Comments on: This Week In F—k You: UMBRELLAS http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/this-week-in-f%e2%80%94k-you-umbrellas.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:44:10 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: umbrellas http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/this-week-in-f%e2%80%94k-you-umbrellas.html/comment-page-1#comment-193865 umbrellas Sat, 27 Mar 2010 08:23:09 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15358#comment-193865 thanks for your share `` i think But then, what would Snoop use fo’ drizzle? very goodl!! i love it ,and i love <a href="http://www.umbrellabuy.com/" rel="nofollow">umbrellas<A>very much thanks for your share “ i think But then, what would Snoop use fo’ drizzle? very goodl!! i love it ,and
i love umbrellasvery much

]]> By: Arm Strongcock http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/this-week-in-f%e2%80%94k-you-umbrellas.html/comment-page-1#comment-129884 Arm Strongcock Fri, 05 Jun 2009 00:25:52 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15358#comment-129884 At 5' 12" - I can relate to all of you people that get mad at inanimate objects that you have purchased to protect you from nature. At 5′ 12″ – I can relate to all of you people that get mad at inanimate objects that you have purchased to protect you from nature.

]]> By: MIPH - Hater http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/this-week-in-f%e2%80%94k-you-umbrellas.html/comment-page-1#comment-129760 MIPH - Hater Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:00:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15358#comment-129760 I love to see the idiots that buy those 5 dollar ones that all the Chinese people sell. they pop up like rats when it rain in nyc, and sell umbrellas with the coverage of postage stamp. If you were the shrunken head guy from Beetle Juice, I guess it's a good buy. Otherwise hold your fucking hand up. It covers the same area. I love to see the idiots that buy those 5 dollar ones that all the Chinese people sell. they pop up like rats when it rain in nyc, and sell umbrellas with the coverage of postage stamp. If you were the shrunken head guy from Beetle Juice, I guess it’s a good buy. Otherwise hold your fucking hand up. It covers the same area.

]]> By: jackin'4beats http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/this-week-in-f%e2%80%94k-you-umbrellas.html/comment-page-1#comment-129753 jackin'4beats Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:37:21 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15358#comment-129753 @CobraCommander: When I see someone on the ground picking up their BB and/or child with another person laughing hyserically at them, I'll be sure to stop and shake your hand. /I use a huge costco umbrella and I'm always moving people out of the middle of the sidewalk @CobraCommander: When I see someone on the ground picking up their BB and/or child with another person laughing hyserically at them, I’ll be sure to stop and shake your hand.

/I use a huge costco umbrella and I’m always moving people out of the middle of the sidewalk

]]> By: Ken O'brien's broken dreams http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/this-week-in-f%e2%80%94k-you-umbrellas.html/comment-page-1#comment-129727 Ken O'brien's broken dreams Thu, 04 Jun 2009 08:39:29 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15358#comment-129727 I also enjoyed trying to walk on New York City sidewalks on rainy days, when very short, very old people with umbrellas happy tried to gouge my fucking eyes out as they walked in the middle of the fucking sidewalk a-fucking-men. I gave up and just slap them out of the way(the umbrellas, not the people unfortunately). And then they get pissed at you for hitting the umbrella - amazing. Although I gotta say i have an umbrella I like that I got free with admission from saratoga like 10 years ago. It has the button crossbow action, AND the handle is carved out in the shape of a horse's head - it's like the fine folks at NYRA gave you a built in no-homo. I also enjoyed trying to walk on New York City sidewalks on rainy days, when very short, very old people with umbrellas happy tried to gouge my fucking eyes out as they walked in the middle of the fucking sidewalk

a-fucking-men. I gave up and just slap them out of the way(the umbrellas, not the people unfortunately). And then they get pissed at you for hitting the umbrella – amazing.

Although I gotta say i have an umbrella I like that I got free with admission from saratoga like 10 years ago. It has the button crossbow action, AND the handle is carved out in the shape of a horse’s head – it’s like the fine folks at NYRA gave you a built in no-homo.

]]> By: 7-minute Abs http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/this-week-in-f%e2%80%94k-you-umbrellas.html/comment-page-1#comment-129726 7-minute Abs Thu, 04 Jun 2009 07:39:23 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15358#comment-129726 But then, what would Snoop use fo' drizzle? But then, what would Snoop use fo’ drizzle?

]]> By: robocats http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/this-week-in-f%e2%80%94k-you-umbrellas.html/comment-page-1#comment-129719 robocats Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:25:17 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15358#comment-129719 FUCK UMBRELLAS. Seriously. FUCK UMBRELLAS. I go to a certain, effeminate Ivy League school, and every time there's a light drizzle, these ball-less brahs and hipsters walk around with their huge fucking umbrellas and nearly gouge my eyes out. It's one thing when it's some girl, but men should know better damn it! I just wanna grab the umbrella out of their hands and break them in half in the hopes that at least for one day, there'd be one fewer fucking umbrella on the street. And to make matters worse, they're so stupid and have such a feeling of entitlement that they don't even try to lift the umbrella out of the way. I have to jump in front of cars and duck and dodge to avoid these, but heaven forbid Pussy McHipster be inconvenienced by a little fucking drizzle. FUCK UMBRELLAS. Seriously. FUCK UMBRELLAS. I go to a certain, effeminate Ivy League school, and every time there’s a light drizzle, these ball-less brahs and hipsters walk around with their huge fucking umbrellas and nearly gouge my eyes out. It’s one thing when it’s some girl, but men should know better damn it! I just wanna grab the umbrella out of their hands and break them in half in the hopes that at least for one day, there’d be one fewer fucking umbrella on the street.

And to make matters worse, they’re so stupid and have such a feeling of entitlement that they don’t even try to lift the umbrella out of the way. I have to jump in front of cars and duck and dodge to avoid these, but heaven forbid Pussy McHipster be inconvenienced by a little fucking drizzle.

]]> By: Admiral Snackbar http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/this-week-in-f%e2%80%94k-you-umbrellas.html/comment-page-1#comment-129718 Admiral Snackbar Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:19:21 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15358#comment-129718 Peter King knows a way to keep dry without an umbrella. Favre told him the secret in one of his voicemails. Peter King knows a way to keep dry without an umbrella. Favre told him the secret in one of his voicemails.

]]> By: Gino Tourettsa http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/this-week-in-f%e2%80%94k-you-umbrellas.html/comment-page-1#comment-129715 Gino Tourettsa Wed, 03 Jun 2009 23:40:22 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15358#comment-129715 Don't let those assholes as Acme fool you- umbrellas make shitty parachutes. Don’t let those assholes as Acme fool you- umbrellas make shitty parachutes.

]]> By: Dumpster Baby Boomer http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/06/this-week-in-f%e2%80%94k-you-umbrellas.html/comment-page-1#comment-129714 Dumpster Baby Boomer Wed, 03 Jun 2009 22:56:45 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=15358#comment-129714 Jeff Garcia agrees. Fuck umbrellas. He's always been more of a parasol man himself. Jeff Garcia agrees. Fuck umbrellas. He’s always been more of a parasol man himself.

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