It’s already better than T.O.’s reality show. FX is developing a comedy about guys in a fantasy football league called “The League.” Key quote from the pilot: “God bless fantasy football. There are many things a man can do with his time. This is better than those things.” We like it already.
So wait, why is there a picture of Jesus playing football here? Who’s askin’? You got a problem with our Lord and Savior playing football? I didn’t think so.
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If I draft Jesus in the first round, does that guarantee me victory… or at least a wild card?
I just posted an alternative fantasy league on my site. sportschump.net.
I’d love to exchange blogrolls if you’re interested.
@TheHammerIsMyPenis: “Sex Cannon and the City”? I smell a sitcom. And by a sitcom, I mean a lot of pregnancies.
You can’t arm-tackle the King of Kings.
What would Jesus do? Jesus would hit you right in the MOUTH.
I had an aunt that had a whole “Jesus sports pack” set of statues. J.C. be playin soccer and baseball as well. We’d always reposition them so that jesus was hittin a downwd kid with the bat (or vice-versa, I don’t remember who had the bat) or something of that nature.
Man, that is taking one for the KSK team! And, I hope the 4000 word stories were literate.
Shows I would consider watching over T.O.’s reality show:
-Days of Our Lives
-Veggie Tales
-Adventures in Model Railroading
-Andrew Zimmern’s “Rectum? I already ATE ‘em”
-That one about making cakes
-Chasity Bono in “The Penis Monologues”
-King of the Hill
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Hooray mailbag!!!111!!!11!
/Might finally get to read it this week.
//damn you work
I was up late writing the mailbag. You fuckers wrote in with 4000 words of questions.
“Are you saying Jesus Christ can’t throw a tight spiral?”
/Major League’d
@Slideshow Bob:
Looks more like a reach around to me. And Jeff Garcia most definitely approves.
2:02 AM? This post is the blogging equivalent to drunk dialing.
The problem with this picture is this Jesus isn’t wearing purple….and is white.
CC, this was definitely a post done 1) due to insomnia 2) to catch the beginning of the Open in Scotland or 3) WTF man, it wasn’t even 3 am!
Guys sitting around playing fantasy football? As a TV show? Yes! Finally, The “Sex and the City” male adaptation I’ve been waiting for.
Can’t wait for the Very Special sweeps week episode in which the guy makes a last second lineup change, and it backfires. I smell Emmy.
Wait so is that other kid trying to tackle Jesus? Kurt Warner does not approve.