondling [her] through her dress and between her legs.”
She claims that he pushed her onto the bed, and despite her alleged protests he “pulled her underpants off and proceeded to penetrate her.”
McNulty claims that she told him, “You don’t want to do this.” She also claims that she said, “Please don’t,” and that she told him she was not on any type of birth control.
She claims that he said in response, “Don’t worry, I’ll pull out,” which he ultimately did.
At that point, he allowed her to get off the bed. McNulty claims that she went to the bathroom, and “tried to pull herself together.” When she emerged, she claims that Roethlisberger asked, “There are cameras on this room, aren’t there?”
She responded by saying, “Yes, there are cameras everywhere.”
McNulty alleges that he then seem worried, and that his tone became “stern.”
“If anyone asks you, you fixed my television,” he allegedly said. “You fixed my television. Now go!”
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This has to be some of the most bizarre made up dialogue ever. I love that kissing (however unwanted) she categorizes as “assaulting and battering” her.
What kind of weird plea is that, “I’m not on birth control?” How about, “DON’T FUCKING RAPE ME!” Screams? Anything? And yes I am an expert on rape. As a die hard Lions fan, not once during the entire season did I say, “I’m not on birth control” to make it stop.
She then went into the bathroom to pull herself together and instead of running from the room after being assaulted and battered? Ben then gets suspicious about cameras AFTER he rapes her? Seriously, and who on earth would believe she “fixed” his TV. That has got to be the worst cover story for anything ever.
Not to mention McNUTTY’s fantasy dead fiancee boyfriend soldier. That will look good in court. Plus, she does have crazy eyes.
Ape: In all the trillions and trillions of words Simmons uses in each oh his paragraphs, he’ll never write anything as funny as Marmalard. You’ll never turn into him, because you’re already better than him.
Other ways you differ from Simmons: he makes a lot of money and has a hot wife.
Like racially based hate crimes in Boston?
Like that ever happened.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Soiling_of_Old_Glory.jpg
Ok, when did ever happen with an American flag again?
She’d have a better case if she alleged Ben assaulted her with an ugly stick.
Like racially based hate crimes in Boston?
(Yawn.)
“Still, if the allegations set forth above are true, and if sufficient evidence can be compiled to prove that, then this thing could get very ugly for Roethlisberger.”
It’s this kind of legal analysis that really sets Florio apart from other NFL writers.
So when does Ben buy Ape a $4,000,000 diamond ring to keep him quiet?
Ape is turning into Bill Simmons, without the audience.
I was wondering when this was going to show up. It’s like the trite Godwin’s Law of KSK. If I discuss the Steelers in any fashion, even making fun of them, at some point some commenter will say I’m turning into Simmons or some shit. Yes, he’s a homer, I’m a homer. That holds up. The difference is he writes about how his teams win because he and his fellow LEGENDARY BAHSTAN FAITHFUL will them to victory and are smarter than everyone else. I just don’t shut up about the Steelers. Very different brands of insufferable homerism.
We have to give Ben the benefit of the doubt here. After all, sexual assault is practiced openly in Pittsburgh.
Like racially based hate crimes in Boston?
/insufferableeeeeeee
The Urban Dictionary has no entry for “fixing the television,” so I have no idea what happened.
We have to give Ben the benefit of the doubt here. After all, sexual assault is practiced openly in Pittsburgh.
Just saw the picture Ape linked to. Crazy eyes and she wears a cowboy hat. I’m pretty sure The Ben is innocent here.
“McNulty claims Roethlisberger assaulted her after she was called to his room to fix his TV in July 2008.”
-She fixed the television?
Ape is turning into Bill Simmons, without the audience.
SHE LOOK LIKE SHE HAD SOME CHOCO TACO
http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/21/ben-roethlisbergers-accuser/
And no one (Florio included, at least in the link provided) is comparing this to Eagle. The investigative and legal procedures taken in the wake of each alleged event is what is being contrasted. The “actual” alleged acts are not being compared.
Florio compared the incident to the Kobe case as soon as his site broke the story last night. Check the opening of the first PFT story we linked. Of course, when he reported the TMZ post this morning, he said he was going to keep an open mind about everything. Right, sure, Florio.
Eagle and Kobe demonstrate my point exactly – It doesn’t matter two shits and fart if you have all your paper work finished. You could have the most immaculate police report ever typed by two fingers, and it still won’t amount to a conviction.
So bypass the authorities altogether by not reporting the crime, wait a year and file a civil suit? Sounds reasonable.
Eric Mangini is behind these allegations.
Will no one think of THE BEN’s dogs at a time like this!?
@Ape –
“Look harder, detective. In the Kobe case, there was a police report before any of it came to light.
Just because Florio says it’s like Kobe doesn’t mean it is”
Eagle and Kobe demonstrate my point exactly – It doesn’t matter two shits and fart if you have all your paper work finished. You could have the most immaculate police report ever typed by two fingers, and it still won’t amount to a conviction.
And no one (Florio included, at least in the link provided) is comparing this to Eagle. The investigative and legal procedures taken in the wake of each alleged event is what is being contrasted. The “actual” alleged acts are not being compared.
@Georger:
STOP BEIN A HATER ANY CRITICISMS OF PICKSBURGG MEANS UR JUST A HATER
Will Hines give a smirre or two for this? I doubt it. Maybe he’ll start giving Ben a flown.
Is anybody really surprised ESPN doesn’t have anything on this yet? When have they ever really been first to the party? They generally “break” news stories by referencing other media outlets’ stories that have already been reported.
Reading the comments on Florio’s board makes me want to see if I actually did kill my father and marry my mother as said comments inspire me towards self-blinding.
Good job plastering Andrea McNulty’s name all over the place, media. Steeler fans dumped garbage on Tommy Maddox’s lawn and harassed his children at school for losing one lousy football game. If this dumb skank costs Ben a 6-8 game suspension, I fear for her safety. I hope she uses some of that money she’s trying to extort from Ben for bodyguards and/or a new identity.
@ UU
There is nothing ‘fresh’ about Reno…other than new strands of herpes that is.
The weird part of this story is that The Ben was staying in Reno and not Lake Tahoe.
I thought the weird part of the story is that this chick is batshit crazy and fell in love with a soldier she never met, said she was engaged to said soldier and then told people he was killed in action without even once seeing this person. Then accusing Mr. Choco Taco of raping her in a civil suit when no criminal charges have ever been filed since no criminal investigation has ever taken place…
I’m no fan of Big Ben’s on the field, but I’ve got to call bullshit on this case. Hey, maybe there will be some actual evidence of the crime instead of hearsay? What a novel concept. If he’s convicted of the civil trial, will they burn him at the stake too?
@Wesley, plus Tahoe has a Baja Fresh. I’m not sure if the same can be said about Reno.
C’mon, Ape. It’s like when Ryan Lindell misses a field goal, and everybody scream “wide right”. It stopped being funny so long time ago, that it’s funny again.
Eh, I’ll stay partial to calling him Ben Rapistburger. I imagine him dressed in a Hamburgler costume, raping away.
The ONLY reason anyone stays in Reno for the Celebrity Golf Tourney (coarse is 7 minute walk from Harrah’s Lake Tahoe) is to be closer to readily accessible whores. (Tahoe to Reno or Carson City – 40 Min) Not to mention there is so much fucking trim around Tahoe that whole weekend, that even a non-celebrity such as myself has little problem getting laid. It’s kinda like college, Ben was surrounded by broads both times I saw him this weekend.
This is about as believable as Favre not playing for the Vikings this year. Ben probably just PEW PEW PEW’d a dealer instead this year and Miss Andrea got a little jealous.