Comments on: We Must Protect This Unborn Child!

By: Chawne

Chawne — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:20:45 +0000

@jumanji

does this mean the terrorists win?

By: Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers

Lil Lebowski Urban Achievers — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:45:02 +0000

Has a kid ever had a better step-mom situation? I hate the little fucker.

By: McFart

McFart — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 11:22:51 +0000

Every time I see Jizzy’s face I think ‘Austin Powers’:”She’s a MAN, baby!!”

By: Tunison's Crying Towel

Tunison's Crying Towel — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 07:44:54 +0000

Approval from readers leaves me dry!

By: jujrok

jujrok — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 06:16:27 +0000

/strict regiment of mind conditioning?

wtfo?

why not a strict company, squad, fire team, battalion, or corps?

seems the word you’re looking for is regimen.

might be time to foist editorial duties on the veterans among your complement.

By: sportzak

sportzak — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 04:18:56 +0000

@Mo Charlo

I actually thought it was a Bud Lite hat.

By: yeah, right?

yeah, right? — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 04:13:15 +0000

Everybody OK over there? I know a lot of all y’all live around the metro area. Nobody took the train, yes? Everyone OK?

By: Arm Strongcock

Arm Strongcock — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:32:17 +0000

MISTAKE BABY!!!! Fucking classic.

By: SonOfSpam

SonOfSpam — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 22:45:59 +0000

Play Mistake Baby off, Keyboard Cat…

By: J.L White

J.L White — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:59:55 +0000

To shut the ex up, I think he’s actually going to need (Kobe Bryant’s rape ring + O.J. Simpson’s Heisman trophy) times the square root of Michael Strahan’s alimony.

/math jokes are fun!
//pushes glasses closer to face in a nerd-like manner