About that FKS teaser from a while back… Here’s a post today at Deadspin that explains it all in better detail. Also, there’s a Penthouse column I wrote a while back that I forgot to link to, so here it is. (URL NSFW) Enjoy.
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July 6th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Fuck, even Mitch from Real Genius got laid in college, and he looked like Rachel Maddow.
That line is six kinds of awesome. Nice work, champ.
July 6th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
A wife, a kid, a full-time advertising job, a book, a blog, a column at Penthouse, weekly podcasts and now a daily column at Deadspin?
When exactly do you watch sports?
July 6th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Why in hell would anyone go to college in Maine? Were the winters in Exeter not bleak enough?
July 6th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
When exactly do you watch sports?
Take away the full time job and you get the idea.
July 6th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
And really, kids raise themselves these days.
July 6th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
And really, kids raise themselves these days.
That’s how I was raised and I turned out TV.
July 6th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Just put them in front of the TV and let John Cena and Brittney Spears raise ‘em.
July 6th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
TV is a parents best friend.
July 6th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Finally something to go back to the ’spin for. That place hasn’t been the same since Opie Taylor left, what with all the DS Inquisitions and such.
July 6th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Oh and nice try on the 2nd link there. I ALMOST got logged by the IT guys at work by yet another ksk link. Frankly, I’m not sure why I’m still an employee after the fetish tournament.
July 6th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Congrats on getting to quit your job, Drew.
July 6th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Uh, I didn’t quit. HOW BOUT THAT ECONOMY, GANG?
July 6th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Does this mean we have to hang out with those cock bags from Deadspin? It sounds like there is a lot more whining required to post over there now a days, and not nearly as many breasts. I might just frequent for BallsDeep days, and then continue to masturbate to BDD’s tits over here. You need to submit a picture over at that cleveage site, my friend.
July 6th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
I’m not totally convinced Mitch sealed the deal with Jordan in “Real Genius”, but I’m betting Rachel Maddow got all kinds of pussy in college. So while Mitch, Chris, Kent, et al were getting duped into building a deadly space laser, Rachel was seducing straight coeds at an easier school.
July 6th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Uh, I didn’t quit. HOW BOUT THAT ECONOMY, GANG?
Why do you have to bring reality into this situation, man?
I’ve already purchased your book, but if you open some sort of online donation site, I will gladly contribute if it means you won’t have to post at Deadspin again.
Though I will be looking forward to Nick Denton starring in a future posting of ‘This Week in F-K You’.
July 6th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
@Gino: Jordan gave it up. Oh, she’s a filthy, filthy nerd with great funbags. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
July 6th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Sometimes those nerd chicks can be real tigresses in the sack. Jordan, with her page boy haircut, bib overalls and scientific knowledge probably introduced Mitch to perversions possible only through modern technology.
July 6th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
According to IMDB, the actress who played Jordan was apparently dating Crispin Glover around when the film came out, so yes, she was definitely into some freaky shit.
And holy shit, she was also in “Valley Girl,” “The Outsiders,” and “Revenge of the Nerds”? Damn, that’s quite a nice run of ’80s classics.
Looks like her career came to an abrupt end in 1988 when she had the misfortune of working with Keanu Reeves. I guess she got off easy. Look what happened to River Phoenix.
July 6th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
What is it with KSK guys getting fired after their secret identities are revealed?
Shhhhhh!!! No one tell Uproxx that Matt Ufford is really Captain Caveman!
July 6th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Congrats on the Deadspin gig. I’m sure the column was good too, but there was a picture of Bree Olson on the side, and I became distracted.