MAN SPARED FROM MISERLY WRATH OF COUNT BRADY A guy who swiped Dreamboat’s priceless flower boxes and attempted to sell them for scrap metal (presumably because he thought he was in Fallout 3 for real) was reduced to panhandling when Brady tried to collect the $4,000 his vagina needs to feel fancy. But, lo, a mysterious benefactor came forward to cover his debts, freeing the poor soul from a life of servitude polishing Tom’s future child’s diamond jammies.
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And XMas Ape only wears the Tribal Power Armor because Everett told him “You’re one hell of a steeler.”
/Drinks another Nuka-Cola
I too often feel the need to place priceless articles of gardening equipment on a public sidewalk, then sue old men who happen to pick them up.
I kind of like Brady back when he was a young guy fighting the odds to make it in the big leagues.
But g’damn, it took all of nine years in Bawston to turn him into a privileged white prick.
I’VE BEEN A MEMBAH OF TALON CAHMPAHNEE SINCE TWENTY TWO SEVAHNTY SEVAHN! OWAH GROUP OF MERCENAHRIES HAS MOWAH HAAAHT THAN YOUR GROUP OF MERCENAHRIES! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
Pffft, probably didnt get less than six caps for it anyway.
Pats=Enclave?
Yes, but Megaton doesn’t have six Super Bowl titles. But then I never unlocked that one house. They might be in there.
No SB trophies in there. Just a ton of bobblehead dolls that look like the Ben.
And I bought the Pitt add-on. Gotta go dig my copy of the original to play it though.
/wipes chili stain off his XXXL Radioactive Man t-shirt.
Also, Fallout has a separate DLC quest on Xbox Live about Pittsburgh, where it’s called The Pitt.
/pushes glasses up nose, followed by second pair of nerdier glasses
Yes, but Megaton doesn’t have six Super Bowl titles. But then I never unlocked that one house. They might be in there.
I think Megaton bears a striking resemblance to Pittsburgh, complete with radiation tainted water, no attractive women, a nuke bomb sitting in the middle of it waiting for someone with a heart – such as myself – to arm it and let it wipe the town off the face of the earth. Taking one for the team.
Because I am a godlike puritanical wanderer, I always just give the scrap metal away. For FREEEEEE. Because I care about the children.
I make up for this goody-goody attitude by killing as many people and things as possible. Slaughter with a smile.
man, you read that real quick-like and it sounds like Brady has a $4,000 vagina.
Why oh Why are you turning into uber douche Tom Brady? You are ramping up to Brett Favrian asshole proportions much faster than I can handle.
Someone needs to take out this butthole’s (other) knee.
I don’t know which Xmas Ape trait I admire the most
His favorite team having an ass-kickingly great defense and (another) Super Bowl trophy
His novel is soon to be published
Or his extensive knowledge/expertise in all things video game related.
GET TO THE CHRIS COOLEY/PETER KING COLUMN! Just post his stupid face, I’ll make my own jokes until Drew is ready…
I think PK ghostwrote the first half of the column and Maj ghosted the “10 Things I Think.” “I THINK I MADE THE PRO BOWL THE LAST TWO YEARS” ? Gold.
Diamond jammies. That’s when you know you’ve made it.