ben-roethlisbergerBEN JUST ASK TO TASTE HER CHOCO TACO, HONEST! Ben Roethlisberger is being sued for sexual assault and/or defamation (depending on which Florio post you’re reading) by a Harrah’s employee in Nevada. However no charges have been filed and the quarterback’s lawyer has been quick to deny the claims. Quoth David Cornwell, “Ben has never sexually assaulted anyone; especially Andrea McNulty.” Yeah, Ben would never force himself on somebody, although if he did it wouldn’t be that bitch, am I right? That’s some solid lawyerin’, Corny.

Update: While ESPN remains quiet (conspiracy?) TMZ tells us that Ben’s accuser was “engaged” to a fictitious soldier, who in reality was the wife of the man she was sleeping with. Hoo boy, this is getting uncomfortable. Maybe ESPN staying quiet for the time being is a good thing.

Update II: Florio has the accusers story.