Comments on: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/16524.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:55:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: BadKarma http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/16524.html/comment-page-1#comment-134871 BadKarma Thu, 09 Jul 2009 19:48:41 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16524#comment-134871 Kazemi: "A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. My bullets will blot out the sun!" Kazemi: “A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. My bullets will blot out the sun!”

]]> By: Gino Tourettsa http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/16524.html/comment-page-1#comment-134841 Gino Tourettsa Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:12:03 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16524#comment-134841 Looks like Chief Ronal Serpas had the same backwards-talking dream with flaming cards I had. Looks like Chief Ronal Serpas had the same backwards-talking dream with flaming cards I had.

]]> By: Fred Smoot Hawley Tariff http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/16524.html/comment-page-1#comment-134818 Fred Smoot Hawley Tariff Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:40:47 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16524#comment-134818 McNair had thwarted her previous attempts to steal candy from a baby. But with him out of the picture, she was free to kick up her heels and indulge her sweet tooth. This led to cavities, because she doesn't brush, and the Big Book of British Smiles frightened her into an ultimately unsuccessful molar extraction by firearm. McNair had thwarted her previous attempts to steal candy from a baby. But with him out of the picture, she was free to kick up her heels and indulge her sweet tooth. This led to cavities, because she doesn’t brush, and the Big Book of British Smiles frightened her into an ultimately unsuccessful molar extraction by firearm.

]]> By: SafetyDan http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/16524.html/comment-page-1#comment-134786 SafetyDan Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:54:49 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16524#comment-134786 <i>According to the police, Kazemi had told friends that she was thinking about killing herself in the days prior to the incident. She had suspected that McNair was seeing another woman.</i> No shit, he was married. According to the police, Kazemi had told friends that she was thinking about killing herself in the days prior to the incident. She had suspected that McNair was seeing another woman.

No shit, he was married.

]]> By: mini dagger http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/16524.html/comment-page-1#comment-134785 mini dagger Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:49:34 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16524#comment-134785 However, it is OK to date the lead singer of the Chuck E. Cheese band. However, it is OK to date the lead singer of the Chuck E. Cheese band.

]]> By: adam http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/16524.html/comment-page-1#comment-134784 adam Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:32:14 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16524#comment-134784 @ People still use MySpace? I'm on it all the time they don't let you just walk in to elementary schools these day @ People still use MySpace?

I’m on it all the time

they don’t let you just walk in to elementary schools these day

]]> By: claude balls http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/16524.html/comment-page-1#comment-134782 claude balls Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:13:50 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16524#comment-134782 So, no one else is bothered by the fact that she had gunshot residue on her left hand, but was shot in the right temple? Or that a cop who had a grudge against McNair just happened to be the officer who arrested her for DUI? Or that the police won't disclose who told them that Kazemi was suicidal and who told them that she just happened to run into some guy in the Dave and Buster's parking lot who just happened to have a gun on him when she said that she needed a gun? Or that the press has been unable to find anyone to confirm those reports? /conspiracy theoried So, no one else is bothered by the fact that she had gunshot residue on her left hand, but was shot in the right temple?

Or that a cop who had a grudge against McNair just happened to be the officer who arrested her for DUI?

Or that the police won’t disclose who told them that Kazemi was suicidal and who told them that she just happened to run into some guy in the Dave and Buster’s parking lot who just happened to have a gun on him when she said that she needed a gun?

Or that the press has been unable to find anyone to confirm those reports?

/conspiracy theoried

]]> By: Otto Man http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/16524.html/comment-page-1#comment-134781 Otto Man Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:04:16 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16524#comment-134781 Ronal Serpas? Wasn't he the evil alter ego of Verbal Kint? Ronal Serpas? Wasn’t he the evil alter ego of Verbal Kint?

]]> By: Upstate Underdog http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/16524.html/comment-page-1#comment-134780 Upstate Underdog Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:00:16 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16524#comment-134780 People still use MySpace? People still use MySpace?

]]> By: Hakim Drops the Ball http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/16524.html/comment-page-1#comment-134775 Hakim Drops the Ball Thu, 09 Jul 2009 06:35:02 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=16524#comment-134775 Okay, so...why do we hate The Big Lead again? Think I need a refresher course on this... Okay, so…why do we hate The Big Lead again? Think I need a refresher course on this…

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