Somebody put Joe Flacco on suicide watch. Derrick Mason has told Jocklife.com that he intends to retire from the NFL, much to the surprise of his current employers, the Baltimore Ravens. This means Flacco will have to start staring down another receiver on every passing play, like Mark Clayton for example. Or hell, maybe Todd Heap will start catching passes again. But yeah, that’s probably not going to happen. Adjust your fantasy ranking accordingly, at least until Mason un-retires by signing a new contract extension. [Jocklife]
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