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	<description>KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL.</description>
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		<title>By: Chris Humpherys</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/16802.html/comment-page-1#comment-136294</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris Humpherys</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 06:27:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If I draft Jesus in the first round, does that guarantee me victory... or at least a wild card?

I just posted an alternative fantasy league on my site.  sportschump.net.

I&#039;d love to exchange blogrolls if you&#039;re interested.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I draft Jesus in the first round, does that guarantee me victory&#8230; or at least a wild card?</p>
<p>I just posted an alternative fantasy league on my site.  sportschump.net.</p>
<p>I&#8217;d love to exchange blogrolls if you&#8217;re interested.</p>
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		<title>By: Michael Vick's Kennel Klub</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/16802.html/comment-page-1#comment-136217</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael Vick's Kennel Klub</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 18:07:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@TheHammerIsMyPenis:  &quot;Sex Cannon and the City&quot;?  I smell a sitcom. And by a sitcom, I mean a lot of pregnancies.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@TheHammerIsMyPenis:  &#8220;Sex Cannon and the City&#8221;?  I smell a sitcom. And by a sitcom, I mean a lot of pregnancies.</p>
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		<title>By: Gino Tourettsa</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/16802.html/comment-page-1#comment-135905</link>
		<dc:creator>Gino Tourettsa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 19:25:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You can&#039;t arm-tackle the King of Kings.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You can&#8217;t arm-tackle the King of Kings.</p>
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		<title>By: StuScottBooyahs</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/16802.html/comment-page-1#comment-135834</link>
		<dc:creator>StuScottBooyahs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:15:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What would Jesus do? Jesus would hit you right in the MOUTH.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What would Jesus do? Jesus would hit you right in the MOUTH.</p>
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		<title>By: angelpuncher</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/16802.html/comment-page-1#comment-135827</link>
		<dc:creator>angelpuncher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:04:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I had an aunt that had a whole &quot;Jesus sports pack&quot; set of statues. J.C. be playin soccer and baseball as well.  We&#039;d always reposition them so that jesus was hittin a downwd kid with the bat (or vice-versa, I don&#039;t remember who had the bat) or something of that nature.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had an aunt that had a whole &#8220;Jesus sports pack&#8221; set of statues. J.C. be playin soccer and baseball as well.  We&#8217;d always reposition them so that jesus was hittin a downwd kid with the bat (or vice-versa, I don&#8217;t remember who had the bat) or something of that nature.</p>
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		<title>By: Boatdrinks</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/16802.html/comment-page-1#comment-135790</link>
		<dc:creator>Boatdrinks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:36:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Man, that is taking one for the KSK team!  And, I hope the 4000 word stories were literate.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Man, that is taking one for the KSK team!  And, I hope the 4000 word stories were literate.</p>
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		<title>By: G.G.</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/16802.html/comment-page-1#comment-135786</link>
		<dc:creator>G.G.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Shows I would consider watching over T.O.&#039;s reality show:

-Days of Our Lives
-Veggie Tales
-Adventures in Model Railroading
-Andrew Zimmern&#039;s &quot;Rectum? I already ATE &#039;em&quot;
-That one about making cakes
-Chasity Bono in &quot;The Penis Monologues&quot;
-King of the Hill
-color test pattern</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shows I would consider watching over T.O.&#8217;s reality show:</p>
<p>-Days of Our Lives<br />
-Veggie Tales<br />
-Adventures in Model Railroading<br />
-Andrew Zimmern&#8217;s &#8220;Rectum? I already ATE &#8216;em&#8221;<br />
-That one about making cakes<br />
-Chasity Bono in &#8220;The Penis Monologues&#8221;<br />
-King of the Hill<br />
-color test pattern</p>
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		<title>By: jackin'4beats</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/16802.html/comment-page-1#comment-135784</link>
		<dc:creator>jackin'4beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:51:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hooray mailbag!!!111!!!11!

/Might finally get to read it this week.
//damn you work</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hooray mailbag!!!111!!!11!</p>
<p>/Might finally get to read it this week.<br />
//damn you work</p>
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		<title>By: Captain Caveman</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/16802.html/comment-page-1#comment-135783</link>
		<dc:creator>Captain Caveman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:42:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was up late writing the mailbag.  You fuckers wrote in with 4000 words of questions.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was up late writing the mailbag.  You fuckers wrote in with 4000 words of questions.</p>
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		<title>By: Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/16802.html/comment-page-1#comment-135782</link>
		<dc:creator>Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:33:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Are you saying Jesus Christ can&#039;t throw a tight spiral?&quot;

/Major League&#039;d</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Are you saying Jesus Christ can&#8217;t throw a tight spiral?&#8221;</p>
<p>/Major League&#8217;d</p>
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