ben-roethlisbergerBEN JUST ASK TO TASTE HER CHOCO TACO, HONEST! Ben Roethlisberger is being sued for sexual assault and/or defamation (depending on which Florio post you’re reading) by a Harrah’s employee in Nevada. However no charges have been filed and the quarterback’s lawyer has been quick to deny the claims. Quoth David Cornwell, “Ben has never sexually assaulted anyone; especially Andrea McNulty.” Yeah, Ben would never force himself on somebody, although if he did it wouldn’t be that bitch, am I right? That’s some solid lawyerin’, Corny.

Update: While ESPN remains quiet (conspiracy?) TMZ tells us that Ben’s accuser was “engaged” to a fictitious soldier, who in reality was the wife of the man she was sleeping with. Hoo boy, this is getting uncomfortable. Maybe ESPN staying quiet for the time being is a good thing.

Update II: Florio has the accusers story.

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  1. porky1 Says:

    It’s a damn shame that a young superstar like this had to stoop to rape, and now may have to spend years in prison for…

    Wait, there were no police charges filed? Just a civil suit? She’s just after Ben’s Choco Change?

    Ape, rest thy sphincter.

  2. Danish Says:

    Yeah… Starting NFL quaterback? Check. Two Superbowl rings? Check. Multimillionaire? Check. I mean it’s the blueprint of a guy who would need to take pussy by force. I know it’s Pittsburgh, but there has got to be groupies even in a town like that…

  3. LaFavre's Next Retirement Says:

    Someone call Ape to make sure he’s OK.

  4. TomahawkFlop Says:

    These kind of accusations are nothing to Harf about.

  5. Windy City Sulker Says:

    HI ATTORNEYS

  6. Nate Newton's van Says:

    Why would the best looking guy in Pittsburgh need to force himself on a woman?

  7. Johnny Tightlips Says:

    Can’t blame Ben. He was just trying to reach the next rank in Call of Booty.

  8. Nestminder Says:

    BEN JUST WANTED TO THANK NICE LADY FOR FIXING PEW PEW MACHINE

  9. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    Quoth David Cornwell, “Ben has never sexually assaulted anyone; especially Andrea McNulty.”

    “But I will say … bitch had it comin’.”

  10. Kid Presentable Says:

    I won’t believe a word of this until we hear from Lt. Jim Dangle.

  11. Deux-Deux-Deux Says:

    Rongrastname had better hope Andrea’s cousin Jimmy doesn’t get wind of this.

  12. G.G. Says:

    Eh, sounds like he’ll walk. Then we can all blame the refs.

  13. Christmas Ape Says:

    Then we can all blame the refs.

    Shhh! You’re gonna tip the prosecution’s strategy if they’re a Ravens or Seahawks fan. There’ll also be a lot of crying in front of jury.

    Uh, yeah, civil case borne out of an incident from a year ago, with no criminal investigation and she’s tacking on all her coworkers for good measure?

    That’s-ah frivolous law suit.

    But having one more thing for dumb haters to harp about is annoying.

  14. Slothrop Says:

    I’ve never watched a leaked peephole video of anyone; especially Erin Andrews.

  15. peb Says:

    Please oh PLEASE post a response from Roethlisberger on this. I mean, if he can be pulled away from Call of Duty.

  16. Georger Says:

    “But having one more thing for dumb haters to harp about is annoying.”

    dumb you say?

  17. Cock Flashy Says:

    Hey you, Andlea, you go accuse Rongrastname of lape, then Steerels sign Michaer Vick foll thlow rong barr to numbel one smaltest leceivel. Hall hall hall!!!!

  18. porky1 Says:

    This just in from Quinzee:

    “I fackin told ya! This is nawt a propah way fah a Supah Bowl quahtahback to fackin act! Rogah Goodell, we the hahdwahkin people of Quinzee, Bawston, and all lesser cities and states cawl upon you to suspend this retahd who can nawt pawssibly live up to the image of the fackin’ Gawd that is Tawmmy Brady! Tawmmy has fackin supahmodels and hot shitty movie stahs lining up fah a shot of his mighty man-chowah and Ben the retahd has to resaht to rape! Fah shame!”

    /spits despite using new “spitless” Camel Snus

    “I mean, who does that fackin retahd think he is? One of us? THAT’S OW-AH RAPE MOVE!”

  19. Upstate Underdog Says:

    The weird part of this story is that The Ben was staying in Reno and not Lake Tahoe.

  20. jawning Says:

    Should’ve used them rapies.
    No, that’s not right. Floories? Forget-me-nows?

    Forget-me-nows.

  21. Slash Says:

    I agree that Ben wouldn’t waste his one free-from-prosecution rape (pro athlete version) on a cocktail waitress (or whatever she is, I didn’t read the linked stories). You save that for Miss America finalists, Victoria’s Secret models, maybe an actress (as long as she’s B-list or higher). I mean, if you’re gonna sexually assault, you go for quality.

  22. porky1 Says:

    I don’t know, Slash. The category you want to bump him up to almost always has deeper pockets and representation that can summon a swarm of attorneys in seconds.

  23. adam Says:

    yeah, if you’re gonna rape you always go for someone no one will ever miss

  24. paxcincinnatus Says:

    Yeah… Starting NFL quaterback? Check. Two Superbowl rings? Check. Multimillionaire? Check. I mean it’s the blueprint of a guy who would need to take pussy by force

    It’s true. Extrordinarly successful people have sterling records regarding sound and ethical decision making. No sense of entitlement at all could be at play. At. All.

    Uh, yeah, civil case borne out of an incident from a year ago, with no criminal investigation and she’s tacking on all her coworkers for good measure?

    That’s-ah frivolous law suit.

    Totally agree with you. I know that if I was raped by one of the most successful athletes in a given sport at a resort location, my first stop would be to the police. Slam dunk case. Justice for the common folks served.

    /Looks sternly at Eagle, Colorado

    Right?

  25. Curious Says:

    So if Merriman’s KSK Kharacter is awful-rapey despite never actually being associated with any sexual assaults, how will these accusations shape the evolution of BEN’s KHARACTER?

  26. Slash Says:

    RE porky1: “The category you want to bump him up to almost always has deeper pockets and representation that can summon a swarm of attorneys in seconds.”

    Sure, it’s a calculated risk. There’s always a chance that the jury won’t actually believe you when you say she was OK with it when she went up to your hotel room (ie, Tyson). So you have to choose carefully. A female with a job that relies on her selling her body/sexuality (model, actress, pageant contestant) usually doesn’t look as sympathetic to a jury as a lowly waitress working her way through college.

    I know most athletes aren’t quite up to this level of strategery.

  27. Christmas Ape Says:

    Totally agree with you. I know that if I was raped by one of the most successful athletes in a given sport at a resort location, my first stop would be to the police. Slam dunk case. Justice for the common folks served.

    /Looks sternly at Eagle, Colorado

    Look harder, detective. In the Kobe case, there was a police report before any of it came to light.

    Just because Florio says it’s like Kobe doesn’t mean it is

  28. J.L White Says:

    Actually, I believe Roethlisberger is 100% innocent. I hope this matter gets settled before it tarnishes Ben’s good name, and becomes a distraction during the season.

    You see, there’s no way this was a rape; just like in Super Bowl XL, Big Ben was just a few inches short of the goal.

    /Ducks insecure hate from Ape

  29. Upstate Underdog Says:

    “TMZ tells us that Ben’s accuser was “engaged” to a fictitious soldier”

    How did Kellen Winslow get involved with this?

  30. 85 Says:

    Eh, as much as I’d like to, I just don’t feel good bashing a rape accuser until we know for sure she’s making it up. I’ll just write my jokes down and save them for later.

  31. Christmas Ape Says:

    Yes J.L., I’m so insecure that three years after the fact, I still use anything (and everything) tangentially linked to the Steelers to whine shrilly about Super Bowl XL, even though other, more rational and mature fans have moved on.

    Because I’m the one who does that. Not you. Me.

  32. Wesley Says:

    The ONLY reason anyone stays in Reno for the Celebrity Golf Tourney (coarse is 7 minute walk from Harrah’s Lake Tahoe) is to be closer to readily accessible whores. (Tahoe to Reno or Carson City – 40 Min) Not to mention there is so much fucking trim around Tahoe that whole weekend, that even a non-celebrity such as myself has little problem getting laid. It’s kinda like college, Ben was surrounded by broads both times I saw him this weekend.

    This is about as believable as Favre not playing for the Vikings this year. Ben probably just PEW PEW PEW’d a dealer instead this year and Miss Andrea got a little jealous.

  33. Glove Says:

    Eh, I’ll stay partial to calling him Ben Rapistburger. I imagine him dressed in a Hamburgler costume, raping away.

  34. Danish Says:

    C’mon, Ape. It’s like when Ryan Lindell misses a field goal, and everybody scream “wide right”. It stopped being funny so long time ago, that it’s funny again.

  35. Upstate Underdog Says:

    @Wesley, plus Tahoe has a Baja Fresh. I’m not sure if the same can be said about Reno.

  36. jackin'4beats Says:

    The weird part of this story is that The Ben was staying in Reno and not Lake Tahoe.

    I thought the weird part of the story is that this chick is batshit crazy and fell in love with a soldier she never met, said she was engaged to said soldier and then told people he was killed in action without even once seeing this person. Then accusing Mr. Choco Taco of raping her in a civil suit when no criminal charges have ever been filed since no criminal investigation has ever taken place…

    I’m no fan of Big Ben’s on the field, but I’ve got to call bullshit on this case. Hey, maybe there will be some actual evidence of the crime instead of hearsay? What a novel concept. If he’s convicted of the civil trial, will they burn him at the stake too?

  37. Wesley Says:

    @ UU

    There is nothing ‘fresh’ about Reno…other than new strands of herpes that is.

  38. Bubby Brister's Mop Says:

    Good job plastering Andrea McNulty’s name all over the place, media. Steeler fans dumped garbage on Tommy Maddox’s lawn and harassed his children at school for losing one lousy football game. If this dumb skank costs Ben a 6-8 game suspension, I fear for her safety. I hope she uses some of that money she’s trying to extort from Ben for bodyguards and/or a new identity.

  39. Slothrop Says:

    Reading the comments on Florio’s board makes me want to see if I actually did kill my father and marry my mother as said comments inspire me towards self-blinding.

  40. BG Says:

    Is anybody really surprised ESPN doesn’t have anything on this yet? When have they ever really been first to the party? They generally “break” news stories by referencing other media outlets’ stories that have already been reported.

  41. The Pirate Sloth Says:

    Will Hines give a smirre or two for this? I doubt it. Maybe he’ll start giving Ben a flown.

  42. Robut M. Nixon Says:

    @Georger:

    STOP BEIN A HATER ANY CRITICISMS OF PICKSBURGG MEANS UR JUST A HATER

  43. paxcincinnatus Says:

    @Ape –
    “Look harder, detective. In the Kobe case, there was a police report before any of it came to light.

    Just because Florio says it’s like Kobe doesn’t mean it is”

    Eagle and Kobe demonstrate my point exactly – It doesn’t matter two shits and fart if you have all your paper work finished. You could have the most immaculate police report ever typed by two fingers, and it still won’t amount to a conviction.

    And no one (Florio included, at least in the link provided) is comparing this to Eagle. The investigative and legal procedures taken in the wake of each alleged event is what is being contrasted. The “actual” alleged acts are not being compared.

  44. Bunkie Perkins Says:

    Will no one think of THE BEN’s dogs at a time like this!?

  45. LaFavre's Next Retirement Says:

    Eric Mangini is behind these allegations.

  46. Christmas Ape Says:

    And no one (Florio included, at least in the link provided) is comparing this to Eagle. The investigative and legal procedures taken in the wake of each alleged event is what is being contrasted. The “actual” alleged acts are not being compared.

    Florio compared the incident to the Kobe case as soon as his site broke the story last night. Check the opening of the first PFT story we linked. Of course, when he reported the TMZ post this morning, he said he was going to keep an open mind about everything. Right, sure, Florio.

    Eagle and Kobe demonstrate my point exactly – It doesn’t matter two shits and fart if you have all your paper work finished. You could have the most immaculate police report ever typed by two fingers, and it still won’t amount to a conviction.

    So bypass the authorities altogether by not reporting the crime, wait a year and file a civil suit? Sounds reasonable.

  47. Christmas Ape Says:

    SHE LOOK LIKE SHE HAD SOME CHOCO TACO

    http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/21/ben-roethlisbergers-accuser/

  48. H-Man Says:

    Ape is turning into Bill Simmons, without the audience.

  49. Mashawn Lynch's Injury Cart Says:

    “McNulty claims Roethlisberger assaulted her after she was called to his room to fix his TV in July 2008.”

    -She fixed the television?

  50. Upstate Underdog Says:

    Just saw the picture Ape linked to. Crazy eyes and she wears a cowboy hat. I’m pretty sure The Ben is innocent here.

  51. Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits Says:

    We have to give Ben the benefit of the doubt here. After all, sexual assault is practiced openly in Pittsburgh.

  52. claude balls Says:

    The Urban Dictionary has no entry for “fixing the television,” so I have no idea what happened.

  53. Christmas Ape Says:

    Ape is turning into Bill Simmons, without the audience.

    I was wondering when this was going to show up. It’s like the trite Godwin’s Law of KSK. If I discuss the Steelers in any fashion, even making fun of them, at some point some commenter will say I’m turning into Simmons or some shit. Yes, he’s a homer, I’m a homer. That holds up. The difference is he writes about how his teams win because he and his fellow LEGENDARY BAHSTAN FAITHFUL will them to victory and are smarter than everyone else. I just don’t shut up about the Steelers. Very different brands of insufferable homerism.

    We have to give Ben the benefit of the doubt here. After all, sexual assault is practiced openly in Pittsburgh.

    Like racially based hate crimes in Boston?

    /insufferableeeeeeee

  54. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    So when does Ben buy Ape a $4,000,000 diamond ring to keep him quiet?

  55. make it snow Says:

    “Still, if the allegations set forth above are true, and if sufficient evidence can be compiled to prove that, then this thing could get very ugly for Roethlisberger.”

    It’s this kind of legal analysis that really sets Florio apart from other NFL writers.

  56. Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits Says:

    Like racially based hate crimes in Boston?

    (Yawn.)

  57. Nate Newon's Van Says:

    She’d have a better case if she alleged Ben assaulted her with an ugly stick.

  58. Slothrop Says:

    Like racially based hate crimes in Boston?

    Like that ever happened.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Soiling_of_Old_Glory.jpg

    Ok, when did ever happen with an American flag again?

  59. J.L White Says:

    Ape: In all the trillions and trillions of words Simmons uses in each oh his paragraphs, he’ll never write anything as funny as Marmalard. You’ll never turn into him, because you’re already better than him.

    Other ways you differ from Simmons: he makes a lot of money and has a hot wife.

  60. LittleBallofHate Says:

    She claims that, as she tried to leave the room, Roethlisberger blocked her path, and that he “grabbed [her] and started to kiss her.”

    She claims that she was “shocked and stunned that this previously friendly man, that appeared to be a gentleman in her previous contacts with him was suddenly preventing her from leaving, was assaulting and battering her.”

    McNulty admits that she didn’t try to fight Roethlisberger, citing his size and strength. She claims that she “communicated her objection and lack of consent,” and that he nevertheless began “fondling [her] through her dress and between her legs.”

    She claims that he pushed her onto the bed, and despite her alleged protests he “pulled her underpants off and proceeded to penetrate her.”

    McNulty claims that she told him, “You don’t want to do this.” She also claims that she said, “Please don’t,” and that she told him she was not on any type of birth control.

    She claims that he said in response, “Don’t worry, I’ll pull out,” which he ultimately did.

    At that point, he allowed her to get off the bed. McNulty claims that she went to the bathroom, and “tried to pull herself together.” When she emerged, she claims that Roethlisberger asked, “There are cameras on this room, aren’t there?”

    She responded by saying, “Yes, there are cameras everywhere.”

    McNulty alleges that he then seem worried, and that his tone became “stern.”

    “If anyone asks you, you fixed my television,” he allegedly said. “You fixed my television. Now go!”

    —————————–

    This has to be some of the most bizarre made up dialogue ever. I love that kissing (however unwanted) she categorizes as “assaulting and battering” her.

    What kind of weird plea is that, “I’m not on birth control?” How about, “DON’T FUCKING RAPE ME!” Screams? Anything? And yes I am an expert on rape. As a die hard Lions fan, not once during the entire season did I say, “I’m not on birth control” to make it stop.

    She then went into the bathroom to pull herself together and instead of running from the room after being assaulted and battered? Ben then gets suspicious about cameras AFTER he rapes her? Seriously, and who on earth would believe she “fixed” his TV. That has got to be the worst cover story for anything ever.

    Not to mention McNUTTY’s fantasy dead fiancee boyfriend soldier. That will look good in court. Plus, she does have crazy eyes.

  61. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    This accusation is such unbelievable horseshit that I will personally drive to where this woman lives and burn down her house out of principle if she receives any settlement from Roethlisberger.

    No criminal charges were necessary for her. Getting raped is an investment now!

  62. Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance Says:

    Let’s see Natalie Gulbis, Missy Perigrim, Andrea McNaulty which of these isn’t a hot piece of ass?

    At least the crazy bitch who ran this game on Kobe was a hot piece. (KatelynFaber) Remember her going Girls Gone Wild? I wouldn’t touch Andrea McNaulty with Marmalard’s dick.

  63. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    /WON’T ACTUALLY BURN DOWN ANYONE’S HOUSE for those busybodies out there who bitch about sarcastic death threats on the internet

  64. Grimey Says:

    Let’s play the Feud! One hundred people surveyed, top five answers on the board… Name something a rapist would never say…

    (buzzer sounds)

    “Don’t worry.”

    DING! Number one answer!

  65. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Who’s the host of Rape Feud? I hope it’s not Louie Anderson.

  66. Animal Mother Says:

    In a related story, OJ’s lawyers have released the following statement “OJ has never murdered anyone; especially Nicole Simpson. OJ would never murder anybody, although if he did do it, it wouldn’t be that bitch and that fag waiter, am I right?”

    /Kato’d

  67. Bubby Brister's Mop Says:

    If any law students, clerks, or legal minded individuals out there are reading…

    Can somebody tell me how she hopes to win this case?

    From what I read, unless she has a semen stained dress or that hotel camera shows her fleeing Ben’s room with torn panties and Ben’s cum dripping down her thighs, does she have any proof or evidence at all?

  68. miamidiesel Says:

    You guys are missing the point. Per the TMZ story:

    “Sources tell us Roethlisberger and McNulty had a sexual liaison at the time but Ben insists it was purely consensual.”

    So Big Ben admitted to willingly banging this broad. The one who looks like this. He really must be as dumb as he seems. Say whatever you want about Eli; he might have a bunch of sippy cups and toy figures at home, but he’s also married to this beauty and responsible for the Patriots being 18*-1

  69. Ted Says:

    Miamidiesel -

    In Pittsburgh, she’s an 11.

  70. ghabby Says:

    Shit, he was in Reno, home of “Cathouse.” Why rape a girl when you can get Isabella Soprano to eat your asshole for $300?

  71. BabySexCannon Says:

    more like Andrea McNutty, amirite?

    /Bubbles’d

  72. Jim Says:

    LittleBallofHate: “I love that kissing (however unwanted) she categorizes as “assaulting and battering” her.”
    Technically – not in the sense of, “you will win money,” or “you will be prosecuted,” but in the “defined for 1st-year law students during torts” sense – “battery” is an “unwanted touching of the person,” and assault is just “creating reasonable fear of battery.” So in the strict, Black’s Law Dictionary definition, that is assault and battery. If you can prove it.

    Bubby Brister’s Mop: I am a lawyer, though I don’t practice personal injury law, but there are two options I see: a) she wrote a letter to him that says something like, “Why did you do those horrible things,” and he didn’t respond – legally, you can introduce a lack of a response as an admission by the perpetrator. A jury would be free to ignore that. b) She is hoping for a nice fat settlement from Roethlisberger and Harrah’s, and told them as much ahead of time.

    Caveat: I am a lawyer, but also a Steelers fan, and I live in Baltimore, so I’d be perfectly happy to see him beat this just to make Ravens fans stomp around in bewildered rage.

  73. suicidewatch Says:

    at least while Ben is in prison he can avoid music like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol52eu67isk

  74. Christmas Ape Says:

    Can somebody tell me how she hopes to win this case?

    She doesn’t. She’s banking on a settlement from Roethlisberger before it goes to a media circus trial, which she would (unless new, far more damning evidence emerges) almost certainly lose.

  75. Grimey Says:

    The Roethlisberger story hit the AP and ESPN still isn’t on it

  76. Christmas Ape Says:

    Okay, I’m a little curious why ESPN doesn’t have the story, but why does anyone give a shit, other than the give Florio and McIntyre something else to play detective about? Perhaps they’re double-checking facts or working a different angle? Maybe they truly fatuously believe it isn’t a story? Maybe they’re trying to protect future access to Roethlisberger? None of these would surprise me, which is also why I leave any consumption of ESPN on TV or online to a minimum.

  77. MIKE TYSON Says:

    Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I present to you, Exhibits A and B.

    http://www.fantasyleaguefriends.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/bigben.jpg

    http://drunkathlete.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/ben-roethlisberger-drunk-pictures11.jpg

  78. chris - vodkacollins Says:

    When did PFT get bought out by TMZ?

  79. jawning Says:

    It’s kind of ridiculous how ESPN is waiting on this story to sort of pan out, all things considered. But, I think even if the allegations are true (which I’m hoping they aren’t and I kind of despise the Steelers), the amount of time that has passed since the incident and this civil suit kind of makes this whole thing moot. Unless if she’s got that Lewinsky dress sitting in the closet covered in Choco Taco and Roethlisperm, there’s really no chance of this actually resolving in her favor. This situation is kind of ridiculous, and if I were the ‘Berger I’d take it to court and bleed her dry in court/legal fees, and ultimately have the court rule in his favor. I’d hate to see him settle this thing out of court, because it just further shows how our legal system is so, so broken.

  80. Nimby Says:

    @ Mashawn

    “It looks like your… HD cable was… (sniff, sniff)… a little a loose which was causing….causing your…receptioOH I HAVE TO GO REFILL THE ICE MACHINES!!!”

  81. petarded king Says:

    it’s really not unreasonable for someone who’s been sexually assaulted to not do what you’d expect the victim of a crime to do, i.e. go to the police, sue immediately, etc. to say that her delay is prima facie evidence that she’s full of shit is ridiculous. course, she might be full of shit, but let’s let that play out.

  82. congressman shuler Says:

    The Duke rape case was more believable than this garbage.* Judging by her background and lack of criminal charges filed for RAPE, she is full of shit and thinks smearing rongrastname is a good way to earn a buck. If only this type of false accusation led to serious jail time.**

    *Not a steelers fan, in fact I hate them

    **and that once in jail you are raped

  83. StupidSexyFlanders Says:

    Did she at least fix the TV?

  84. Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits Says:

    Okay, I’m a little curious why ESPN doesn’t have the story

    ESPN claims because it covers only criminal cases, not civil cases. I find this difficult to believe, but am to lazy to disprove it.

  85. Wake Up Says:

    Anyone can file a civil suit against anyone else for anything at the low, low cost of a couple hundred bucks. It a win/win for the accuser, who gets publicity, sympathy, attention and maybe even a LOT of money(if the accusation is horrible enough) and a lose/lose for the accused, who never really lives down the suspicions that *maybe* they “got away with it”.

    Since civil suits have no penalty for false accusations i could accuse Tom Brady of licking my ass-crack without my consent six years ago, and sue him in court for seven TRILLION dollars without fear of losing the case….

    This girl is a whack-job who is probably more interested in all the attention this gets her than even getting any money out of the deal- which is pretty scary, because she might be a really good liar who can cry on demand.

    Anyway- she wasn’t raped, because NO amount of mere money softens the effects of rape. Only payback in the form of jail time with the possibility of cell-block-lovin’ makes it better. So- if she ain’t filing CRIMINAL charges, she lying. Period.

  86. Grimmbles Says:

    @ Danish
    [i]I know it’s Pittsburgh, but there has got to be groupies even in a town like that…[/i]

    Weeelll, I know a girl who [b]allegedly[/b] met Ben at a bar and ended up blowing him, and I wouldn’t say he has particularly amazing taste in women based on her.

    He was also linked to Natalie Gulbis before, and if you look at her face without airbrushing etc, you see he again is not restricting himself to only top end ladyfolks.

    http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0905/athletes.on.reality.shows/images/natalie-gulbis.jpg

    She even looks a little like this lady.

    I’m sure he’s innocent, but not based on how she looks=P

  87. Wake Up Says:

    It’d be interesting to know if she has a drug habit and debt, too….

  88. Nate Newon's Van Says:

    “Ben has never sexually assaulted anyone; especially Andrea McNulty.”

    **looks at picture again**

    “Especially Andrea McNulty.”

  89. Arm Strongcock Says:

    HARF, HARF, FUCK

  90. Christmas Ape Says:

    http://detroit4lyfe.com/articles/general-sports/espn-the-worldwide-leader-in-sports-not-leading-on-biggest-sports-story-of-the-day.html

    Yes, TTGT is right (barf) ESPN has a policy against reporting on civil cases with no criminal proceedings. SO CALL OFF THE CONSPIRACY HOUNDS, FLORIO, TBL, DEADSPIN, SPORTSBYBROOKS AND 13 OTHER FUCKTARDS I FORGOT!

  91. Dave Kerwin Says:

    I am anxiously waiting for Hines Wald’s advice to Rongrapist. Hines nevel have tlouble wif da radies.

  92. greenman Says:

    So what does this do to Big Ben’s fantasy ranking?

  93. greenman Says:

    By the way, I was only half paying attention today. . . .is it true that Big Ben took an unauthorized video of Erin Andrews through a peephole in her hotel room. . . .

  94. jawning Says:

    @Dave Kerwin – I believe it’s pronounced Ronglapist.

    This situation is no furr of smirre. Ronglapist just go to Nevada Casino, ask fol TV selvice, and now rook what happen! Isn’t that how polno stalt? I’m hele to selvice cabre! I show you my cabre and you selvice!

    /I always imagine Hines yelling.

  95. Dave Kerwin Says:

    Sorry jawning. I am a rookie at such musings. But I can give Jason Kendall a hell of an earful.

    http://www.whygavs.com/20090721460/pittsburgh-pirates/july-2009/where-have-you-gone-dave-kerwin.html

  96. BDo Says:

    http://detroit4lyfe.com/articles/general-sports/espn-the-worldwide-leader-in-sports-not-leading-on-biggest-sports-story-of-the-day.html

    Yes, TTGT is right (barf) ESPN has a policy against reporting on civil cases with no criminal proceedings. SO CALL OFF THE CONSPIRACY HOUNDS, FLORIO, TBL, DEADSPIN, SPORTSBYBROOKS AND 13 OTHER FUCKTARDS I FORGOT!

    /HELL YEA APE

    now where are the screen caps of erin andrew’s large, luscious breasteses to sooth my agony over big ben’s choco taco fever

  97. Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance Says:

    Looks like she may be someone’s baby-mama. No wonder she needs 400,000.00 Ben might just want to offer her 10,000.00 to go away.

    http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/
    index.php/2009/07/andrea-mcnultys-s
    ex-suit-against-ben-roethlisberger-
    gets-even-more-confusing/

  98. jujrok Says:

    espn doesn’t report on civil suits? since when? they got long yardage off of the goldmans’ wrongful death suit against oj (which they won because the lower standard of proof at civil trials – a preponderance of the evidence [what, likelier than not, happened] – is light years easier than the proof beyond a reasonable doubt necessary to convict of a crime). it’s this lower evidentiary standard that the shyster and his pathetic client are banking on in every sense of the phrase. here’s hoping that karma works in NV so ben can win at trial, sue the broad for abuse of process, get a judgment against her, and augment his retirement income by garnishing her wages. don’t get mad; get even.

  99. Chris Henry's P.O. Says:

    Joey Porter says: “FIX YO LAWSUIT!”

  100. Animal Mother Says:

    Kordell Stewart wants to know what the big deal is about this. He’s “fixed” quite a few televisions for men in their hotel rooms before and he’s never sued anyone. Even when they did promise to call him and never did.

  101. Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance Says:

    Animal Mother:

    Classic my man.

  102. dibbly Says:

    “I’m sure you can guess what happens next…” “He fixes the cable?”

    jujrok – they don’t comment on civil suits in the absence of a criminal suit. Very different from the OJ simpson deal.

  103. Danimator Says:

    Well, Big Ben is from Ohio(Findlay to be exact, I went to school with him and I thought he was a douche then) and the girls in Ohio aren’t exactly top notch. However, As much as I despise the Steelers and everything related to them, and as much as I would think this would be funny if it were true, this looks like another crazy eyed fugly gold digger

  104. SKC Says:

    “I’m sure you can guess what happens next…” “He fixes the cable?”

    jujrok – they don’t comment on civil suits in the absence of a criminal suit. Very different from the OJ simpson deal.”

    Oh, you mean the civil suit that followed a criminal case in which OJ was found INNOCENT. Yes, this is totally different.

  105. SKC Says:

    I guess Ben would have to be found innocent in a court of law for ESPN to cover his civil case.

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