This Week’s Reminder that You’re Glad Josh McDaniels Doesn’t Coach Your Team
It’s been a little while since we picked on Josh McDaniels, so here ya go. This is a tribute to Broncos fans, as your anger at the organization keeps us warm and dry on rainy nights. It was either this or Things to Do in Denver When You’re Out of Playoff Contention.
Tags: captain caveman, josh mcdaniels is an ubertard, paving the way to a Broncos/Vikings Super Bowl, Ufford Photoshops
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June 24th, 2009 at 10:00 am
“Things to do in Denver when you’re out of playoff contention” would be a great commenter draft.
/ or maybe not
// I got nothin’
June 24th, 2009 at 10:01 am
I hope that Ravens offer them 6th round pick for Marshall. They will accept it for sure!
June 24th, 2009 at 10:07 am
It should be a mild chuckle, but since it’s directed at the Broncos: BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!
As a Raiders fan, it’s good Schadenfreude to see that the Denver Donkeys, the team which more than any other–even the Steelers, Pats, and Packers–thought their orange-and-blue shit didn’t stink has now fallen to, uh…
…our level. Fuck.
June 24th, 2009 at 10:11 am
I think we’re dangerously close to having other teams offer to subsidize McDaniels’ salary to keep him employed by Denver. You can’t tell me Paul Allen isn’t thinking about it.
June 24th, 2009 at 10:15 am
As a Broncos fan, I will not be surprised until they sign Stefan Fatsis.
June 24th, 2009 at 10:20 am
Perhaps the present disaster is cosmic payback for all the schadenfreude us Denver fans have enjoyed during Al Davis’ reign of complete senility.
I feel bad for the people in the viewing areas for this year’s Denver/Oakland matchups. Putting those games on TV might qualify as a violation of the Geneva Conventions.
June 24th, 2009 at 10:27 am
Fuckin Coach Pyle – http://www.fleen.com/uploads/2006/05/fmji9.jpeg
kill me
June 24th, 2009 at 10:36 am
Denver fans’ butthurt cured my AIDS.
June 24th, 2009 at 10:38 am
Ooh! Do the Titans next!
June 24th, 2009 at 10:55 am
This post takes the sting out of being a Bills fan.
June 24th, 2009 at 11:02 am
We like the one where’s holding up the Cutler throwback jersey.
Terrell Davis thinks it’s not that bad, he expressed this with the self-awareness of Chris Berman, the insight of Stephen A. Smith and the verbal dexterity of Emmitt Smith.
June 24th, 2009 at 11:27 am
Suck it Broncos
Suck it long
Suck it hard
June 24th, 2009 at 11:41 am
I like how much joy Seahawks fans get from the Broncos implosion. It makes me feel better about picking on Seattle.
June 24th, 2009 at 11:46 am
I have season tix in the nosebleeds, which is good for McDaniels because otherwise I would drunkenly rush the field and physically attack him.
June 24th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
McDaniels obviously appears to be in over his head, but are Broncos fans at least placing -some- of the blame on Shanahan for this? It is not McDaniels’ fault that he inherited a whiny, spoiled little bitch and a sociopath as his two best offensive players.
June 24th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
classiest tagline ever. bravo.
June 24th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
I wouldn’t place any blame on Shanahan for this as players obviously still wanted him as coach and once they made the move to life without Shanahan and hired an inexperienced tazmanian devil in McDaniels all hell broke loose. Granite, Jay Cutler is a little bitch but McDaniels doesn’t have the charism or intelligence to be coach of the Broncos. Good luck Bronco fans you will be in for a long hard few seasons until they decide it was a terrible move to bring in such a young bratty coach.
June 24th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
I’ll blame Shanahan for being an iron fist in a league that had long since proven the iron fist doesn’t fly anymore. Look at Tom Coughlin…being Der Fuhrer nearly got him canned. He loosens up and suddenly the Giants were singing “We Are Family” and giving each other post-Super Bowl reach-arounds.
I’ll blame Shanahan because he was a reactionary coach when his young, unimaginative team that was no longer overstuffed with All-Pros and future Hall of Famers thanks to some shifty salary cap violations needed a coach who was proactive. It’s no mystery why even the best post-Elway Broncos squads always seemed to start fast and then die ingloriously in the playoffs. Shanahan would spend all off season putting together a hell of an offense, then after week 10, when the league had the system pegged, he would continue to run it into the ground.
I’ll blame Shanahan because he understood defense about as well as Joe Namath understands temperance.
I’ll blame Shanahan because the one time he decided to be a maverick and switch Jake Plummer out for Jay Cutler, it backfired miserably and not only cost the Broncos a playoff spot that year, but sent the team into the very shithole it currently occupies.
Again, much of this pleases this old jaded Raiders fan. But I’m not just blindly hating on ol’ Rat-Face. This is the sweetest kind of hate–the kind you can back up.
June 24th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Well between this assclown and Kiffykins at UT, it looks like a two horse race for the NFL/College Coaching Fucktard of the Year Award sponsored by Tampax Tampons and the Special Olympics.
June 24th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
the title of this post doesn’t relate to me, as unfortunately Josh McDaniels does coach my team. But hey, we do start with Cincinnati, Cleveland and Oakland so maybe we’ll go 3-0!!! Only to then go 1-9 in our next 10 games against seven playoff teams plus two that came close (New England and Washington).
June 24th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
That little pig from the poster was going to be a special teams standout, but then McDamni’mfuckingshittingthebedhere, alienated him and traded him for a 2023 6th round draft pick.
June 25th, 2009 at 12:09 am
Bowlen owns the team and takes the rap for this fiasco–plain and simple. Did Bowlen let the team run unchecked by allowing Shanny to do anything he wanted for too long? Did he try any corrective action by pulling in the reins a bit? Or did he just try to fix it in one fell head-coaching-change swoop? I say yes to all three.
Now McDaniels arrives on the scene like an ego-centric punk trying to look the part.
I say the status of the Donks as mediocre with the upside potential to be good now looks like a plunge into multi-year ridicule. Hello New Detroit!
June 25th, 2009 at 12:15 am
PS – Bowlen also did NOT figure out why it was so tough to win in old Mile High Stadium until after the new stadium was built and everyone wondered why it was so quiet.
/not bitter
//Seahawks still suck even after leaving the AFC West
June 25th, 2009 at 7:33 am
*wakes up from drunken stupor*
For those of you who would enjoy this clusterfuck of a Broncos offseason in chart form:
http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5075/broncosoffseason.png
*gets hammered*