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By: Marion Cobretti

Marion Cobretti — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 02:38:47 +0000

Congrats on the Deadspin gig. I’m sure the column was good too, but there was a picture of Bree Olson on the side, and I became distracted.

By: J.L White

J.L White — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 02:04:31 +0000

What is it with KSK guys getting fired after their secret identities are revealed?

Shhhhhh!!! No one tell Uproxx that Matt Ufford is really Captain Caveman!

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:44:19 +0000

According to IMDB, the actress who played Jordan was apparently dating Crispin Glover around when the film came out, so yes, she was definitely into some freaky shit. And holy shit, she was also in "Valley Girl," "The Outsiders," and "Revenge of the Nerds"? Damn, that's quite a nice run of '80s classics. Looks like her career came to an abrupt end in 1988 when she had the misfortune of working with Keanu Reeves. I guess she got off easy. Look what happened to River Phoenix.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 23:11:31 +0000

Sometimes those nerd chicks can be real tigresses in the sack. Jordan, with her page boy haircut, bib overalls and scientific knowledge probably introduced Mitch to perversions possible only through modern technology.

By: Slothrop

Slothrop — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 22:27:48 +0000

@Gino: Jordan gave it up. Oh, she’s a filthy, filthy nerd with great funbags. NO ONE DENIES THIS!

By: Reggie20x6

Reggie20x6 — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 22:19:43 +0000

Uh, I didn’t quit. HOW BOUT THAT ECONOMY, GANG?

Why do you have to bring reality into this situation, man?

I’ve already purchased your book, but if you open some sort of online donation site, I will gladly contribute if it means you won’t have to post at Deadspin again.

Though I will be looking forward to Nick Denton starring in a future posting of ‘This Week in F-K You’.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 21:18:09 +0000

I’m not totally convinced Mitch sealed the deal with Jordan in “Real Genius”, but I’m betting Rachel Maddow got all kinds of pussy in college. So while Mitch, Chris, Kent, et al were getting duped into building a deadly space laser, Rachel was seducing straight coeds at an easier school.

By: Purple Jesus Diaries

Purple Jesus Diaries — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 21:13:41 +0000

Does this mean we have to hang out with those cock bags from Deadspin? It sounds like there is a lot more whining required to post over there now a days, and not nearly as many breasts. I might just frequent for BallsDeep days, and then continue to masturbate to BDD’s tits over here. You need to submit a picture over at that cleveage site, my friend.

By: Big Daddy Drew

Big Daddy Drew — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 21:11:01 +0000

Uh, I didn’t quit. HOW BOUT THAT ECONOMY, GANG?

By: Hot Carl Monday

Hot Carl Monday — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 21:09:14 +0000

Congrats on getting to quit your job, Drew.