Comments on: Why Yes, Jason and Brill Garrett Do Dress to Match

By: jujrok

jujrok — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 05:23:48 +0000

to think ksk devotees would heap such opprobrium on america’s team. i don’t get it. jessica simpson is the second cumming of barbie benton (y’all of a certain experience level know of whom i speak). never indulge historical paybacks.

By: Dr. Steve Brule

Dr. Steve Brule — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 03:52:38 +0000

So does she call her bush the “Brill-o Pad”?

By: BDo

BDo — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 22:46:10 +0000

I hope the rest of the women that are there have much bigger cans… and not just the 44oz. variety.

By: C-Student

C-Student — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:48:04 +0000

all i noticed was:

ching chang ching chang walla walla bing bang!

and $9 drafts – FUCK!

By: Slash

Slash — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:47:24 +0000

Kinda glad I’m not the first to express stupefaction at her name being “Brill.”

And they’re really impressed by the ostrich leather (if that is indeed actually ostrich leather). Is that some kind of new luxury material? Because ostrich leather boots have been around forever. Never seemed particularly luxurious to me.

The food those people are holding looks pretty good, but it would probably cost a regular person the same as if he/she went to a pretty nice restaurant in Dallas, to judge by the prices they showed us at the beginning. $8 for a Miller Lite? Ridiculous.

But the bathrooms have both hot and cold water, so there’s that to make up for the tremendously overpriced food and the extortionate ticket prices. Plus the cost to park.

By: Brock Sampson

Brock Sampson — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:31:45 +0000

Rocco, if you don’t know what “gape” is, you really don’t need to ask.

By: Mo Charlo

Mo Charlo — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:23:09 +0000

That stadium is compensating for Jessica Simpson.

By: make it snow

make it snow — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:20:13 +0000

Aw, these seats are some fuckin’ ostrich skin. You gotta get some of these, you little fucker.

/Bowlen’d

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:23:23 +0000

I think Marty B got rooked when he called China to order that “Mitsubishi” TV. It’s probably a Magnetbox or Panerfonic. Maybe a Carnavale.

By: Rocco

Rocco — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:04:38 +0000

Gape? Gay rape?